A Gas-lit Ministry of Truth cunting for Fact Check Supremo at the Beeb, Mariana Spring

The 27 year old oracle of truth thinks it’s normal to hate her.

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Why is that then, Ms Primavera?

It might be your simplistic ‘Elon bad’ coverage of the Twitter takeover, or perhaps your team’s dismissal of evidence on covid deaths already available on the ONS site, related by Dr John Campbell, or perhaps the BMJ reporting the poor practice of labs used by Pfizer to test their vaccine, and the shoddy review process by the FDA?
Could it be gaslighting over the role of violent rapey, racist Climate Hell/Apocalypse/Catastrophe in
the fires around the Mediterranean, the cerberus inferno and what really led to those fires?

It’s normal to hate Marianne Spring, but it’s not hate, is it, Ms Printemps? It’s ridicule at your ineptitude in your appointment, and your employer’s laughable claim to epistemic authority, an organisation caught lying repeatedly on many issues, such as the recent Farage debanking scandal.

Kathleen Stock has the measure of Spring and her ilk;
https://unherd.com/2023/03/the-bbcs-phoney-war-on-disinformation/

Now excuse me, while I watch some genuine footage of Bigfoot forcing his huge stinking member into the moist eye socket of a UFO occupant.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

 
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deserve a cunting. After apparently taking a drunk autistic teenager home for her safety, said teenager made a remark that one of the officers looked like her lesbian grandma. Rather than laughing the remark off or simply telling the teenager that it isn’t acceptable to say such things, the officer in question throws a hissy fit and calls for SEVEN officers to arrest her, leading to the poor girl (and her mother) being completely traumatised. To top it off, rather than apologising the force doubles down by saying the video shows ‘a very limited snapshot of events.’ The more I see stuff like this the more I think the ACAB mob may have a point – it’s a profession full of power-mad bastards on an ego trip which needs top-down reform.

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In case you’ve possibly missed it, let me advise that the biopic ‘Oppenheimer’, about the so-called ‘father of the bomb’, has hit the screens, with the inevitable accompanying explosion of publicity and hot air.

Amid all the hyperbole, my award for luvvy shithousing goes to one of the film’s stars Robert Downey Jr for his gushing remarks about the ‘commitment’ of Cillian Murphy, who plays Oppenheimer.

‘We’d be like “hey we got a three-day weekend. Maybe we’ll go antiquing in Santa Fe. What are you going to do?”. “Oh, I have to learn 30,000 words of Dutch. Have a nice time”. But that’s the nature of the task’ witters Jr. ‘I have never witnessed a greater sacrifice by a lead actor in my career’.

Huh? What the fuck? To my way of thinking, a sacrifice is something like giving your life on a beach on D-day to help defeat the Nazis. It’s giving a kidney so that a relative or friend may live. Getting paid a shed load of money to learn your lines for a fucking acting job is most certainly NOT a sacrifice.

What a load of horseshit. What fucking planet do these airhead Hollyweird luvvy cunts actually live on?

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Rishi Sunak – Our Leader (pmsl)

Rishi Sunak is a massive cunt ;
Not least for the following :-

1. Nobody voted for this F*cker – shoehorned in by the tory grandees after they torpedod Truss (who was selected by Tory members, but again wasn’t voted to be Prime Minister by the people)

2. He has sabotaged plans to remove 1000’s of EU rules and regulations, and blatently coses up the 4th Reich

3. He promises everything and delivers nothing – Rishi’s 5 pledges by the end of the year – more chance of being struck by lighting while wearing a rubber wetsuit, under water.

4. He has no f*cking clue how the British worker struggles to make ends meet – Joe Public toils and scrimps and saves to get by while getting hit at every turn by increasing taxes, prices , while the British economy is in the toilet.

5. The cheeky fucker has the nerve to pocket his £164,000 PMs salary, plus all the perks and freebies and public funded dinners, while sitting on a £529 Million fortune, and tells NHS doctors “6% pay rise – take it or leave it”

6. He stands there like Gollum, grinning inanely. He is so false it’s literally
un-believable. It’s easy to grin, when you none of your decisions and policies affect you in the slightest and you can’t be fired no matter how incompetent you are till election time…… CUNT

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A lifeglug-attached cunting for our Great and Wonderful National God. – err Health Service – grinding to a halt at weekends.

I was in hospital a few weeks ago, taking up a bed in the AMU. I was there from Thursday morning to Saturday night, as doctors quibbled over whether i could have a scan. I was told i would be consulted Saturday morning but that day i was told there were no doctors available and would remain in hospital until the Monday in ‘normal working hours’. The NHS isn’t an office at a publisher for women’s magazines or coffee shop. There should be doctors available, looking at drugs, blood results and organising scans 24/7. That is why we spaff so much cash on the service. Diseases and injuries don’t have the weekend off.

It’s bad enough my GP only working 3 days a week, to have doctors going home Friday night to reappear on Monday morning is pretty shite.

There’s enough of them to cover the weekend so that services don’t get held up and cunts like myself aren’t taking up emergency beds. I was moved to a ward late on Saturday night but I shouldve been moved and scanned by Friday evening.

This not a cunting of the NHS, just for how it operates at weekends and how much more efficient and safer it would be if proper cover was organised. The tardy cunts never sent my GP a copy of the discharge letter either.

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Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

An Addendum on the NHS below from Cuntybollocks.

I’d like to second this cunting, if I may. Not per-se the weekend thing, but the NHS in general.

I’m worried about the mother. She’s never ill but was in hospital recently due to some weird stomach issue that really fucked her up (couldn’t walk, lost her voice, lost loads of weight etc.).

Well, they think it was due to a burst stomach abscess, but they want to find out what caused it.

But her appointment to have tests done was cancelled due to the specialists being on strike. £120k+ p.a. + not enough then? My heart fucking bleeds.

NHS appointments being cancelled were as rare as rocking horse shit a few years back. Now, every cunt I know seems to be having issues.

What the fuck are we paying for? My mum must’ve put 10s of thousands into the kitty and now can’t access it when she needs it for pretty much for the first time since she gave birth a million years ago.

It’s a fucking piss take.

This is not aimed at most NHS front line workers btw, who are underpaid and undervalued as a whole.