Admin this is urgent – forget about Immigration, Pride Month, the cost of living crisis. It has come to my attention that this August website (It’s July – NA) is sadly behind the times.

It is so exclusionary a name now. To keep everybody happy I suggest you change it to- ‘Is a Bonus Hole’

If posters cannot accept such a radical change then- ‘Is a Front Hole’
is also acceptable.

It tells you all about it here-

yahoo

See it works-
Gary Lineker is a Bonus Hole. Gary Lineker is a collosal Front Hole.
The BBC is full of bonus holes.
The BBC is one huge front hole.
Tom Daley is a bonus hole.
Eddie Izzard is a front hole.
(I nearly wrote bumhole for him)

No it’s either bonus hole or front hole.
Were just going to have to used to it.
I’ll leave it with you Admin.

Nominated by Miles plastic. Miles you are truly inclusive. The alphabet gang will love you C.A.

 
How very dare she..

Sit on that couch and adopt a so sad face, speaking about ecological disasters and damage, and then be so mutt stupid to not only take a helicopter to/from Glastonbury, but allow yourself to be photographed doing it?

We expect no less from the Made in Chelsea chimps, sorry I meant “stars”, but after your sanctimonious posturing recently?
You make me sick.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

 
What the fuck was Charlie thinking about giving this old dung puncher a knighthood?

What on earth has he ever done for the people of Exeter?

Has he done anything for the indigenous people of the United Kingdom?

A Blairite apparatchik that is the next best thing to fucking useless.
Jesus on a fucking Harley Davidson. Why?

Devon live

Nominated by Cunty Mort link provided by Barry zuckercunt.

 

The latest corporate themed soap with a virtually all black cast.

Consider that in the real world, large companies all have to have ‘DEI officers’ to ensure that all woke boxes are ticked and that there is a quota of minorities and / or members of the LGBT alphabet soup in the workforce, particularly at board level.

In TV land however, all of that goes out of the window. No diversity in evidence here. Indeed, it all seems terribly black doesn’t it?

(Any reference to Adjoa Andoh is purely intentional).

itv news

Nominated by mystic maven.

 
Well, if the people who are currently claiming that they were offered a place on the Titan submersible had actually said ‘yes’, I estimate there would have been at least 11 on board, and as many as 17, including Graham Norton, whose post has since vanished.

As I said grief vampires to the left, grief stricken relatives to the right.

marca.com

Nominated by Jeezum Preist.