I’ve just read that Sky have pulled the plug on Soccer AM after almost thirty years. This cunting isn’t really a footy one, it’s on the media’s ignorance over why it’s unpopular nowadays.

This article I half read says it could be due to too much availability of footy on the box.

However, the move away from the shows ‘lad culture’ and promoting wimminz footy shite and ‘pundits’ may also be the reason.

I wonder which fucking one it is?

Fuck Sky anyway. Unbearable since Comcast took over. Lefty as fuck. Presenters can goz on kids and keep their jobs if they’re lefties. If not absolutely libtarded, potted for ‘not having views consistent with our company’.

I never liked Soccer AM anyway, even in its heyday (90s-early noughties). Didn’t mind Helen Chamberlain’s tits and arse though. I just love a good moan. It’s why we come here.

Bring back Keys and Gray, pot the wimminz, Neville and Gozzagher and get rid of the token thick ‘diverse’ types who can’t speak proper English innit?

Or go bust. I’ll laugh when it happens, which it will at this rate.

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Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

 

Okay cunters, it’s time I came clean. I am a member of an oppressed minority, ostracised, marginalised and demonised by society. I can barely muster the strength to admit that I am attracted to……women.
We men who would rather put it up a woman’s vagina than a man’s rectum have to run the gauntlet of disgust and shame at such sexual depravity. There are men like me trapped in marriages of convenience with other men. Men who’ve had their meat and two veg chopped off.

Men who feel obliged to wear mascara, lippy and a dress, and all just to abide by society’s norms.
But behold, we female-attracted persons have a champion at last. Men’s Health tells me we’re ‘Gynosexual’ or something.

There’s even a Gynosexual Pride flag, so we gynos can become fully-fledged members of the Alphabet Movement too. So all you other cunters attracted to ‘femme-presenting persons’, I say be brave, come out the closet and join me on the next Pride march. We only have our chains to lose.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

For those unfamiliar, this is a company that sells walking boots, rucksacks, outdoor clothing, tents and the like. The other half and I like to go on long walks and walking holidays, so have often bought items from them.

However, it seems they are now trying to attract a different sort of customer, judging by their latest advert. This features a drag queen, whose opening gambit is that they are an actual homosexual (this came as no surprise), and that they urge everyone to “come out” into the countryside.

The cunt who dreamed this up must be really hard of thinking – I’m not aware that anyone is discouraging gay people from visiting the countryside, also most people we encounter on walks dress like Benny from Crossroads, same as us. Eight inch heels simply would not work when walking across a bog in North Wales.

My guess is that they are hoping to sell a few rainbow coloured tents when the Pride season comes around again, the cynical cunts.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Mary Hinge.

Sir Iain Livingstone, Chief Cuntsable of Police Scotland.

Yet another sorry excuse for a human in the land of the Jocks.

”Police Scotland is institutionally racist and discriminatory, the chief constable has admitted.”

Disgraceful. Riven with misogyny, homophobia, racism and any other phobe or ism that can be conjured up.
What a state of affairs. And who is in charge of this shitshow? Well, fuck me sideways, it’s the soon to be retired chief cuntstable Livingstone.
I presume he accepted his fucking knighthood while presiding over this state of affairs.

What a fucking wretch.

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Roger Waters is an objectionable runt of a cunt.

This silly old sod should have been put out to pasture after The Wall. His latest stunt to attract condemnation is to dress as a Nazi officer. At a concert in Berlin – of all fucking places. What a prized bellend.

Waters has difficulty in barely concealing his antisemitic politics. This is the same prick that has dined out on Floyd despite departing the group acrimoniously almost 40 years ago. He didn’t expect the three remaining members to carry the group without him, through to the present day (Rick Wright sadly died in 2008).

There are few bitter and crochety old cunts who can hold a flame to this arsehole. The cunt always has a problem with something or other. I bet he is a fucking hoot to work with. Cunt.

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Nominated by Paul Maskinback.