My neighbour has just ruined the look of our very desirable street by having fuck off great solar panels fitted to the roof of his home.

He is more than happy to discuss their merits regarding their ‘green’ credentials, and more importantly to him……the money he will save.

Now, aside from the fact they look fucking awful on his roof…due to the fact they have had to fit a mismatch of shapes to suit his roofline…..I decided to look into his claims. To which he has seemingly been mugged right off.

Just looks at the figures here:

Useful lifespan of solar panels is approx 20-25 years.

The average time it takes to recoup you costs to have them fitted is 12-26 years

Okaaaaayyy, so potentially by the time you’ve finished clawing back what you’ve paid to have them fitted, it’s nearly time to replace them??

Someone’s being cunted right off here. I pointed this out to my neighbour….who then said they would probably be moving within 8 years!

Fucking idiot.

green match

Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

£6,000,000 a day in hotel fees. £3,000,000,000 a year as a cost to the taxpayer. Let those numbers sink in. Then you have a Home Secretary (can’t be bothered with her name, it wouldn’t matter which party or person anyway) has admitted it is overwhelmed by the volume of migrants/asylum seekers/criminals/rapists/murderers/thieves etc coming over.

So this amount of money can only go up. Let’s not forget many women are also in this who will pop out many sprogs, which will also cost in housing, education, health service, translation and police (inevitably). Does not make me want to raise my kids in this country and pay my taxes. Does make me extremely angry and sad.

telegraph

Nominated by Fortress Cuntimus.

A nomination for people who actually forget their kids names and have to have them tattooed on their wrists. For some reason this really gets on my tits.

I see this as part of the major downward spiral of the UK from the late 90’s onwards. The look at me brigade who actually think having seven kids is a badge of honour. Usually found on chav birds called Chardonnay and Beyoncé after they’ve pushed the first brat out of their over used muffs at 16 years old.

The only things they need tattooing is two arrows pointing to their growlers which also reads ‘Do not insert’.

Nominated by Bob Frapples.

 
Racism, sexism, classism and elitism in cricket.. there may of been some more ism’s in the 317 page report.
With a foreword by galactic cunt John major..

Major gripes such as women cricketers don’t get paid as much as men.
Maybe turn some profits on your matches then.
And crying that they have never played at Lords..Good your terrible game would tant the sacred turf.

Then we have “black cricket” which has been failed? Nope me neither.
So if your average just shout racism and your in the team.

I haven’t read the full report but I’m be surprised if the kits haven’t been pulled for being a little klansman like.

Still I look forward to reports in Indian and the country next to them that i can’t mention without getting moderated and West Indian cricket setups about lack of diversity..

Let’s ruin another great sport for the masses..

Bbc news

Full report if you suffer from insomnia below.

theice.com

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

 
A cunting please for Stella Creasy who insists it was wrong to jail a woman for killing her 32 week old foetus/baby – a being at such an advanced stage of development that it would have been fully viable outside the womb.

The woman in question lied that she was 7 weeks pregnant in order to get termination pills when she was in fact 8 months gone and did numerous web searches to find out how to have a miscarriage, including “Can being hit in the stomach cause a miscarriage?”, “Where can I buy abortion pills in the UK?”, and “I need to have an abortion but I’m past 24 weeks”.

According to Stella, this was not a matter for the criminal courts but one of healthcare… talk about crooked fucking thinking!

The maximum legal limit for having an abortion in the UK is 24 weeks.

I am not against abortion myself, but strongly believe the laws on abortion should be strictly adhered to.

Sky news

Nominated by Minge Juice Bottler.