Sturgeon the Sexist

A ‘who the fuck are youse talkin’ tae?’ cunting for Scotland’s answer to legendary silver-tongued Geordie charmer Sid the Sexist.

In a nasty little sexist gibe, Nicola ‘Wee Jimmy Krankie’ Sturgeon has said that Bojo’s disinclination to be in the same room as her to discuss devolved matters is down to his ‘fragile male ego’. Actually Wee Jimmy, it’s more likely due to the fact that he sees meeting with the leader of a glorified town council as something to be delegated.

Nevertheless, imagine the ‘bulldog licking piss off a nettle’ face Krankie would have pulled if Bojo had said that she had a ‘fragile female ego’. The cow would have made hay at such an accusation. Claims of ‘sexism’, ‘insulting patriarchial attitudes’ etc. ad nauseum would no doubt have flowed like the Clyde.

Naturally the feministas who would have been out for Bojo’s blood if the situation had been reversed have been very quiet so far. Sturgeon being sexist, not to mention hypocritical? Well it’s an action not to be wondered at, coming from what must in fact be the biggest ego east of the Mississippi.

Not for the first time, I nominate Sturgeon as a complete cunt. It’s the Wee Jimmy we all know and love.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

If there’s one thing that’s focussed some welcome attention on which jobs are truly essential in a pandemic, then at least Covid has provided it.

The hospitality industry has benefited immensely from the various support measures but oh no it’s still never enough for the bearded cunts serving their triple mocha artisan coffee. Now they want their highly beneficial lower-rate VAT to be continued indefinitely.

The bloke who runs our local boozer quietly admitted to me that he’d had his best ever year in 2020. The combination of zero business rates; furlough support and reduced VAT had boosted his profits. He didn’t even participate in the Eat Out To Help Out (EOTHO) scheme because, by the time the first lockdown ended, his cashed-up customers had stuffed-full wallets and went for the top whack expensive wines to accompany their swans and truffles and EOTHO wasn’t as lucrative!

Now I do have time for the small Mrs Miggins’ Tea Shoppes or Fred’s Greasy Spoon that have been running through thick and thin for decades and provide a nice cosy cuppa and bacon sarnie.

What I couldn’t give a shit abaaaht are the numerous coffee chains flogging £4 cups of rubbish with such self-important ceremony, with Georgina and Millie marching through the High St holding their plastic disposable cups in front of them.

To sum up….fuck the hospitality industry.

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt

Wolf Blitzer wrote on Twitter : ‘reporting from Edinburgh in Scotland, where 20,000 world leaders and delegates have gathered to attend COP 26’

Blitzer has been a journalist for nearly 50 years, 31 of them at CNN, where he is one their top ‘Anchormen’ (a la Ron Burgundy). He has Bachelor and Masters degrees. He is also, on this occasion, a Dumb Cunt.

For months, Media and News channels have been drawing attention to the upcoming Climate summit. His own channel had earlier reported that Sleepy Joe had travelled to Rome, & then flown on to Glasgow to attend COP 26.

Blitzer and his team of muppets however, set up cameras to show them primed to report on the climate summit, with Edinburgh castle in the background.

Did it not occur to them that they were alone in reporting this international story ? No other journalists ? No world leaders and; motorcades of heavily armed bodyguards ? …. no, just an old Jock in his mac, tam o’ shanter perched on his head, walking his wee scots terrier.

How fucking dumb can you be. God help us when anything to her Maj. …..

“this is Wolf Blitzer for CNN live from Buckingham Palace, in Manchester’s Moss side…..”

( Story link : Scotsman News Link )

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

Yorkshire cricket is a cunt

A cunting for the fucking shit show that has been blown up in the media over some cunt being called P*ki

The P in question made 43 allegations of which 7 were upheld, the club decided that it was banter so let the witch hunt begin.

Yorkshire cricket is now deemed to be institutionally racist, yep that’s it, because they didn’t go full knee taking and self scourging they are the most racist cunts on earth.
The so called banter between a white player and an Asian involved the slur P*ki, the response was Zimbo ( a racist term to a Zimbabwean)

The Media have gone ballistic over this, unlike the very much muted response to the industrial scale grooming and rape of young girls by hundreds of the poor oppressed P*ki cunts.

The board put these incidents down to banter, big mistake, the knives came in before the chairman could say ‘I resign’, sponsors pull out, the ECB said that Yorkshire cricket cannot host international games.

Well the Chairman has resigned and been replaced with a P*ki

There are lots of stories on the net, here are just 2

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Nominated by: Sick of it

Hot on the heels of Sick’s nom, Cuntybollocks doubled down with this:

Michael Holding

This race baiter has been running his mouth again. This time, in the fall out regarding the allegations of historic racism at the Yorkshire Cricket club. In summary, a Muslim former player was allegedly racially abused (and it does seem he has a case to be fair, with regards to a recent report). This abuse took place years ago (around a decade ago I believe).

Now, if the other players were calking him the daki word to his face as banter, then they were fucking idiots. And yes, the guilty ones deserve to be suspended if they are still playing.

However, this is not enough for old ‘Mikey’. He wants to entire club suspended from functioning for at least a year, possibly longer.

This would punish many innocent people at the club just making a living. It would also punish the fans of the club too,of course.

But somebody said a hurty word 15 years ago so let’s close the business down.

Well I recall a few dodgy comments from Sky employees. See link.

Link to Sky story.

Well,surely Mikey wants Sky shutting down for ay least a year too then? Sky employ him and pay him handsomely to commentate, of course. But somebody said hurty words a while back within the organisation so shut it down, right?

I’m not holding my breath for him asking for that.

Holding onto racism (see what we did there?)

Plan B is a cunt

Thought you’d seen the last of these barking mad plans, zones and schemes due to the Cornavirus? well, think again.

I’m sick and fucking tired of these plans, subplans, schemes, and regulations that our wonderful leaders keep coming up with. The latest is Winter Plan B which involves masks that do nothing, working from home and pretty much closing certain businesses. Fuck me, some papers and the BBC are droning on about a Plan C that doesn’t even exist.

The papers and bunch of complete losers that are the Labour party are foaming at the mouth to get this fine chunk of planning in place. Boffins argue with boffins about what is correct, one disproves another with shonky stats and graphs and then another crawls out of some Polytechnic somewhere and rubbishes that load of garbage too.

I’ve had my vacs and I’ve had the virus, it wasn’t pleasant and I can see how it kills off the old and people who are fat, smoky and eat junk food but I fail to see how these endless plans will keep that from happening anyway? If people are determined to drink, smoke or eat themselves to death then that will transpire in due course regardless of silly plans.

I heard on the radio that a very high percentage of the NHS is constantly off poorly so I would imagine the best place to start would be to see why and get them back to work. I would also stop filling the UK with the dregs of Eastern Europe, Africa and the Middle East so that capacity can start to cope with demand.

I have no doubt that Plan B will come in to action in the next few weeks or months but I will not be going back to wearing those sill masks again….fuck you Boris and the cunt you rode in on.

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Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank