Demi Lovato (yes again)
I’m no astronomer but I have discovered the center point around which the universe revolves. Turns out that it is the person trying to be a contender for Cunt of the Year: Demi Lovato.

The world is not exactly to her liking yet so she feels compelled to make sure we all know where we are going wrong. Some of her life experiences have been traumatic, so any person, business or entity that displays a lack of sensitivity to her trauma needs to be called out. The latest ones to touch a raw nerve with this twat is a frozen yogurt place in California that caters to the healthy and trim clientele. This insults poor Demi who has had eating disorders in her past.

She is getting a lot of blow back from people about this as she should.
Every few days this cunt seems to once again put her cuntitude on full display prompting a swift cunting. For a woman with a man’s chin and supposedly full of “girl power” she sure is a fragile cunt. I can’t wait to see what offends this pathetic woke worrior next.

She will be on my Dead Pool submissions from now on as a wimminz this fragile is due for another tumble off the wagon soon.
Fucking child star snowflake cunt!

https://mol.im/a/9485671

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

Recently Indians were splashing around in the Ganges,without distancing and without face coverings, all to glorify their nonsense gods.

Now they have a “COVID crisis” what a fucking surprise!

The daft cunts are expecting and getting loads of vaccines from all over the place, from countries that have taken more care.

What a bunch of worthless wanking cunts

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/25/the-world-must-act-indias-covid-crisis-is-a-dire-problem-for-us-all

Nominated by: Spazzycunt 

(MSM suggest the world should do more to help, while the Wokes will probably blame the UK for all the usual reasons – DA)

And this from Five Eyes 

Currently, BBC and other World Media Sources are covering the Indian Variant of Covid, and are quick to promote the needs of its people who ( reportedly ) are dying in the streets. Pictures of bodies falling from overloaded ambulances were shown on the BBC to emphasize the horror of the situation. It is important to note that the care provided to these unfortunates is basis to say the least…..Cue the Whip-around! Already, UK has committed to both cash and medical equipment. WHO are calling for donations, and the usual luvvies, rushing for YOUR cheque book.

Now my cunting is this. India is currently spending 14000 Crore on its Space Exploration Budget A crore is equal to !0 Million GBP. Now that,s an awful lot of cash! Their Space agency also makes a profit of 40 Crore each year.

Let the fuckers pay for their own…..but they won’t.

….and from Sir Limply Stoke 

India Oh Jewel in the Crown

As on old India hand have always been in two minds about the shitehole/land of a thousand enchanting palaces (two minds see geddit). Currently getting endless coverage re Ravaging Covid and endless 24/7 cremations of late lamented. You become accustomed to the gritty taste of burnt bone in the mouth as soon you overfly the acres of slums that surround Bombay/Mumbai Airport and land on the alarmingly cracked and patched runways. Step out of the curry impregnated alarmingly cracked and patched Jumbo and you are coshed around the chops by the hot brown earthy air seasoned with pinches of bunt bone and dressed with a piquant sauce of slum sewage and eye watering traffic pollution. Remember that thus far you are in the domain of the rich and powerful, High Caste India. Always remember that in India the backhander/bribe/bung is King.
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/11/27/asia/india-corruption-bribe-intl-hnk-scli/index.html

Bribe your way through the kicked-over anthill chaos of customs and arrivals and past the wallahs (little serf class dark skinned cunts that do all the manual work in India) trying to punt out knock-off prescription drugs as you are pocket picked and embraced by Mother India – and wot a muvver. Bombay heaves and stinks 24/7. It has to, India does not have enough beds to sleep all its workers in one session so they kip in shifts. A lot of cunts in India and nobody knows how many. More arriving daily from drought/storm ravished countryside to farm and sleep on the piss stained pavements. Then factor in the millions that attend religious festivals and political rallies and the earth moves.

Point is Great Demand for drugs and since the days of the Raj entrepreneurs have met it by making their own Prozac, Interferon ect ect and in the spirit of “if you can’t beat them join them isn’t it” world brands have continued to have their products made in India. Read the back of your packet of Viagra and see if it actually tells you where the tablets were manufactured. “Marketing Authorisation Holder” “Distributed by” ect ect but never “Manufactured By…..In (name of country) and certainly never “Made by the wallahs of Feroz Isn’tit in his kitchen in the slums of Calcutta”.

Strict laws against many things but just pay a bribe and get on with life or death – need to qualify as a doctor or an airline pilot? Pay A Bribe. Need to get into hospital or require a cylinder of oxygen then pay a bribe. Cremation site dangerously full to overflowing then PAB. Need a ticket on a plane or train and they tell you it is full then PAB. Rape and murder a girl child and police want to nab you – no worries just PAB.

What happens when there are too many bribes but not enough services available? Obviously dear old supply and demand kicks in and the price of a dodgy half empty cylinder of oxygen (if available) sky rockets. This threatens the middle classes so its World Appeals time hence pledges from all the Cov Vac Nations to supply at a discount their unwanted and frankly suspect stocks ASAP.

As a PS do not miss the Sky Burials as favoured by top caste Parsees in so called Towers of Silence, The deceased punter was taken up to the top of an anonymous tower in the middle of the city bustle and left there naked and wrapped in a sheet for the vultures to come and dip their beaks. Common to get hit around the face by putrefying entrails dropped by a bird from some height. Made a distinctive whaap as the slimy green viscera wound its way around the old neck. Always raised a laugh when it happened to tourists. Needless to say a wallah always on hand to attend to ablutions.

For some half-arsed woke reason Bombay decided to get rid of its vultures – once a signature sight puking and wheeling away over the city. By whatever Indian God you care to choose they need them now to help cope with the massive death toll.

This daft cunt has crawled out from under her rock to tell the public to ‘show that we mean business’ and to ‘get more confrontational’.

The judge in the trail heard about it and said that she’s now given grounds for a possible mistrial on appeal. I have watched some of the trial and the judge has been pretty fair. He’s fucking fuming about idiot politicians jeopardising the trial and risking the potential safety of the court.

I hope Chauvin now wins freedom on appeal, due wholly to this fucking cunt’s comments. I would piss myself if the angry mob then descended on her fucking house.

After she came out with her shite, a large crowd started to gather near the courthouse, obviously with the aim of intimidating the jury into producing the verdict they want. Fuck the evidence.

Dat be raciss ‘n’ sheet.

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/tucker-carlson-maxine-waters-derek-chauvin-trial

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

A feathered cunting for early morning birds.

No, not the smug cunts who can rise with the sun and be as bright as a button and whistle their way to work. This is for the beaked variety, specifically Kookaburras and Cockatoos.

Now I know there aint many in the wilds of Northumbria or the gentle swales of Portmeirion but I have had two large mobs move into my neighbourhood and the bastards are making life a misery.

The noise they start making about 20 minutes before sunrise is incredible, making further sleep impossible.

You blokes with little Robins and Song Thrushes in your garden don’t know you’re born.

Nominated by: Grumpy Old Cunt 

I would like to nominate the Meerkats from that abysmal Compare The Market.com advertisement. I know they were last nominated in 2015. But they are still here and deserve renewed attention as they have obviously failed to get the message.

What is it that’s so annoying about these flea ridden parasites? It can’t be that they take the public for idiots – because the public are idiots as a sizeable portion of them obviously like these fleabags or else the ads would be pulled and no one would be buying those stupid Meercunt toys.

I think it’s the illiteracy of the campaign. The fact they made them Russians (why?) and a generation of morons will grow up thinking Meerkats come from Russia. The fact that Meerkats are pests and parasites and if a nest of them moved into the house of anyone that likes these ads, they would call in Rentokill straight away. And they are not cute. One of them, the abysmal Sergei, apparently has worms (according to the other one). Disgusting. The other one adopts the traditional Meerkat attire of a cravat. They mince around standing upright and look like a pair of furry ladyboys talking in ridiculous Russian accents.

There is a broader issue here of obnoxious and annoying tv ads which their creators think are so clever that they keep repeating them until any sane person will feel like hurling himself of Beachy Head. Other examples are Go Compare, We Buy any Car and Cillit Bang with Barry Scott.

If I see those Meercunts on tv again I think I shall hurl a brick through the tv screen.

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine