NatWest CEO Alison Rose has put her hand up to being a massive twat.

She’s come clean and admitted to being the source who gave BBCunt Simon Jack confidential details about Nigel Farage’s bank account, which was instrumental in Farage being ‘debanked’ by Coutt’s.

Whatever your views on Farage, this is disgraceful behaviour by the head honcho of one of the country’s major financial institutions. It’s a pound to a pinch of bird shite that such a leak of information from a rank-and-file member of staff would have resulted in dismissal. We’re told however that the Bank’s board still has ‘full confidence’ in Rose.

It’s really beyond the pale, but I’d bet that Rose will still get a whacking bonus at year end; unless of course as in football, the Board’s ‘vote of confidence’ proves to be the equivalent of the Mafioso kiss.

I hope Farage can sue the cunts. Such a parcel of rogues in a nation.

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Nomination by Ron Knee.

Another decade on from his fall from grace, whinging queen Barrymore, of Strike It Duckie, and swimming pool fame, whines that he wants to be back on the telly doing what he does best – getting on the tits of ITV viewers

“The people feel they know me” he cries – well, they knew the faintly camp, ingratiating figure who took the piss out of old ladies on ancient game shows. Yes the people know him for that and as an annoying twat that fell from grace over alleged sordid behaviour years ago.

There is nothing worse than an elderly po of desperately trying to get off JSA and back into the limelight, totally devoid of self respect. He is yesterday’s man and he would do better to fuck off and just enjoy the easy money he gets from the DWP.

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Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

 
A Gas-lit Ministry of Truth cunting for Fact Check Supremo at the Beeb, Mariana Spring

The 27 year old oracle of truth thinks it’s normal to hate her.

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Why is that then, Ms Primavera?

It might be your simplistic ‘Elon bad’ coverage of the Twitter takeover, or perhaps your team’s dismissal of evidence on covid deaths already available on the ONS site, related by Dr John Campbell, or perhaps the BMJ reporting the poor practice of labs used by Pfizer to test their vaccine, and the shoddy review process by the FDA?
Could it be gaslighting over the role of violent rapey, racist Climate Hell/Apocalypse/Catastrophe in
the fires around the Mediterranean, the cerberus inferno and what really led to those fires?

It’s normal to hate Marianne Spring, but it’s not hate, is it, Ms Printemps? It’s ridicule at your ineptitude in your appointment, and your employer’s laughable claim to epistemic authority, an organisation caught lying repeatedly on many issues, such as the recent Farage debanking scandal.

Kathleen Stock has the measure of Spring and her ilk;
https://unherd.com/2023/03/the-bbcs-phoney-war-on-disinformation/

Now excuse me, while I watch some genuine footage of Bigfoot forcing his huge stinking member into the moist eye socket of a UFO occupant.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

 
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Link by C.A.

deserve a cunting. After apparently taking a drunk autistic teenager home for her safety, said teenager made a remark that one of the officers looked like her lesbian grandma. Rather than laughing the remark off or simply telling the teenager that it isn’t acceptable to say such things, the officer in question throws a hissy fit and calls for SEVEN officers to arrest her, leading to the poor girl (and her mother) being completely traumatised. To top it off, rather than apologising the force doubles down by saying the video shows ‘a very limited snapshot of events.’ The more I see stuff like this the more I think the ACAB mob may have a point – it’s a profession full of power-mad bastards on an ego trip which needs top-down reform.

Nominated by opinionated cunt.

In case you’ve possibly missed it, let me advise that the biopic ‘Oppenheimer’, about the so-called ‘father of the bomb’, has hit the screens, with the inevitable accompanying explosion of publicity and hot air.

Amid all the hyperbole, my award for luvvy shithousing goes to one of the film’s stars Robert Downey Jr for his gushing remarks about the ‘commitment’ of Cillian Murphy, who plays Oppenheimer.

‘We’d be like “hey we got a three-day weekend. Maybe we’ll go antiquing in Santa Fe. What are you going to do?”. “Oh, I have to learn 30,000 words of Dutch. Have a nice time”. But that’s the nature of the task’ witters Jr. ‘I have never witnessed a greater sacrifice by a lead actor in my career’.

Huh? What the fuck? To my way of thinking, a sacrifice is something like giving your life on a beach on D-day to help defeat the Nazis. It’s giving a kidney so that a relative or friend may live. Getting paid a shed load of money to learn your lines for a fucking acting job is most certainly NOT a sacrifice.

What a load of horseshit. What fucking planet do these airhead Hollyweird luvvy cunts actually live on?

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Nominated by Ron Knee.