A nomination for people who actually forget their kids names and have to have them tattooed on their wrists. For some reason this really gets on my tits.

I see this as part of the major downward spiral of the UK from the late 90’s onwards. The look at me brigade who actually think having seven kids is a badge of honour. Usually found on chav birds called Chardonnay and Beyoncé after they’ve pushed the first brat out of their over used muffs at 16 years old.

The only things they need tattooing is two arrows pointing to their growlers which also reads ‘Do not insert’.

Nominated by Bob Frapples.

 
Racism, sexism, classism and elitism in cricket.. there may of been some more ism’s in the 317 page report.
With a foreword by galactic cunt John major..

Major gripes such as women cricketers don’t get paid as much as men.
Maybe turn some profits on your matches then.
And crying that they have never played at Lords..Good your terrible game would tant the sacred turf.

Then we have “black cricket” which has been failed? Nope me neither.
So if your average just shout racism and your in the team.

I haven’t read the full report but I’m be surprised if the kits haven’t been pulled for being a little klansman like.

Still I look forward to reports in Indian and the country next to them that i can’t mention without getting moderated and West Indian cricket setups about lack of diversity..

Let’s ruin another great sport for the masses..

Bbc news

Full report if you suffer from insomnia below.

theice.com

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

 
A cunting please for Stella Creasy who insists it was wrong to jail a woman for killing her 32 week old foetus/baby – a being at such an advanced stage of development that it would have been fully viable outside the womb.

The woman in question lied that she was 7 weeks pregnant in order to get termination pills when she was in fact 8 months gone and did numerous web searches to find out how to have a miscarriage, including “Can being hit in the stomach cause a miscarriage?”, “Where can I buy abortion pills in the UK?”, and “I need to have an abortion but I’m past 24 weeks”.

According to Stella, this was not a matter for the criminal courts but one of healthcare… talk about crooked fucking thinking!

The maximum legal limit for having an abortion in the UK is 24 weeks.

I am not against abortion myself, but strongly believe the laws on abortion should be strictly adhered to.

Sky news

Nominated by Minge Juice Bottler.

 
For those seeking examples of politicians who are only in it for what they can get out of it, look no further than the Rt Hon Nadine Dorries MP.

Having resigned ‘with immediate effect’ in anticipation of a peerage, she’s actually done nothing of the sort since discovering her dreams were scuppered by Wishi Washi.

Now she’s demanding to know why before she decides to resign or not.
Being gifted an undeserved peerage is one thing. Actively manoeuvring for one is quite another and not a good look.
You’d think someone who, as she claims, grew up in poverty and worked as a nurse, she’d be a little more circumspect.

Fuck her constituents, Nadine wants her retirement back.
Having said that, this is a scouser we’re talking about.
Lady Dorries of Bindippershire anyone?
No thanks love.

Bbc news

Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.

 
A nomination for the anti-science movement and cult known as environ-Mentalism.

Not the old sort of environmentalism that wanted to cut out pollutiion from air and water (although Greenpeace has form; back in the 80s they wanted to get rid of chlorine from the planet), but the new religion; a politicised unthinking zealotry and embrace of failed ideas, the abandonment of conservative scientific principle to scaremonger with specious computer modelling (also seen with Imperial’s COVID projections), the promotion of child saints and prophets, the conflation with anarchist nonsense so rich idiots can hold up electrically powered public tube trains, the hysterical chicken licken panic over every deluge or heatwave as sign of a climate catastrophe and the obstinate folly of ‘net zero’, a meaning concept in a biosphere shared with China.

The latest development in this anti-scientific farce is that the efficiency of solar panels drops off in hot weather to the point coal has to – once again – pick up the slack.

This failure of renewables to take full advantage of more sunshine or higher wind speeds might explain Germanys descision to reopen coal plants, especially after refusing to invest in nuclear, another antiscientific decision based on popular fear rather than scientific data.

Do I believe the climate is changinging and we’re the cause of of it? I did at one point, but nowadays there’s so much political guff in the media that claims to be ‘science’, be it related to the climate, virology, food production (every other year the WHO releases a report on red meat consumption and cancer -the methodology of the studies was completely stupid), i have severe doubts on the entire field , the reasoning and the funding of it.

telegraph

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.