Strictly Come Wokeing (5)

(Who’s up for it with this little ray of sunshine then?-  Day Admin)

A what the fuck have the BBC done now cunting for the woke show called Strictly, the show you remember that used to be about dancing, traditional man and woman doing the Foxtrot or Jive.

For some reason the winning formula wasn’t quite good enough so we get same sex couples, the odd mutton thrown in and a couple of disabled but quite reasonable dancers.

This year we have Dick Fiddlers favourite, yes Ellie Simmonds is in the line up, can’t wait for the ‘free dance’ or whatever the fuck they call it, we can see dwarf throwing on the BBC.

Just reset the fucking show back to what it should be, a celeb (lol) and pro male – female dance contest, not a fucking freak show.

I wonder if they will pull in a professional midget dancer to be her partner

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Sick of It

Alex Jones

No, not the dippy One Show host, that fucking American conspiracy bellend.
In court this week for causing grieving families of the biggest (so far) massacre of children by a fucking dickless gun nut.

The cunt told his viewers, all of whom if asked what is their favourite lollipop flavour would reply ‘window’, that the senseless murder of these school children was a hoax perpetrated by Obama do that the government can take all the legal assault rifles from the patriots.
Obviously bollocks, yet this cunt, with no sense of decency, carried on with his lies, meaning the bereaved families were subjected with threats and hate from Jones’ arsehole followers.

A decade later, they had their day in court, and the fat fantasist cunt was bang to rights, caught perjuring a couple of times, and now faces a huge bill for his troubles.

The shameless cunt went on his show bleating that he couldn’t afford it and everyone who supports him should send him money. The crooked fat lying cunt has declared himself bankrupt before the trial, to try and isolate himself from his grifted fortune, but forensic accounting has found out he his worth far more than what he owes.

Reminds me of Tommy Robinson, during his recent appearance in court for lying about that Iranian school kid and pretending to get divorced so he can plead poverty, even telling the court that he blew all his supporters cash on gambling. They still support him, proving there’s none as dumb as scum.

As luck would have it, another Alex, he of the Belfield, has been found guilty today, of stalking and harassment. Smug wanker, like his yankee namesake, is saying he’s being victimised because of his views.
And dull cunts will believe him too.

Might get the bunting out……😃

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Doddering Cunts At Cashpoints

A ‘Get a fucking move on’ cunting for the aforementioned Spawn of Satan. You’re getting cash out of a hole-in-the-fucking-wall, not pre-flighting a fucking 737 you jittery cunt.

I’ve been in helicopters that have got in the air from the fucking hangar quicker than you’ve extracted a fucking tenner. I just want to get some cash out for my lunch, a CAT 1’s just come in over the radio and you’re sticking your fucking card in for a third bastard time??

Once more and you’ll be riding in the back of my truck quicker than you fucking thought.

Good morning.

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt

(Good job you don’t get stuck behind some of the senile old cunts on this site – Day Admin)

Sophisticated Scammers

(Yes, this is another boring techie nom from a boring techie cunt. My apologies!)

Back in the early days of dial-up internet in the public domain (early to mid 90s+) scamming people was often extremely primitive but hugely effective, primary because people were not aware of who scammers were, what they did and how they did it.

Over the years scamming has moved on from the “Nigerian Prince wants to give you $10m” (although that is still doing the rounds) and its not just a case of trying to con people through dodgy email addresses with bogus links to supposedly legitimate websites.

In this age of Internet of Things (IoT) scamming has become incredibly subtle, complicated and ultimately very rewarding for the cunts that do this.

Most of the time it’s just a sad couple of geezers working out of their bedroom or kitchen. But more often cyber criminals (some of whom are/were legitimate programmers gone bad and wanting bigger slices of the money pie) use very sophisticated hardware and software to hack into your local network and rain in not only on your computer but any of your IoT logged onto your local network (including smartphones, TVs, car entertainment decks, fridge-freezers, home security systems, wireless thermostats and Virtual Assistants such as Siri and Alexa. Even a Bluetooth connection can be hacked in to!)

Scammers are also able to use voice-altering software that can disguise their voices when they speak to you over the phone,thus making it difficult to know the gender or race of the person who is trying to raid your piggy bank.

There are lots of precautions that you should take (a Google search will cover this) but a good AV app is a must. However, don’t choose a basic free version that only protects you from viruses. Instead go for complete packages that offer virus/malware protection, web browser protection, VPNs, online finance transaction protection, anti-tracking, IoT screening, video conference call protection etc. (These usually come at a cost but are worth it. Moreover, to be effective the app may have to be installed on all devices on your network where practical – including the router.)

You must also be wary of built-in apps such as Microsoft’s “Remote Desktop” and physical devices such as microphones and webcams: all of which can be activated remotely quite easily once a few bits of information are known. (In Windows, “Remote Desktop” services should be disabled or set to manual and never Automatic.).

PCWorld News Link

The Hacker News Link (Safe and Legitimate website – Day Admin)

Also be on guard in case someone over the phone (or online chat apps like Skype and Teams) asks you to download a remote control application such as AnyDesk or TeamViewer. (Both apps are genuine and legitimate, but the apps could have been previously downloaded by the hacker, reprogrammed with a trojan and then uploaded to a fake website that looks very similar to the legitimate ones.)

If you download and launch the app the scammer (who says they’re working for Microsoft, Apple, HP, Asus or Google IT Support etc) will be able to legitimately connect remotely and resort to what is known as the “Iceberg Effect“.

On the surface what they do is to try and fix your “compromised” computer. However, underneath there’s either some malicious code running that hacks into your personal data; or there’s a stealth second remote connection with some other guy connecting to your machine without you knowing.

Scammers are real cunts, but it is reassuring to know that there are Robin Hood-type guys out there that can play the scammers at their own game. The following link is about 20 minutes long but gives you an insight into how hackers do their thing, what is involved in terms of how they scam victims and how they get their comeuppance.

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

 

Search Engines – Under Pressure

A small but sincerely vicious cunting for search engines – not just Google -and Disney. With an option on Youtube. Several times this year I have – in the despairing hope of finding rain at the end of the current drought ( Doubt me? Come to East Anglia) – I have, I say, googled or duckducked, whatever, the words, “Surface Pressure”

This used to be all the description needed to get the Met Office’s excellent chart predictions front and centre. But not now. Top of the list is some enormous cartoon cow in vaguely human guise. It’s called Jessica Darrow, apparently, and it is a character in some woke feminist Disney indoctrinothon called “Encanto”. A scan of the comments tells you all you need to know. My mistake: you need to know nothing about this toss.

No doubt Disney Diverse Pap For The Masses Inc has managed to fix the search engine algorithms in order to promote its filthy product to a completely irrelevant audience. It is a cunt. YouTube is a cunt for hosting yet more diversity shite. And on no search engine I know of is it possible to block a specific page on Youtube rather than the entire site (which I need for porn, obvs.) They’re all hyperbolic cunts. I rest my case.

Sorry, forgot to link to Jessica Darrow ‘singing’ ‘Surface Pressure’. Here you go:
YouTube link

Nominated by: Komodo