The Queen (3)

So the old hand waver has stated that people should ‘think about others’ and get all jabbed up. Listen, you sneakily rich hoe, I’ll decide what goes into my body thank you very much. The arrogance to even utter those words when her family are essentially gold plated parasites. Why don’t you give up one, just one, of your palaces and estates so all the veterans who fucked themselves up on your behalf, securing oil, opium, and god knows what else, can be sheltered instead of hiding in shop doorways getting pissed on and abused by the ungrateful public.

The nerve. The fucking nerve. ‘It didn’t hurt at all’. Yeah, I bet it didn’t.

This country has gone to shit, she’s kept schtum all this time, and now she has an interest in hawking emergency approved industrial garbage? Who put her up to this? The government? Gates? Someone else? She’s on someones leash that’s for sure.

Sickening. Keep your mouth shut and wave once in awhile. No one needs lectures about morality from you.

Nominated by: The Big Chunky Cunty 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56203768

Chinese Arse Jabbers

Chinky Arse-Wipes are a Cunt.

The Rinky Dinks have been following the Covid 19 science up their own arses. Apparently, Covids like to lurk longest in the back passages of their victims. Obviously this means careful monitoring is necessary to prevent the shit spreading all over the place.

Anal swabbing is now all the rage:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/27/china-starts-using-anal-swabs-test-covid-high-infection-areas

Apparently, however, the fiendish yellow cunts overstepped the mark when they shoved buds up US diplomatic pouches:

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/china-uses-anal-swabs-to-test-us-diplomats-for-covid-pvhw9x80p

(Apologies to fellow cunters for the fact that The Times operates a fucking pay wall.)

The burning question seems to be how long before SAGE recommends Boris mandating arsehole inspections before attending the workplace, schools, cinemas…?

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

My Family

Family

Apparently I am a cunt.

Just had a chat with my brother.

I have a degree in Physics. He failed his first year in Physics and then got a degree in philosophy.

I then trained and studied and became a Chartered Accountant, another thing my brother failed at. Now he is qualified via the the Scottish Institute.

My brother has been a cunt to me but we are now OK.

Who’s really the cunt.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

MISTER Potato Head (No, not Tom Hanks!)

After spending 15 minutes writing up a perfect nom for Brighton Health Service and their insane “chest feeding” shit; only to see somebody else’s nom take the hit spot and mine not appear at all; I’m tempted to nominate admin as a cunt and say fuck you.
However…
This morning’s news story re the rebranding of Mr (that’s MISTER!!!) Potato Head, into a non-binary Potato Freak is so far beyond the pale, I simply have to!

What the cunting fuck us wrong with these people?! It’s a fucking anthropomorphised fucking vegetable for fucking fuck sake! It’s not REAL! You dozy fucking woke CUNTS!!!
Toy Story 5 will be lovely for the kids though eh. Buzz Lightfoot havi g a strangle wank dressed as a ballerina; Woody and his cowgirl swapping clothes to experience the other point of view, that pig character getting pegged by the kid’s Mum. And all the merch will have to be adequately accessorised of course.

It’s a shame Covid is on the way out. I can’t make up my mind if I want it to take them or me.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56200811
CUNTS

Nominated by: Brian Stoat 

 

Seconded by: Cuntybollocks 

Hasbro toys/Mr Potato Head

A stop the world, I want to get off cunting for toy makers, Hasbro..

Mr Potato Head will now be know as ‘Potato Head’ to promote ‘gender inclusivity.’.

Well, I though the big fuck off tache was a bit of a giveaway, but what do I know? Will he have stick on tits and fanny now?

I’m hearing that Thomas the Tank engine will also feature more female trains. Is there any end to this madness?

Action Man will be ‘Action Pansexgender’ and be wearing a tutu while walking his/their poodle onto the battlefield. Action man’s tagline on the advert will be, ‘Because on the battlefield, it’s important to look fabulous, dahhhhling!’

Half the players on Subbutteo will have tits. Barbie will have a big cock and Evil Kneivel will have both.

It’s a fucking disgrace.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56200811

Barack Obama (19)

Barack Obama is a cunt for several reasons:
1) He is a cunt.
2) He won the Nobel Peace Prize without doing anything but then started several wars which had disastrous consequences, e.g. Libya.
3) He said he would close Guantanamo Bay but did not do so (so not such a bad cunt in this case – as we don’t want those dangerous peacefuls to be released).
4) He locked up the children of illegal immigrants in cages (again not such a cunt) and the Demon-crats whinge hypocritically about the Orange Man’s administration doing the same thing.
5) He selected the cunt Sleepy Joe as his VP.
6) He is a woke cunt.
7) He is married to a woke tranny who is also a cunt

However on this occasion, Barack Obama is a cunt for saying that slavery reparations are justified.

Who does he think are going to pay these reparations (honkys of course)? And to whom will these reparations be paid? Black slaves are long dead and their descendants have a better life in countries such as the US, UK and Caribbean nations than they would in the Ebola-infested shitholes of Africa.

Why doesn’t he ask the Arabs to pay proper incomes to the construction workers from the subcontinent and allow them to retain their passports? Why doesn’t he fight against slavery in Mauritania (in Africa)? Why doesn’t he make the vile human traffickers pay for the hotel bills of the boatloads of the illegals who are crossing the English Channel?

Like all of the other globalist establishment types, he wants others to pay the bills so that he, his tranny wife and their ugly offspring can keep their millions made from writing bullshit woke books.

If anybody should be paying reparations, it is this woke cunt for all the damage he caused to the world whilst he was POTUS.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/02/25/barack-obama-says-slavery-reparations-justified-theory/

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt