Yes, a children’s comic has now gone totally woke, and has received a ‘modern makeover’

The publishers have hired ‘Inclusive Minds’ (who now doubt exclude anyone who doesn’t go along with the acceptable group think), to vet characters and reinvent the comic.
Characters now include Khadija Raad, a talented artist who wears a hijab; Mandira Sharma, a girl battling anxiety; Jemima Jones, a ghost hunter who is black; and Rubi, a ginger haired scientist who uses a wheelchair.

Stirling told the Sunday Times that he is comfortable with the prospect of being branded “woke” by some readers. Hope he’s still comfortable when sales figures go due south.

Msn.com

Nominated by Mystic Maven.

 
The lead singer of The 1975 (me neither) was on stage in Kuala Lumpur when he decided to go on an expletive laden rant about the lack of gay rights in Malaysia.

Well it seems the locals, including its gay folk are not happy with his rant. It seems the crowd thought he should’ve just sang his songs and not been lecturing them or slagging off their country.

Matty Heally (the lead singer, I believe) has now been called a patronising ‘white saviour’ by the Malaysian gays too.

Apparently, his rant will make life even harder for them now. The singer, according to this article, gozzed on members of the audience too.

You see chaps, as straight (?) white males you cannot have an opinion on anything affecting other races.

You forgot that bit, it seems!

Suck it up. Next time, ‘Shut up and sing!’

Bbc news

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

 
My sermon today concerns the portrayal of people with big noses. I have a big nose myself. I have occasionally been identified as Jewish, wrongly, I think, but who can be certain if their ancestors came from Manchester?

Happily it is extremely illegal to depict Jewish persons as having large noses if you happen to be a cartoonist. The otherwise flawlessly woke* cartoonist Martin Rowson recently lost his gig at the Grauniad for doing this to known cunt Richard Sharp, now ex-BBC chairman. Steve Bell, another Graun cartoonist, was also hauled over the coals a few years ago for depicting the megacunt Netanyahu as the possessor of stereotypical Jewish attributes. Which he is.

Both cartoonists attracted a sustained hail of criticism from the racially sensitive. They were antisemites, just like the …you know who. It’s ok to draw a hawk-faced comedy Arab, as long as you stay away from the Prophet himself (pbuh), but G-d help you – he doesn’t – if you draw the (ethnically closely related) Sephardic Jew in the same manner. Outrage from The Board of Deputies, outrage from Israel, outrage from the Community Security Trust (Google it).

Suella Braverman is on her mother’s side (and that would be the side that counted if she were Jewish) a Mauritian Tamil. And her somewhat beaky features are not unusual among that group.

Here’s Private Eye being nasty about Braverman, who offends all left-thinking wokies because she is trying to stem the flow of undocumented cunts into this septic isle:

This cartoon could justly be compared with any of Der Sturmer’s output except for just one thing. Braverman’s not Jewish.

Silence from the Left.
Surprise.

*also frighteningly talented and bitingly witty

private eye

Nominated by Komodo.

 
The London mayor’s latest big idea is he’s going to stop hurty feelings on the Tube by encouraging men to say the totally not-puerile word “maaate” to their male friends if they say some wrongspeak. I wish I were making this up.

I’m sure there are some creepy cunts on the Tube we could all do without. The Daily Mail reports a man grabbing a woman’s hand and forcing her to touch his cock, which sounds to me like sexual assault. But in Sadiq Kuhnt’s head we don’t focus on stopping criminality like that, we focus on hurty words.

Maybe I’m being unfair? After all, his campaign is backed by such luminaries as Romesh Ranganathan, LADbible and someone called Max Selwood (big on TikTok apparently). And he even got some “behavioural scientists” to invent the word “maaate” for him. I hope they were well paid for that bit of groundbreaking academic research.

Or maybe it’s yet another total waste of time and money from Mr Kuhnt, which won’t make the blindest bit of difference to anything, other than to make everyone angry as we’re constantly patronised as we try to go about our day.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Do You Think I Meant Country Matters?.

 
NatWest CEO Alison Rose has put her hand up to being a massive twat.

She’s come clean and admitted to being the source who gave BBCunt Simon Jack confidential details about Nigel Farage’s bank account, which was instrumental in Farage being ‘debanked’ by Coutt’s.

Whatever your views on Farage, this is disgraceful behaviour by the head honcho of one of the country’s major financial institutions. It’s a pound to a pinch of bird shite that such a leak of information from a rank-and-file member of staff would have resulted in dismissal. We’re told however that the Bank’s board still has ‘full confidence’ in Rose.

It’s really beyond the pale, but I’d bet that Rose will still get a whacking bonus at year end; unless of course as in football, the Board’s ‘vote of confidence’ proves to be the equivalent of the Mafioso kiss.

I hope Farage can sue the cunts. Such a parcel of rogues in a nation.

Daily Fail

Nomination by Ron Knee.