No, I’m not talking about the Cuntstable’s private hardcore CofE porn stash. Instead I am talking about some rather disgusting habits and personal hygiene issues I have witnessed in the public domain over the last few days and weeks.
Yesterday, for example, I had to rough it on a bus due to a train cancellation. The bus was packed with a right assortment of old and young, locals and tourists, quiet people and gobby cunts. Some of them blatantly ignored the “no eating” signs plastered all over the interior of the bus, while others tried to sneak smoking a spliff behind a magazine, stinking the place out something quite sickly.
But worst of all involved a girl, probably in her late teens, sitting directly in front of me, listening to music on her tinny headphones and gawping at her phone while digging for gold up her left nostril.
Her index finger was buried up to the first joint as it rooted around looking for whatever it was that was bothering her. And because I was sitting behind her and to the left, I had a “good/bad” view of what as going on right up to the point of her removing said digit adorned with a glistening ball of slimy snot. Which she then wiped on something or other below my line of vision. But she wasn’t finished there because up went the finger again looking for dessert. And sure enough it retrieved a few snotty morsels, which again was wiped away (probably on the bus seat)
Another issue I have about travelling on public transport is how some people have never heard of personal hygiene and body odour. Standing in a cramped carriage on a train journey to Carlisle last month meant having to whiff the greasy unwashed dandruff-ridden hair of some young emo cunt, who again was staring at his phone. And then there was some fat Humpty-Dumpty-wannabe standing roughly 10ft further up the aisle, but I could smell his vile BO from that distance! I really can’t describe the aroma but it was like someone opening a festering wheelie bin that hadn’t been emptied in weeks!
Then there’s the silent hit-and-run phantom farter! Moves into position on the seat next to you, jiggles his/her arse a bit to one side, drops a depth charge and then fucks off, leaving the collateral damage behind so that the victims point accusing fingers (and noses) at you!
The (in)famous idiom “The Great Unwashed” has never been so apt when it comes to encountering some right disgusting cunts in the public domain!
Nominated by: Technocunt
and supported by: arfurbrain
Good nom Techno. I’m afraid the problem is that some people literally know no better.
I spent my working life on the road and I couldn’t begin to count the times I have followed vehicles where empty packets, fast food cartons and even glass bottles have been casually thrown overboard.
Sometimes it’s struck me that this behaviour is going on in cars way out of my price range.
How often when walking round the shops have you seen adults give their brats sweets and then watch unmoved, as the brats unwrap the sweets and toss the wrapper aside?
As for the personal hygiene thing, maybe there was some small excuse when the tin bath hung on the coal house door and Saturday evenings main task was heating enough water for a bath but I’m sure very few live in such conditions nowadays and the number of people who smell like a blocked drain far exceeds that.
