Morning fellow cunters.

If your kettle is broken and unable to boil your piss, a silly bitch called Genevieve Roth will boil it for you instead.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2021/03/23/sussexes-aide-says-white-people-rife-internalised-racism/?li_source=LI&li_medium=liftigniter-rhr

Why the fuck the Duchess & Duke of Hewitt need a strategist, God only knows, and begs the question – what on earth does their strategist do? Anyway, here is some of the nonsense that this strategist cunt has come out with.

She has claimed that all white people are “rife with internalised racism and unconscious bias” and realised she was “racist” after marrying her black husband. (Why would a white racist marry a black?)

She goes on to say “Race is an issue in our marriage because as a white woman of privilege, I have racist tendencies written in at a cellular level,” she said. (For fuck’s sake, does this mean that even single-cell organisms such as amoeba are racist too?)

And more nonsense from this silly cow: “As a white American woman, I have too often made the mistake of considering racial injustice as something happening to black people that I needed to empathise with and fight for, instead of understanding it as something that I myself was creating and responsible for,” she told Australian social enterprise Primer.

And “I am rife with internalised racism and unconscious bias”.

Finally, the article notes that she work on Crooked Hillary Clinton’s 2016 election campaign. So, she is another liberal-leftie waste of space.

Judging by the article below, it looks like Sparkletits allows her ginger chiggun (address: Archie’s Chicken Run in the back garden) to talk only with black or coloured people in order to help him discover his ‘unconscious bias’.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/10/26/prince-harry-upbringing-education-meant-had-no-idea-unconscious/

Genevieve Roth. You may be an internalised racist but you are also an externalised cunt!

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

Bigging Up Your Life

How bad the journalism at the Guardian has become. I know Malcolm Muggeridge worked for The Guardian in the thirties. Reporting from Soviet Russia telling of the communist experiment there. That was in the thirties. Now we have in 2021-

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2021/mar/22/this-is-radical-love-the-glorious-rich-history-of-black-queer-britain

There is a paywall I’m afraid. But it’s not so much the subject matter. Its how they’ve done it-which is to to give 2 friends the opportunity to basically show their old snaps, where they hung out and turn it into history. In this case something they’ve called black queer history.

Yes there he is an old snap with his friend. It looks like a snap you’d take just before you went out in a Saturday night. But in this case it ‘around the time’ when black queers were coming out. And they were off to some ‘legendary’ nightclub that catered for them..

Then his ‘report’ I suppose you’d call it reveals that a lot of the gay bars frequented by blacks back then were owned by white homosexual men. But then the ‘legendary’ (can’t remember the name of the club) owned by a black queer was opened. And the black queers felt more comfortable there

You’d have to read the bullshit but I think as I say there’s a pay wall.

Anyhow more generally this bigging up your life to be part of ‘history’ I think needs calling out. What comes to mind are bands in my home town who got really famous…er…in my hometown.

On their websites (names made up) it says– It all started when Dave and Rob accidentally bumped into each other in The Dove Inn. They had known each other at school. They found out that they had a great love for The Cure (or some other band) and decided there and then to play together. That was the beginning.

Then they met Craig the drummer and he ‘introduced’ to his mate Alan who was greatly influenced by Motorhead and he brought that ,(some muso waffle about the ‘new wave’ and how they were a part of it() and they developed their sound.

Oh that first gig who would have known that that was just the beginning ….and so on and so on.

But wait I know you lot. Craig wasn’t ‘introduced’ to you he fell over you in the pub drunk. How do I know? I was there! .

You only played in town. It wasn’t anything great or historical (even for the town)

Maybe I’m being a bit too hard. Everyone likes to put their best face forward as it were
Really what I’m getting is the idea ‘we’re all celebrities now’.I might start my own. That was a famous day for me John as and Steve when we were photographed posing with our putters for The Barnsley Chronicle! That was a famous day when we were 8 years old in the history of our gang. (thats story’s true, the names as well)

As I get old I am becoming more and detached from the world. I can say say honestly I am happy to have lived and died a nonentity. I didn’t live a life of historical importance. Nothing truly out of the ordinary happened to me.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Cultural appropriation of the white man’s things

The Wikipedia definition seems to be something like “A dominant culture appropriating items from a minority culture”.

You know, honkies wearing dreadlocks, honkies wearing sombreros etc.

Actually, it only seems to be a problem when the honky man does it, I seem to notice.

And ‘minority culture’? Honkies are a minority in some UK cities already. Wait until the next census results (if they dare release them!)

This means honkies in those towns and cities will have the right to tell the dark keys and peacefuls to stop using the following items:

Electricity
The internet
Phones
Cars
Buses
Planes
Bicycles
Motorcycles
Boats
Hovercrafts
Computers
Modern medicine
Printed media (printing press)
Television
Radio
Washing machines
Dishwashers
Ovens
Fridges and freezers
Most modern clothing
Glass windows
Cement
Roads
Food from modern farming
Food from modern factory methods
Baby milk
Nappies
Prams
Modern educational methods
Glasses and contact lenses
False limbs
Football
Tennis
Cricket
Golf
Rugby

And many more things, I’m sure!

In fact, seeing as by conservative estimates that only 9% of the world is white, then we can apply this globally too, can’t we? Seeing as we’re all global citizens now, right?

Fuck off the honky man’s stuff. Back to the mud huts and caves with the lot of you!

Nominated by : Cuntybollocks 

A well deserve Cunting for Brauer College in Warrnambool, Victoria, Australia.

At a school assembly all the boys in the school were made to stand up and apologise to every girl in the school for male inflicted sexual assault and rape. Many of these young boys were only 11 or 12 and had no idea what they were apologising for and why they had to say sorry. One of these young boys said “ I don’t think it’s okay to be sexually assaulted. I felt a bit under pressure to stand up and if I didn’t I felt like I was a bad person.” The school has so far failed to apologise.

This is the way our world is going, where masculinity is held to be so inherently toxic that even children have to apologise for the supposed inherited sins of their sex. What about female violence to men, a growing problem and one which the authorities refuse to acknowledge? Will young girls be made to stand up and apologise to men for their inherited sins of nagging and gaslighting? No I thought not – because it is, of course an absurd notion, to extrapolate from the sins of a few and apply them to an entire sex.

Welcome to the 21st century? What a cunt it’s turning out to be.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/03/30/australian-schoolboys-made-apologise-girls-rape-behalf-their-gender/

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine 

A once in a hundred year, Lloyds of London cunting for fuckers who do not insure their property and then cry for assistance when shit happens.

We have just had major flooding here in New South Wales following a bloody long torrential downpour ( 7 days and nights ) and yes, many poor bastards have lost everything and yes, my heart goes out to them.

Many who have been interviewed on TV and Radio have said things like “At least we are insured ” so of course they are traumatised but will get some financial recompense and nothing can make up for the sentimental losses

but the ones who make my piss temperature elevate are the ones who are begging for Community or Government compensation because they did not have insurance. Fuck off, don’t build your house on a flood plain and then moan if you get flooded and don’t have insurance. If that makes me a heartless cunt then so be it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9395309/Windsor-flooding-near-Sydney-Picture-tiny-patch-grass-sums-New-South-Wales-floods.html

Nominated by: Grumpy Old Cunt