Andrea Ivanova

(Here’s a Christmas Day Babe unwrapped, for those who need the Horn after their big Christmas dinner – Day Admin)

It’s a well-worn adage that ‘a picture’s worth a thousand words’.

That being the case, I’ll provide the picture of the delightful Ms Ivanova (together with a bit of background) and let the image do the talking.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/student-huge-lips-plans-more-24497262

Now she’s perfectly within her rights to go around with a mouth that looks like a prolapsed arsehole if she so chooses, but in all fairness cunters, you’ve got ask why on earth she would want to.

The way she’s going, she’ll soon be able to rent out that pout across in Calais. I’ve seen smaller dinghies.

Talk about making a right cunt of yourself. I swear, there’s nowt as queer as folk.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

 

(If the above pic was all too much, here’s one final Christmas Day treat from the Admin Team. Enjoy pulling your crackers over these fine ladies – Day Admin)

Santa Claus [4] – A Different View


This fat fucking clown in a red suit is a cunt even though he doesn’t exist. The concept of distracting our children from the true meaning of this holiday so they can direct their gratitude toward an imaginary man is a cunt.

I refuse for an instant to feed this lie to my child. I refuse to let her sit on a strange man’s lap. I refuse to make her think that she should thank some nonexistent fat bastard for her gifts when it is Mom and Dad who work hard to provide them.

The thing that brings my piss to a simmer the most, however, is that this obese clown is declared to have attributes that could only be ascribed to God:
(‘cos that’s not make believe either – NA)

– Omniscience-He knows when you’re sleeping, good, bad, etc
– Omnipotence- Can fit his fat ass down a chimney or through a key hole, eat millions of cookies in a night, fly, etc
– Perfect Justice- The good are rewarded and the bad are rebuked.
– Eternal Life- The Fucker never dies.

You get the point.

He is an evil counterfeit for the One whom Christmas is meant to celebrate.
And any cunt who dresses like Satan Claus is a cunt too for promoting this lie.

I alledge that more of these seasonal clowns are peedough-files than we will ever know.
Fuck Santa Cunt and this whole blight on what should be a solemn and meaningful celebration and the parents that go along.

Merry Christmas!

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

Useless Celebrity Offspring


Social media and the rise of celebrity culture has only helped fuel this regressive phenomenon; the celebrity offspring. Famous for what? Well fuck all in most cases, living off mummy or daddies wealth and industry connections on little or no talent other than their last name.

Mick Jagger has managed to spunk out a whole plethora of models, fashion designers and activists over the decades. Any footballing prowess George Best had bypassed his son Calum who is famous for falling out of nightclubs with plastic orange slappers and whoring himself out to the latest ITV2 celeb shit show.

The Beckham brood are no better but eldest son Brooklyn did get a book of his photographs published whilst still studying for his photography degree, which I’m sure happens all the time. David enjoyed looking at the pictures anyway.

Not all kids of famous people are talentless wankers on the make, I like Michael Douglas and think he is a fine actor and Frank Lampard an exceptionally talented footballer for example. But too many are just chancers, parasites clinging to the arsehole of fame and nepotism, trading on any talent in the very loosest sense of the word.

Get the snip or get a proper fucking job!.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Christmas TV Ads


I would like to nominate xmass ads on the telly, this shit really is brain damage, it makes me want to rip the telly off the wall and throw it though the window.

These 2 gibbering monkeys need beating with bike chains for this fucking ad.

https://youtu.be/jTrwBb2NytQhttps:
(Shouldn’t these 2 be in a lab somewhere making a virus? – NA)

There are many, many other wank ads but this one is top of the pile for boiling my piss.

The cunt makers of this ad deserve to be spit roasted by Romanian beggars.

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Queer Kissing as a Protest


This bollocks is getting out of hand, these cunts have been given an inch and are now taking a mile, i have to say i would rather not see anyone snogging in public, maybe 2 wimminz, but not the LGBSYZGDSDFKLKMM types who give you a soft on fit birds only, no blokes and no chicks with dicks or any of the other abominations.
Keep it indoors you cunts, be happy this isnt the 80,s when it was something blokes did indoors for their own safety……bring back the 80,s

https://a.msn.com/r/2/AARNRE4?m=en-gb&referrerID=InAppShare

Nominated by: Fuglyucker