Anyone else read this bullshit story about this British model who claimed to be abducted, stuffed in a suitcase, auctioned on darknet and then bizarrely released.
What a lying attention seeking piece of shit whore this bird is. Is there anything these brain dead twats won’t do to get a bit of fame?
Nominated by Megacunt
Saw her on the news earlier today giving a press conference and clearly loving every second of it.I would put £100 on her being a liar.
Nominated by Shaun
I see American motormouth Micheal Moore has been giving his opinion on brexit? As you can imagine it wasn’t a positive one, infact he said that we should ” enjoy our miserable life on our island” ?? Charming!, so I say ” enjoy your early heart attack you lard arsed fat cunt American gobshite!!” …….
Nominated by Quislings
Justine Greening the education secretary and equalities minister is a massive cunt.So she has announced today that she wants to make it easier for people to change gender by making it official via a form with no input of a Doctor or Psychologists as well as reducing the sex change age to 16.She has also announced she wants to make it possible for people to change their birth certificates to reflect their gender.To top it all off her deputy Nick Gibb wants teachers to be tougher on kids who use words such as “gay”.As a gay man himself, he says “this is personal”.So the Education Department led by Greening is now the department for Social Justice Activism and Cultural Marxism (Although it has been going that way for sometime).This is supposed to be the Conservative Party but its main influence seems to Corbyn and his unwashed brigade of freaks who will never vote Tory anyway.Unnecessarily throwing shit in the eyes of your members when you only just clung to power is beyond the pale.I doubt I will bother renewing my Tory membership unless another leadership election is on the cards.We need a proper Conservative Party not one that is just a watered down version of socialism.They should rename themselves The Cuckservative Party.The Tories have delighted at spitting in their loyal supporters face for years.Detestable cunts!Where is Farage when you need him!
Nominated by Shaun
Inspired by an idea put forward by birdman.Suicide squad like the Deadpool requires players to pick 5 names of celebs who they think will die next.Catch is you can only win the round if one of your picks commits suicide.Yes it is a sick idea but having been reading all the comments on this site over the past few months safe to say most of you are sick cunts!
Here are the rules:
1)As with the Deadpool it is first come first serve in terms of nominating picks.When a new round is triggered you can always be a cunt and steal someone else`s nominations.
2)Suicide means the deliberate ending of one`s life .This includes but is not strictly limited to: Jumping from a height, hanging self-inflicted gunshot wound, deliberate overdose jumping in front of a vehicle at high speed or going to Dignitas to ingest poison.Assisted suicides count yes.
3)Verification will be needed that your pick killed themselves.If it is reported suspected suicide that will do however there has to be a reason for the media reporting this i.e a note the person found hanging or found at the bottom of a bridge.No need to wait for the coroner’s report.In the cases of overdose if there is circumstantial evidence of a suicide note or like Kenneth Williams knowledge of suicidal feelings then it is presumed as such.The media rarely incorrectly reports suicide.If the original reports are wrong you still get the points as rounds are not reversible.
4)This game although comes under Deadpool on the tags it is an unrelated game.Therefore picks you have reserved on the Deadpool are not reserved on suicide squad and vice versa.
5)If one of your picks dies from natural causes or an accident or murder it does not count and you can`t replace them in such an event.
6)This is birdman`s idea so any criticisms can be directed in his direction.
7)No duplicates.
8)Nominees must be placed in this thread.Putting it on other threads does not count.
Good luck cunters!
Shaun`s nominations:
Daniella Westbrook
Sinead O`Connor
Paul Gascoigne
Kenny Sansom
Marieke Vervoot
Gary Lineker gets paid around £1.8 million a year by the BBC, that’s a disgrace!
How is he expected to survive on that? He has to take on extra jobs to make ends meet, advertising Walker’s crisps for god’s sake. it’s about time the BBC got their act together and started paying their star presenters what they’re worth, before they’re lured by rival broadcasters.
Nominated by Allan