Miranda Kaufmann is one almighty Marxist cunt.

Now before I state what follows, I wish to make it clear I’m not feeling aggrieved about being a parent of a fee-paying school student. I’m not a massively wealthy person, so the £9k a term my ex-wife and I split to send our daughter to a London school that she is lucky to be able to go to and escape the dismal alternatives in her state school catchment, is money I have to graft for every fucking penny and deny myself holidays for. Fine, no problem, my daughter’s education is my luxury.

But when you pay for the privelege of your child’s education (and remove one more child from the state education system that you still also pay for but which resulting space you allow to be enjoyed by another child less lucky than yours), you may, like me, hope you can liberate your child from the manacles of leftist identarian poison and grant them the opportunity of some reasonably objective standards of education; or get some fucking value for money in other words.

Think again. My daughter’s Yr 8 history syllabus this past term? Black Tudors. I repeat. Black Tudors. This is her introduction to Tudor history. A module based entirely on the effluent spouted by this black obsessed bitch, as embodied in a book by the same title as this syllabus. Turns out that in the canon of English Tudor history, the war of the Roses, the reformation and establishment of a new political opposition to Catholic hegemony, the fight against France to expand British colonial influence and shore up our nation’s international primacy, no, the biggest fucking thing that 12 year olds should be learning about is the 3 black people in Tudor times who did things like playing a trumpet and podgering Anne Boleyn when Henry VIII was too shagged out from a stag hunt.

Worse than that, in the true spirit of Marxist revisionism, it would seem that falling into this definition of Black “Tudors” is one Jacques Francis, a black scuba diver who helped salvage the Mary Rose – yep, you heard that right, for £9k a fucking term my daughter is being told that a dark complexioned frog man in the 1980s was – I’m sure unknown to him – a fucking Tudor, and an important one at that!

My daughter has pleaded with me not to go to the next parents evening and talk to the history tutor convening this afront to education (and yep, you got it, the teacher in question is originally from a much hotter part of the world than Chiswick) – but I’m grinding my fucking axe already and looking forward to some contributions from my fellow cunters when I announce my objections to this desecration of the role of educator and my contempt for the Kaufmann bitch pumping this bullshit.

miranda kauffmann website

History Reclaimed (as a counterpoint – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Balsamic Dave

‘Labour has a Plan for Growth’ boasted Kweer Sponger just 6 months ago.

And what has this plan been? Tax Middle England to death, spunk money on foreigners, doctors, train drivers and net zero bollocks, and then wonder how Rachel from Complaints has managed to put the country into recession.

There never was a plan of course, and here’s the proof. In an act of ultimate desperation they’re turning to a bunch of career civil servants responsible for regulating public utilities to come up with some ideas for economic growth. People whose job it is to stifle growth. Brilliant!

Seriously, have we ever had such a useless, inept, clueless, despairing bunch of idiots running the country?

Sponger and Thieves, the Laurel and Hardy of British politics. That’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into.

bbc

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

Poor old Whoopi Cushion. You’ve got to feel for her plight. Aside from having one of the worst cases of Trump Derangement Syndrome known to medical science, it looks as though she’s really feeling the pinch financially.

Speaking recently on the box about the US economy and the presidential election, Gobshite Goldberg claimed to relate to the plight of millions of ordinary Americans who are struggling to make ends meet. ‘I appreciate that people are having a hard time. Me too. I work for a living’. Then The Cushion continued ‘if I had all the money in the world, I would not be here. So I’m a working person… I know it’s hard out there’.

Yes, it must be really tough for this self-styled ‘working class American’. She makes it sound as though she’s really struggling, and having to pick herself up every day for another twelve hours at the coal face in an attempt to make ends meet. She’s barely getting by on the few million a year she scrapes from hosting shit show chat show ‘The View’. She’s down to her last four houses apparently.

Now I could understand it if she’d said something along the lines of ‘I’ve been poor, I know what it’s like and I sympathise’, but how’s anyone supposed to take seriously a multi-millionaire who still tries to sound like she’s struggling just to get by? Who is she trying to kid?

The insufferable Goldberg might just be the most tone-deaf individual in America.

Daily Mail

Nominated by: Ron Knee

The ‘pope’…

… is, in the real world, an absolutely useless, worthless cunt. A fucking figurehead of one of the planet’s greatest crocks of shit/hypocrisies, … some of the cunts maybe even believe the shit they espouse. Yuk. But either way (ecumenical believer or wealth-covetous deceiver), they are invariably a cunt of some magnitude.

The current one is, as they all do, sticking his nose in to affairs to which one assumes he COULD exert some bit more influence, if he really gave a genuine shit beyond the brand, ..or was willing to risk a red cent of his institution’s hundreds-of-billions of accrued wealth. Big, right-on opinions on the starving, the poor, … on everyone(else’s)obligations to millions of illegally-arriving immigrant filth scum all over Europe and the world(not the vatican though, no sir!) ; .. or the token oppressed this, token that and the fucking token other. (Except the Society of ex-abused altar boys but I digress). [please stop with the crazy punctuation or bin next time – Day Admin]

The cunts are always ‘calling on’ outside parties to investigate things, as per headline. It always reeks of pretending to give a shit, to me. Similarly to how – for example, in this situation, the Paddy government(also with a built-in deference to the pope-led cult) has been making similar soundbites for the past 400ish days, whilst making the square-root of fuck-all of any difference in real terms. Shit or get off the pot, cunts! On all your ’causes’.

Back to the christian jefe. Spend a tiny percentage of your global corporation’s ill-gotten gains(on something besides cover-ups), or just fuck off and stop pontificating. Words are cheap. Especially coming from the press office(s) of obscenely mega-wealthy…

So fuck the pope. The current one, the previous ones and any future ones too. And all their equally cuntish religious counterparts as well.

Sky News

See also The Onion

Nominated by: CuntemAll

More proof, that your own personal responsibility is now the legal responsibility of a third party.

Gone are the days, when you could get pissed up be helped home by a mate who puts you to bed and then goes home himself to his own family…oh no, that’s all in the past. If you did that and your mate choked on his own puke and died..it is YOU that will be charged with ‘abandonment’ and possibly receive if found guilty a lengthy sentence if your mate happens to die.

Your mate asks you for a line of coke before you go out in the evening, then sinks a few pints and decides to do a stupid thing and injures himself or dies…..they it is YOU that will be held to account for giving him coke.

What has happened to personal responsibility…….we have a world now where everything is everybody’s fault….that is my cunting.

PS. Liam…you’re a cunt as well.

BBC story

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger