Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who correctly predicted that the massive nonce and former national treasure Rolf Harris would be next cunt to conk out. Harris was 93 and had been ill with neck cancer for some time.

On to Deadpool 285

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the demise of the legendary wrestling champion Superstar Billy Graham who has died aged 79.

On to Deadpool 284

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Gits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

1974: Canadian singer and songwriter Gordon Lightfoot poses for a publicity still to promote his album ‘Sundown’ on Reprise records. (Photo by Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images)

Congratulations to J R Cuntley who correctly predicted the demise of the Canadian singer songwriter Gordon Lightfoot who has died aged 84.

On to Deadpool 283

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they are already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting and not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulations to Whiffy McBizzy who has gone and won Deadpool 281 by picking calypso legend , civil rights activist and one time actor Harry Belafonte.Belafonte was 96 and died today from congestive heart failure.

On to Deadpool 282

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates.It is first come first serve and you can always pick someone elses nomination from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your nomination is a duplicate.

5)Hits are awarded bassd on chronology of death reporting and not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulations to Sir Limpy Stoke who correctly predicted the demise of the eminent American lawyer Benjamin Ferencz who was the last living (until today) prosecuter of the Nuremberg trials.He was 103 years old. R.I.P

On to Dead Pool 281:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks midpool unless already taken.

5)Hits are awarded based upon chronology of reporting not necessary in chronological order of death.