The Leftwaffe, yet again. A comedian I’d forgotten all about tweeted a joke about Swedish eco loon, Greta Thumbnail and predictably, the left are all over him. The joke was:

“As soon as Greta discovers cock, she’ll stop complaining about the single use plastic it’s wrapped in.”

Not the funniest of jokes. But then, Lee isn’t the funniest of comedians. I view him as a kind of white Nish Kumar, but far less to the left. But, it’s freedom of speech and she’s 18 now. She put herself in the spotlight, and people are entirely free to satirise, lampoon, criticise or deride her in public. Unless you’re the Leftwaffe of course. In which case, all negative words against Saint Greta of Thumbnail MUST be erased.

I’ve never found Lee particularly funny, and the joke certainly isn’t. But he has ever right to say it, without entitled little Nazi lefties getting their Bridget Jones type knickers in a twist. So, fuck off Leftwaffe. You bunch of cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Now the Furlough system was a wonderful thing, without it I would have been totally fucked and I do wonder how it will ever be compensated for.

Great system as it was/ still is for some there are always cunts who abuse the system and take the piss, lazy work shy cunts who will still be claiming it in 20 years if they can.
The people that really boil my piss are the rich people who claim this Victoria Beckham, that cunt that plays Allan Partridge you know the type, minted but tighter than a ducks butt and I’m sure if we checked loads of the sleb cunts have been doing it under another name I suspect, cunts one and all.

But causing me to choke on my marmalade and toast this morning was the news that the Saudi royal family have been claiming it for those in the UK,,, WTF the richest family in the world WTF claimed furlough WTF.

You know the cunts I mean the greasy Isis looking mother fuckers who blast up and down outside Harrods in their gold wrapped Lamboghini,s with no insurance and a glove box full of speeding and parking fines for their man servant to pay the infidels later on,if they get caught, the same cunts who barge past on the pavement or let a door slam in your face all while wearing a diamond encrusted monstrosity watch that costs more than my house…. Those fucking treble cunts.

Now doesn’t that bring a spark of warmth to your heart to know those cunts are claiming Furlough and we are going to be paying it back into the system for the rest of our lives,.
There should be a special government department for collecting said oil spills and grease balls and ransoming them back to their families, you can even add on some quid for the traffic violation costs and a ticket back to Saudi, it can be called Furlough off you cunts, its not like we, re not supporting loads of other money grabbing cunts from abroad anyway…… Furlo off and don’t come back camel jockeys….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

(Further info here – DA https://www.thenational.scot/news/19175917.covid-billionaires-bnp-saudi-royals-claim-billions-uk-furlough-scheme/ )

Katherine Hiegl, who cares?

Yet another actress who thinks she’s more interesting than she actually is, and chooses to share her personal life in public for the benefit of her “fans”.

I’ve no idea who this self obsessed cunt is, I’ve never seen Firefly, which she purportedly starred in.

You’ve had neck surgery, have pronounced yourself as ” now bionic”, presumably to make yourself sound more interesting.

Nothing to do with no longer being young & nubile, then?

https://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/20210317109119/katherine-heigl-shares-unexpected-health-news/

Nominated by: Jessum Priest 

Courtesy Labour List – the gift that keeps on giving – a Red Wall cunting please for former Labour M.P. Dr Paul Williams, who got slung out of Parliament in 2019, for being anti-Brexit, and trying to frustrate the Brexit process by advocating a 2nd (no doubt rigged) referendum.

Hartlepool needs a new MP since the previous incumbent resigned on Monday – two days later and Williams was crowned the candidate on a massive shorttlist – of ONE – inflited on them by Dame Keir’s arselikers at head office:

https://labourlist.org/2021/03/doctor-williams-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-nec-impositions/

Needless to say the faithful are delighted.

Say Hartlepool and you automatically think of one name – pantomime Dame Peter Mandelson. Enough said – the constituency obviously embrace Commie sleaze.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Saint Marcus Rashford is onto his next attention seeking project, now the gobshite cunt is demanding that all men protect women, I seriously think this pleb is going to be the next fucking Ghandi, its going to be one humanitarian cause after another Lilly mong style….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

and seconded by: Cuntfinder General

I second this cunting. Do what your paid for Rash-thoughts: stick that fucking ball in the back of the oppositions net.
Stupid boy.

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/12/marcus-rashford-says-men-have-a-role-to-play-to-make-women-feel-safe-14235284/