I’ve been worried sick. However:-
”Coronation coach has electric windows and air con”
Thank fuck for that. I am sure all cunters were, like me concerned, that the homeopathic moron and his horse would have to sit for at least 1/2 an hour in a drafty coach. In May no less.
At least some of the many 100s of £millions we are spending is being put to good use.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
Having just see the trailer for the latest instalment of the Indiana Jones franchise, ‘Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny’ we find an eighty year old Harrison Ford battling yet more Nazis. And this octogenarian daredevil isn’t alone.
Schwarzenegger and Stallone are two iconic action heroes from my childhood starring in classics like Terminator, Predator and Rocky but now appear in demeaning cameo roles looking ever more older, wrinkled and saggy with each passing increasingly irrelevant non-event film.
Just have a bit of self-respect for fucks sake and be remembered for what you were in the you’re prime and what made the films a success in the first place and not the per formative social justice lecturing featuring wimminz, trannies and ethnics that bear little or no resemblance to the originals. At least Bruce Willis got dementia before he could embarrass himself further with more Die Hard films.
Time to hang up the bullwhip and fedora Harrison, maybe a nice Saga cruise to the fjords next time? Sly, less Rocky more rocking chair. And Arnie?
“I’ll be back”…..I fucking well hope not.
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator
Transgender ‘women’ banned’.
Is sanity returning?
Is there hope that woke is dying?
Someone actually grew a pair, or had a pair and
told them all how many beans made 5 and it didn’t
include two panty wearing poofters.
Well done. I doubt Lord Coe had anything to do with the
decision, he’d have been trumpeting to the heavens (press) if he had.
Can I add that this should have been nipped in the bud, from the
first second some testosterone filled cunt put a wig on
and called himself a woman?
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
The world is truly fucked when we have arse bandits, rug munchers, trannies, he/she/them/there/it’s starting families.
Can you imagine how damaged these kids are going to be? not to mention some of the horrors they are going to witness at a young age.
What is it with these freaks that makes them decide they want a kid in a very un natural way, they should just get a dog and leave the poor kids alone..
Nominated by Fuglyucker, link provided by Imitation Yank.
We haven’t had the coronation yet, and old jug ears is acting like a twat already.
Not content with talking to vegetables, (his wife included), he’s authorised an investigation into how the royal family benefitted from the slave trade.
Somebody tell me Markle and Hewitt aren’t involved somehow.
Listen Charlie boy, you are about to become king of a (once) great nation. Your job is to look down your nose at the people asking for reparations, insult them, and treat them with the contempt they deserve.
You didn’t take much notice of the way your father handled foreign relations did you?
He also intends to somehow change the wording at his coronation to protect the faiths instead of concentrating on Christianity. I hope the Archbishop of Cunterbury smacks him round an ear with the sceptre until he gets it right.
Alfred the Great, Richard the Lionheart, both Queen Elizabeths, must be spinning in their tombs.
Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire.