I’m cunting The Guardian again. They just can’t help themselves, can they?
Rishi Sunak has just been made Prime Minister. Not elected, mind – a whole other argument in itself – but he’s the man with the top job. Now, you might think he’s a cunt (and you’d be right), and you might not like it (which is your right), but you can’t deny that someone from an ethnic background being the first to run a majority ethnically-white country is a historic event.
As such, you’d think the screamingly left-wing Graun would be chuffed with this. But no. Turns out Rishi is the wrong kind of ethnic. He’s not their kind of ethnic, demanding free stuff for people. (Unless it’s more free money for the already stupidly rich. Again, another argument.)
Thus The Guardian has decided to put together a panel of so-called experts to discuss ethnic inequality and diversity in modern Britain. Interestingly, for a panel of ethnic diversity it’s rather dominated by one ethnicity in particular. I’ll post the link below, but for now why don’t you fellow cunters try and guess the dominant ethnicity while I provide some of the “highlights” of their thoughts.
There’s Lenny Henry arguing for “diversity tax breaks” and “ringfenced funds for marginalised production companies” (in other words, he wants to pay less tax because of his skin colour. Hardly equality if a white production company has to pay more).
Kojo Karam (no, me neither) wants “to change our drug laws” because “the current system of criminalising drug possession and supply has become a conveyor belt that feeds young Black people into our criminal justice system”.(Changing the law to suit the actions of one particular ethnicity? Doesn’t sound like equality to me.)
Muyiwa Oki (again, who?) demands we “invest time and resources into ensuring people from Black communities have the tools to enter and succeed in the built environment sector”. By the “built environment sector”, he means architecture (why he can’t just say “architecture” is beyond me, but maybe the Guardian pays by the word”. And maybe we’d have more black architects if they weren’t all stabbing each other outside chicken shops. (Maybe they’re upset about the lack of architectural excellence of fried chicken outlets? – NA)
Most weirdly of all, Alice Dearing (again, I ask – who the fuck are these people?) comes with her argument that “swimming has… been plagued by racist stereotypes and issues of accessibility”. Wait, what? Water is somehow racist now? (Although I suppose the fact that it’s rarely found in most of Africa would suggest it’s actively avoiding them.)
I’m not going to go on. There’s many more on the link if you want to read that bollocks, and this nom is already long enough.
In short – the Guardian and all who wrote for it: cunts.
Grauniad Link.
Nominated by: Le Cunt Noir
