I fucking hate the way they all – every single one of them – collapse on the track after the last event, gasping for air and massively over-egging the pudding like some choreographed beaching of a pod of dolphins.

They have just run 800 metres as fast as they can; I get it. But no other event – including the Marathon or the Cycling road race – ends up with the whole field of competitors looking as if they have been hit with a cluster bomb or sucked in a face full of Nerve Agent.

“But the poor dears have done 7 events – they are shattered.”

Bollocks. Half of the events are just jumping or throwing something; never get out of breath and probably doesn’t add up to an hour’s work for any of them over the weekend. They are blatantly faking it to convince us that a life spent pissing around on a permanent School Sports Day is a worthwhile cause and fully deserving of lottery funding.

Try doing a real job you pampered posers, and stop taking the piss.

And do you really need a different outfit – and shoes – for each event?

All Cunts. Especially the miserable scouse bird that actually won Gold this week, Catamaran Johnson Schmonson. Face like a slapped arse and nowhere near as fit (in the proper sense of the word) as Jessica whatsername who used to win it or that Dennis Lewis who won two medals and now just rows the midget lady around in a boat.

Nominated by: Gunner Sugden

Minneapolis Federation of Teachers and its cunt of a president Greta Callahan.
They have decided that senior white teachers could be intentionally laid off before non white teachers.

MSN Link.

Jim Crow (or is it now Jamal Crow), is alive and well in the good ole USA.

Just look at the third photo to see the vulgar racist cunts who this Greta cunt associates with, says it all really.

Nominated by: mystic maven

The third Thursday in August, and, on cue, the BBC and print media, celebrate the GCSE Results by showing numerous pictures of jubilant girls, often POCs, but not this year (that’s waaycist!), screeching, screaming and hugging each other.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/education-62550119

It is a sexist cliche’ – boys also pass exams – even white ones – yet you rarely see or hear of them, unless they are terribly posh lads with names like Quentin or Tristram, on their way to Oxbridge.

My son, years ago, went to an all-boys school, and no local newspaper, let alone a national, and certainly not BBC cameras were there to record exam results day.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Serena Williams – Game, Set and Cunt.

Serena Williams; trailblazer, role model, social justice activist, sometime tennis player and mother has decided to finally hang up her jockstrap and retire after the U.S Open later this month. But like Clare Balding caught in the ladies locker room, she ain’t going quietly. In self-aggrandizing essay written in Vogue, Williams explains her decision.

“Believe me, I never wanted to have to choose between tennis and a family. I don’t think its fair. If I were a guy (ahem), I wouldn’t be writing this because I’d be out there playing and winning while my wife was doing the physical labour of expanding our family”

Vogue Link.

Yes, that old cunt, biology. Its funny because I thought ‘women’ and ‘motherhood’ were social constructs designed to oppress women according to the Left, except it seems when there is some self-pitying victimhood to shoehorn in.

Being a former world No1, being fawned over by an arse kissing sycophantic media for twenty years and constant demands for adulation now reduced to being beaten week in week out by young women half your age can’t be good for her monstrous ego and narcissism.

We shouldn’t be surprised, she has been a total piss boiling diva since day one, black empowered wimminz fighting for recognition in a white dominated sport, fighting the patriarchy for equal prize money for doing half the work and recently the fact she is a ‘working’ mother. With a $100m in prize money and 23 slams she and any other female player for that matter would still lose in straight sets to any journeyman male tennis player in the top 100.

I suppose retirement won’t mean she will fuck off from our TV screens, I fully expect to see her at next years Wimbledon in one of their diverse studio panels fighting for attention amongst the rest of the box tickers.

In a packed field of runners and riders, she really is a sports cunt of our times.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Mincer, knitter, shitlifter, ‘husband’, and god help us, father.

He has a TV programme out called ‘ Illegal to Be Me’. It is about some of the 56 Commonwealth states where turd burgling is illegal. Sometimes lethally so.

He is generally accepted in his home country. The need to poke his fucking nose into other countries and cultures is probably more about me me me than any philanthropic motive.

However, what really infuriated me about the cunt is this quote by the esteemed uphill gardener:-

‘Laws against homosexuality date back to colonial times and make me ashamed to be British’

So, were it not for us wicked colonisers Pakistan, the African countries and the West Indies would be one long orgy of Pride marching and cottaging.

I feel his shame. Perhaps he should go and crusade in Pakistan.

MSN Link.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Also making a splash is: Cassandra

What kind of juvenile idiotic cretin suggests (nay, even demands) this –

NBC News Link.

Host nations of Commonwealth Games should ban countries that legislate against homosexuality! What a pathetically, uninformed useless little fucktwat he is.

My immediate thought was that in 1998 the Games were hosted in Malaysia. What if they had said that England and any other similar country was being banned from entering because they have legislation against polygamy?

The same question would go for a number of other Commonwealth countries that allow various kinds of polygamy.

Stupid little twat. I suggest he stays home knitting some willy-warmers for his fucking husband and leaves the formulation of such rules to people that are a little more informed.

And joining in with a pike, tuck and inward twist is Cunty McCunt:

Yet another cunting for the BBC, this time joined at the hip by Tom Daley – Britain’s Olympic arsehole gold medallist.

The Telegraph report that new BBC documentary ‘Tom Daley: Illegal To Be Me’ explains that homophobic laws are in place across the Commonwealth because of British colonialism, conveniently ignoring the fact that many Commonwealth countries had strict anti-gay laws before the days of Empire.

Torygraph Link. (behind a firewall, unfortunately)

Also, there are loads of countries outside the Commonwealth that ban homosexuality. I wonder if Linecunt and his BBC cronies will boycott the Qatar World Cup because of their deeply-held progressive values? Nah, thought not.

Anyway, I assumed that the whole idea of independence is that the countries are, erm, independent and are able to make their own laws without interference from the mother country, or am I missing the point? It’s a bit rich these lefty toe-rags carping when independent Commonwealth countries choose not to mirror our laws (or at least those that they agree with). It’s almost like they want to enforce British ‘values’ on countries they view as morally inferior…

The story contains numerous threads of why I despise our national broadcaster and why I’d never pay for or watch the fucker again as long I have air in my lungs.

They’re happy to tax the population to watch any live TV, then tell us how evil the country and its history is. Fuck off, BBC, you hateful anti-British skidmarks.

The quicker these abject cunts are closed down, the fucking better. Either that, or indict them all for High Treason.