East Lancashire Hospitals Trust

A slow handclap please for the senior management of the East Lancashire Hospitals Trust, who persecuted nurse, Leone Harris for the crime of saving a life.

She didn’t follow hospital protocol and was subsequently persecuted and persude by the hospital suits over a period of 4 years.

Link to story here.

Nominated by: Jessum Priest

(** Late correction thanks to Lord Biryani, who pointed out it was East Lancashire Hospitals Trust, and not East Lincolnshire Hospitals Trust. Thanks – DA)

The Oscars (6)

It’s that time of the year again – time for ISACS regular drubbing of the bizarre woke festival known as The Oscars.

This tear the Oscars attracted an audience of 9.85 million tv viewers. In 2020 the audience was 26.3 million and the year before that it was 30 million. By any calculation that’s a huge and humiliating decline.

Why is that, I wonder? COVID may be part of the reason but viewing figures started to decline before COVID struck. Could it be connected with any of the following past glories of the ceremony –

– In 2016 Jada Pinkett-Smith, Spike Lee and others boycotted the ceremony over the lack of nominations for black talent? It didn’t occur to them that that’s because there wasn’t any black talent.

– In 2016 viewers were treated to the spectacle of Lady Gaga singing a song about the alleged rape crisis on American campuses. What a groovy, feel good number that was!

– Also in 2016, Leonardo DiCaprio in his Best Actor speech felt the need to lecture the plebs on climate change. He forgot to mention that he’d flown into the ceremony by private jet.

– The 2017 Oscars was an orgy of indignant Trump bashing. Jimmy Kimmel opened that year’s ceremony by saying “This is being watched live by millions of people in 225 countries that now hate us.’ I bet that went down well with the millions of ordinary Americans that had voted for Trump, mostly to get rid of a hopelessly out of touch establishment that refuses to take their concerns seriously.

– At recent ceremonies luvvies took potshots at Trump over the border crisis and the disgraceful spectacle of ‘kids in cages’. ‘There are no borders… that can restrain ingenuity and talent’, said Javier Bardem at the 2019 ceremony to wild applause from the diamond encrusted audience. Funnily enough there was no mention of that this year, even though there are more immigrant kids in cages under Biden than there were under Trump.

– MeToo, the race issue, the alleged climate-change apocalypse, borders, the wickedness of Trump. The Oscars are full of this shite.

The Oscars are no more than a smug, self-congratulatory, hypocritical, virtue signalling woke pile of cunt.

I’ll leave the last word to Ricky Gervaise – “You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. If you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent, thank your god, and fuck off.’

Amen to that.

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

The Green Agenda

The Green agenda and climate change.

So all the cunts in power are getting together to shaft normal people up the arse again. Senile old Biden and Doris are on their high horse telling us were all going “carbon neutral” .

Obviously it wont cost them a penny. India and China arnt on board so its just the working class in the West who will have to pickup the bill. £ trillions. Sums of money so vast the human brain cannot even imagine. Fuck off.

Fossil fuels are the only reason were not all dead by 30. Stick your green agenda up your arse. Where is the opposition to this lunacy? Where can we vote against it. Looks like its another eu type stitch up where no one has a choice.

Fuck right off.

Nominated by: smugcunt 

and seconded by: mikdys

This. Accepting that CO2 emissions really are the harbinger of doom, and that there is a need for reduction, then were the UK to stop all emissions completely that would reduce the total by a measly 1% (.37GT) while China continue to happily pump out 30% of the total (10.06 GT).

If this CO2 shit really is true then we are all fucked anyway, thanks to the likes of China, so what is the point of ruining what little time we have left and spending our remaining years in misery pissing money away for sweet fuck all return? It’s absolutely pointless.

Yet, all the political cunts support this bullcrap. There is no alternative to vote for. Local elections are coming up – vote “none of the above” and let’s try to send the cunts a message.

https://www.ucsusa.org/resources/each-countrys-share-co2-emissions

Justin Welby : Archbishop of Cunterbury (13)

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to offer a Holy cunting to the Archbishop of Starmer land, who seems to have mistaken his doctor of divinity qualification for that of a doctor of medicine, as he calls for an enquiry into the Coronavirus crisis:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9495321/Archbishop-Canterbury-puts-pressure-PM-Covid-inquiry.html

Like that other posturing old queen , Anthony Blair, he seems to think he has carte blanche to meddle in matters far above his competence and intelligence.

Justin should stick to his organ and the choirboys and shut the fuck up.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Jeremy Clarkson (4)

I nominate the man in the picture at the top of the nomination page. Jeremy Clarkson.

I’m sure he is (or was) a hero to many on ISAC.

I have always found him entertaining especially on Top Gear before it transformed into a yobs’ night out. He was irreverent and very funny. He was forever taking the piss out of foreigners. He referred to the MD of BMW (Bernd Pischetsrieder) at the time of their ownership of MG Rover as “Burnt Fishtrousers”. He also had no time for political correctness.

He was thus our kind of guy. Thus is came as something of a shock that he was pro-Remain. This was mainly because leaving might curtail his off-spring’s jolly wanderings around europe. Very middle class. But then he was a public schoolboy so what did we really expect?

In his Sunday Times magazine column (18/4/21) he got very annoyed. He is now playing at being a farmer and was aghast that the seeds he ordered from abroad took a little longer to arrive. In fact he got so angry that he drove over to a neighbouring farmer whom he knew had voted for Brexit, wound down his window and called him a “cunt”.

Earlier in the piece he disparaged Brexit voters invoking the usual “too old, too ignorant” cliches. He also dismissed our excellent vaccine roll-out and said that Europe was lagging behind due to EU bureaucracy. Er, yes, precisely.

Sorry, Jeremy but you have unveiled your establishment origins and you are a cunt.

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1424659/Jeremy-Clarkson-farm-covid-brexit-uk-leave-EU-disaster-house-net-worth-news-latest-update

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss