Cowardly Euphemisms

 

I’ve just seen this article regarding fat cunts and the resulting problems with seats on aircraft.

This refusal to describe something candidly as what it is, has annoyed me for ages, but this one takes the biscuit – “large bodied passengers” and “guests of size” indeed, what a load of creepy crawly old wank.

No wonder there are so many fat cunts about now, presumably hardly any of them would acknowledge that it’s a problem.

Msn.com

Nominated by Mary Hinge.

The Welfare State


This was set up to provide temporary relief for people that had fallen on hard times.
It has now developed into an alternative lifestyle for the lazy and feckless.

There are people that have never done a day’s work in their entire lives but still enjoy a lifestyle on par with their working neighbours.

This has been going on for many years.
There are people approaching retirement age who are just going to swap a lifetime of benefits for a pension.

There is no excuse for an abled bodied person not to work.
There is a reasonable percentage of people who now work from home, so there is no excuse for anyone to stay at home and not work.

It is said that in a civilised county nobody should be living on the streets being hungry, but in my opinion that is precisely what is needed.

Don’t work…. Don’t eat.

Lazy fucking cunts churning out kids who will be even lazier than the parents.
Claiming every benefit available, safe in the knowledge that someone else is picking up their bills.

Council house tenants who have lived in the same houses on hugely subsidised rents for decades.
Fuck off.
Buy or rent on the open market like everyone else has to do.
Your accommodation should have been temporary, not a fucking gift from the tax payers.

Let the lazy, bone idle starve.
Along with any immigrants.

Give them fuck all.

Daily Mirror

Nominated by The Artful Cunter.

Crows

 
Are cunts.

Today, while on the dialysis machine, I witnesssed two massive crows attack a lone pretty small black headed gull and they pecked it to the death.

It happened in the garden outside the ward and the crows then plucked the gull’s carcass and then ate it. It was fucking horrible.

No link obviously, but after seeing that I had to cunt the evil bullying cannibalistic bastards.

Vice

Nominated by Norman

Lewis Capaldi (2)

 
is a cunt.

This talent-free tuneless fat cunt is overtaking Ed Sheercunt as the biggest cunt in popular music.

Now, Capaldi does songs that are pretty much the same as those by Sheercunt. Dull, insipid, beige, soulless by numbers love songs that are badly written. But Capaldi also has a very shit singing voice. The useless fat cunt shouts his choruses and, his voice is so bad, you can hear it straining as he does it.

He also sings/shouts in just one key and the ends of his words are always flat. The chorus on his latest dirge ‘Forget Me’ is excruciating. The cunt has a voice that would peel paint. And he also looks like an absolute twat in the video. As if those two birds in the video would go near him. His success is very disturbing. When did pop stars become ugly fat cunts who can’t sing?

Youtube

Nominated by Norman.

Cyclists (19)

We already know cyclists are considered the biggest cunts on the road these days and it’s true that most cyclists are in fact cunts of the highest order.

That’s why it’s so nice when one of these top drawer cunts gets put in his place, the cunt mentioned in the link 10 has tried to get a bus driver into trouble for what he has deemed a close pass. This fucking wanker was in the cycle lane, for once and the bus was in its lane, so they were both in their own lanes.

What are these fuck monkeys expecting now, for people to give cycle lanes a wide berth as well, this isn’t even possible most of the time in busy cities.

Luckily the Police saw him for the cunt that he obviously is and told him to fuck off.
Let’s hope this is the beginning of a reality check for these rolling wankers and this silliness is going to be literally stamped on, that mother fucker has obviously been listening to to much Jeremy Vine….

Even more if you already consider most cyclist as iron clad cunts, just wait until they start doing as suggested in the second link below.

Now a big proportion of these fucktards do their best to get in your way and hold you up hoping beyond hope they can film you and send the footage to plod and get you into trouble.

road.cc

road.cc

Nominated by Fuglyucker. You seem to have a real dislike for some Cyclists sir C.A.