
Yes, we all know it’s that time of year when our wallets are shamelessly pried open by a perfusion of chuggers and retailers after your hard earned money, but I admit that I totally missed this little bugger : Giving Tuesday
Hot on the heels of Brats in Need and Black Friday, this was apparently on November 30th. Passed you by? Yeah, me too!
Maybe it’s because I’m a tight fisted old cunt who works on the basis that no bugger ever gave me owt fer nowt, or maybe it’s because I’m so overloaded by the relentless onslaught of the meaningless modern Christmas that it was just too much to take it all in. I leave you draw your own conclusions.
Whatever it was, if you missed it like me then you’ve been told now – so you’ve no excuse next year…
Charity Link
Nominated by: Dioclese
Dio really doesn’t like charities! Here’s another from him …
Charity fatigue
Is it just me or does anyone else suffer from charity fatigue? It’s out just my that is sick and tired of being bombarded with Christmas chuggers?
You can’t turn on the telly without being assaulted by a never ending barrage of appeals for animals, children, starving Africans, Afghans, homeless people, Oxfam (a cunting in their own right), meals on wheels, food banks, etc etc etc – far too many to list.
And then there’s the endless doom and gloom from the media about how everyone is destitute because of covid, lockdown, furlough kmoney for nothing) and wicked Tory scum.
Well here’s my Christmas message : Fuck ’em all. I never got handed anything for nothing, I had to work my arse off for it.
As Norman Tebbitt once so succinctly put it “Get on your bike”.
The good Lord helps those that help themselves…
And another charity nomination has popped in, this time from Vernon Fox
The poor starving freezing Afghan children.
Allow me a moment to wipe away my tears as I listen to yet another report about the “imminent danger of Afghan children starving and freezing over winter” – but, maybe just me being dumb here, but is it not the responsibility of the Taliban to deal with this alleged crisis?
And as China Joe sent the Taliban 1.7 billion US Dollars in cash on pallets, left them 84 billion Dollars worth of arms and military equipment which the Afghan “Army” fell over as they bravely ran to join the Taliban and the Taliban are currently selling all the rare earth mining rights to China for a fortune how about these evil murderous little fuckers deal with the alleged “humanitarian crisis” –
I am confident they will be right on it as they have such a great record of upholding human rights..
NOT our problem, not our responsibility and not our bill – but that won’t stop the flood of adverts from the tax dodging scammers calling themselves “charities”.
I am not feeling charitable – fuck them.
And another one… this time from Andy
Toy Charity Christmas Donations.
These are cunts.
Why?
You would think that they would be grateful, and accept anything.
You would think that they know that if a child is in a family, where for whatever reason, the likelihood of them opening a present in Christmas Day is zero, then the child would be appreciative if anything.
But this is not the case.
No, a child would be appreciative, but the twats organising it have different ideas.
Because of my own experiences as a child, whom I was lucky if I received something on Christmas Day, the thought of a little one not experiencing the joy of opening a present, strikes home for me.
I decided to scour free ads, and I have a few collections to make in my free time this week.
I spoke to the people running the Toy Drive in our area, and they won’t except used toys.
Instead, they expect people to buy a new toy, give it to them, to in turn donate it.
I get that it is nice for a child to receive a factory sealed, brand new item, but not every child has this luxury.
What a bunch of fucking characters.
They will get nothing from me now.
As for the toys I am collecting, I know if a few families through a friend, of appreciative children, and children who don’t have much, so that is where the toys are going.