Okay cunters, it’s time I came clean. I am a member of an oppressed minority, ostracised, marginalised and demonised by society. I can barely muster the strength to admit that I am attracted to……women.
We men who would rather put it up a woman’s vagina than a man’s rectum have to run the gauntlet of disgust and shame at such sexual depravity. There are men like me trapped in marriages of convenience with other men. Men who’ve had their meat and two veg chopped off.
Men who feel obliged to wear mascara, lippy and a dress, and all just to abide by society’s norms.
But behold, we female-attracted persons have a champion at last. Men’s Health tells me we’re ‘Gynosexual’ or something.
There’s even a Gynosexual Pride flag, so we gynos can become fully-fledged members of the Alphabet Movement too. So all you other cunters attracted to ‘femme-presenting persons’, I say be brave, come out the closet and join me on the next Pride march. We only have our chains to lose.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.