Spandau Ballet are cunts.

We recently had a nom here about song lyrics getting censored by the woke Stasi.
Well, that got me thinking about some of the worst lyrics of all time. Namely those by Gary Kemp for his band, Spandau Ballet. Some real stinkers in the following:

‘She used to be a diplomat. But now she’s down the laundromat (from ‘Highly Strung’).

‘I bought a ticket to the world. But now I’ve come back again (‘True’).

‘Take your seaside arms and write the next line’ (‘True’).

‘I was just beginning to grow strong. She was only eighteen summers long’ (‘Round and Round’).

I’m just an average boy, you’re more than average girl. But when you sing to me the Shoo-be-doos you sing so well’ (‘I’ll Fly For You’).

‘We made our love on wasteland, and through the barricades’. (‘Through The Barricades’).

Absolutely rank.?

Check out this pile of wank: https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/spandauballet/instinction.html
(Link provided by our resident music maestro, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Norman

I fucking hate the way they all – every single one of them – collapse on the track after the last event, gasping for air and massively over-egging the pudding like some choreographed beaching of a pod of dolphins.

They have just run 800 metres as fast as they can; I get it. But no other event – including the Marathon or the Cycling road race – ends up with the whole field of competitors looking as if they have been hit with a cluster bomb or sucked in a face full of Nerve Agent.

“But the poor dears have done 7 events – they are shattered.”

Bollocks. Half of the events are just jumping or throwing something; never get out of breath and probably doesn’t add up to an hour’s work for any of them over the weekend. They are blatantly faking it to convince us that a life spent pissing around on a permanent School Sports Day is a worthwhile cause and fully deserving of lottery funding.

Try doing a real job you pampered posers, and stop taking the piss.

And do you really need a different outfit – and shoes – for each event?

All Cunts. Especially the miserable scouse bird that actually won Gold this week, Catamaran Johnson Schmonson. Face like a slapped arse and nowhere near as fit (in the proper sense of the word) as Jessica whatsername who used to win it or that Dennis Lewis who won two medals and now just rows the midget lady around in a boat.

Nominated by: Gunner Sugden

Minneapolis Federation of Teachers and its cunt of a president Greta Callahan.
They have decided that senior white teachers could be intentionally laid off before non white teachers.

MSN Link.

Jim Crow (or is it now Jamal Crow), is alive and well in the good ole USA.

Just look at the third photo to see the vulgar racist cunts who this Greta cunt associates with, says it all really.

Nominated by: mystic maven

The third Thursday in August, and, on cue, the BBC and print media, celebrate the GCSE Results by showing numerous pictures of jubilant girls, often POCs, but not this year (that’s waaycist!), screeching, screaming and hugging each other.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/education-62550119

It is a sexist cliche’ – boys also pass exams – even white ones – yet you rarely see or hear of them, unless they are terribly posh lads with names like Quentin or Tristram, on their way to Oxbridge.

My son, years ago, went to an all-boys school, and no local newspaper, let alone a national, and certainly not BBC cameras were there to record exam results day.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Serena Williams – Game, Set and Cunt.

Serena Williams; trailblazer, role model, social justice activist, sometime tennis player and mother has decided to finally hang up her jockstrap and retire after the U.S Open later this month. But like Clare Balding caught in the ladies locker room, she ain’t going quietly. In self-aggrandizing essay written in Vogue, Williams explains her decision.

“Believe me, I never wanted to have to choose between tennis and a family. I don’t think its fair. If I were a guy (ahem), I wouldn’t be writing this because I’d be out there playing and winning while my wife was doing the physical labour of expanding our family”

Vogue Link.

Yes, that old cunt, biology. Its funny because I thought ‘women’ and ‘motherhood’ were social constructs designed to oppress women according to the Left, except it seems when there is some self-pitying victimhood to shoehorn in.

Being a former world No1, being fawned over by an arse kissing sycophantic media for twenty years and constant demands for adulation now reduced to being beaten week in week out by young women half your age can’t be good for her monstrous ego and narcissism.

We shouldn’t be surprised, she has been a total piss boiling diva since day one, black empowered wimminz fighting for recognition in a white dominated sport, fighting the patriarchy for equal prize money for doing half the work and recently the fact she is a ‘working’ mother. With a $100m in prize money and 23 slams she and any other female player for that matter would still lose in straight sets to any journeyman male tennis player in the top 100.

I suppose retirement won’t mean she will fuck off from our TV screens, I fully expect to see her at next years Wimbledon in one of their diverse studio panels fighting for attention amongst the rest of the box tickers.

In a packed field of runners and riders, she really is a sports cunt of our times.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator