What the fuck was Charlie thinking about giving this old dung puncher a knighthood?
What on earth has he ever done for the people of Exeter?
Has he done anything for the indigenous people of the United Kingdom?
A Blairite apparatchik that is the next best thing to fucking useless.
Jesus on a fucking Harley Davidson. Why?
Nominated by Cunty Mort link provided by Barry zuckercunt.
The latest corporate themed soap with a virtually all black cast.
Consider that in the real world, large companies all have to have ‘DEI officers’ to ensure that all woke boxes are ticked and that there is a quota of minorities and / or members of the LGBT alphabet soup in the workforce, particularly at board level.
In TV land however, all of that goes out of the window. No diversity in evidence here. Indeed, it all seems terribly black doesn’t it?
(Any reference to Adjoa Andoh is purely intentional).
Nominated by mystic maven.
Well, if the people who are currently claiming that they were offered a place on the Titan submersible had actually said ‘yes’, I estimate there would have been at least 11 on board, and as many as 17, including Graham Norton, whose post has since vanished.
As I said grief vampires to the left, grief stricken relatives to the right.
Nominated by Jeezum Preist.
Joe Biden and The Muppets (Charles and Sunny)
Yes, Uncle Joe is coming to our shores (along with about a thousand dinghy raiders) this weekend. Apparently he is going to have discussions with our own out of touch idiots, King Chimpboy and the Suntan Kid. No doubt the media will treat it like something important is happening rather than the complete fucking shitshow it is. All front, all bollocks…..none of these cunts are in charge of anything. They can’t even have a piss without asking for permission.
Nominated by Freddie the Frog, link by C.A. Freddie you need to add your own links in future C.A.
While on a job yesterday I spied one of these things hanging on the wall of the garden room.
“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.”
How profound. It sounds like the kind of gooey bullshit you would hear at the end of Oprah. I bet some poor cunt with asthma is thinking “I’ve hit the fucking jackpot!”. You can see them on TV too, maybe a ‘Love lives here’ or the classic ‘Home sweet home’ just before someone gets bludgeoned with an Eiffel Tower snow globe or the husband tells his wife he has been shagging the Dutch nanny.
God knows what the tiddleywinks who undoubtedly make all this rubbish think.
Family is family I suppose.
If you want to put a piece of over-sentimental chintzy shit on the wall, buy a Banksy but you will still look like a wanker.
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.