My Fellow Cunters.
For your Cuntsideration:
Michael Patrick Turland & the contents of his freezer.
A thunk, thunk, thunk-“one-hundredddd aaand eigggggghhhtty” animals found in his freezer, some, by his own admission, frozen alive, cunting please, for this fucking weirdo.
As many will know, many serial killer types, start with extreme animal cruelty, before graduating to human prey.
Whatever you do, don’t stay for dinner😙
Nominated by: Cuntfinder General
The Archbishop of Canterbury is a Cunt
“A man of God! How could you call him such a word?” I hear some say, but bear with me.
Taken from the BBC news article on the matter…
“The government’s plan to send some asylum seekers from the UK to Rwanda is “the opposite of the nature of God”, the Archbishop of Canterbury has said”
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61130841
So, let’s get this right. The importation of 400 plus immigrants from mainly Muslim countries, most of whom have no documents, is godly is it? The erosion of British culture (yes we do have one) and life is godly is it? The bankrupting of the NHS, social security and services, school system etc etc to fund these people is godly is it? Importing men of fighting age from anti-west, muslim countries (some of whom already have their orders to kill innocent people while they are here) is godly is it?
I could go on and on, but you get the point.
I wonder how many of these ponces, terrorists, sex offenders and murderers he’s going to house in Lambeth Palace or his pile in Kent? I’m guessing zero
So, archbishop, you utter traitor and enemy of your own people, you are an absolute cunt and are helping to erode our way of life.
I wonder how liberal the London division of Isis will be with him in ten years when sharia becomes the law of our land? I’m suspecting he and his type will be at the front of the head removal queue outside Finsbury Park mosque come Ramadan 2035.
Nominated by: Horace
Seconded by: Duke of Cuntshire
The Archbishop of Cunterbury.
Yet again, this meddling fuckwit tries to impose stupidity on the ordinary British person.
I don’t suppose this blithering idiot realises that it’s a load of Christian hating Muslims that are trying to get into the country. For the first time in years we can get rid of the filth that undermines the British way of life, and seeks to eliminate the likes of Justin Welby, and this inbred moron opposes the idea.
When is he going to realise that no-one takes him seriously any more, and his opposition to common sense is playing right into Muslim invaders’ hands.
Well I have a solution to your angst Justin, get on the first plane to Rwanda and preach your bullshit there where we don’t have to listen to it.
Cunt.
Speed limiters – Big Brother in your cockpit.
An obnoxious piece of legislation is about to be proposed by the Department of Transport in mimicry of the detested EU. The government proposes that all new cars must be fitted with speed limiters. This devil spawned technology sets off an alarm in your car when you go over the speed limit and automatically reduces the power of the engine or even retards further depression of the accelerator pedal to ensure compliance with the limit. These measures are rationalised on the basis of safety and the governments moronic quest for net zero. In effect, Big Brother hand in hand with Extinction Rebellion will take over your vehicle.
This hateful legislation originates in the EU and the Department of Transport wants to keep us aligned. But we left the EU precisely to get away from this crap.
The car industry is split on it. Performance and luxury car manufacturers say it will destroy the market for them – which it will. What’s the point owning a McClaren when you can’t push it any more than a Ford Focus? However, the Society of Motoring Manufacturers and Traders, welcomed the measures and say that diverging from the EU regulations would be bad for the industry given the close ties between the two. This is bollox – the UK industry has survived for years with right hand cars diverging from the EU so why do we need speed limiters.
The proposed legislation also misses an important safety point. There are times when a driver needs speed to get out of a dangerous situation.
This is a serious and intrusive infringement of individual freedom and yet another manifestation of the Blob’s demonisation of drivers. Of course we should all drive safely and adhere to the speed limit (ahem!). But why can’t the Blob trust to the common sense of most drivers to drive safely and responsibly? The vast majority of motorists are safe and sensible drivers and, if not, there’s already an arsenal of penalties to deal with them ranging from speed awareness courses, fines and points through to disqualification.
The good news is that you can deactivate the system but you need to do it every time you start the car as it resets automatically. On principle I object to having this ghastly technology installed in any car I own and will seek to rip it out entirely. I’m lucky enough to own two performance cars in addition to the daily charabang – a V6 Morgan and a V8 Ferrari, and I’m going to be clinging onto them for the rest of my life, because they don’t have this shit technology installed. The best cars are just an engine, chassis, wheels and coachwork with no or minimum computerised interference between the driver and the engine. That’s real motoring.
Fuck off and leave my cars alone! Motorised cuntishness at its worst.
Nominated by: MMCM
Not so much a cunting as a conundrum.
Amongst the avalanche of shite that is downloaded onto my PC, this headline piqued my interest:-
”Bargain Hunt fans livid as team ‘that should’ve been disqualified’ make show history after breaking rules”
I have never seen the show. I assumed it was the one with that orange cunt Dickinson, but apparently not. Anyway, a couple seem to have won the show despite breaking the rules. I have looked at the write up and can’t for the life of me understand why this should be.
Perhaps the more erudite cunters amongst us can explain?
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Being punished for criticising fictional characters is a cunt, isn’t it.
A man in Nigeria has been given 24 years in prison. What was his offence?:
1.) Raping then murdering a child;
2.) Stabbing several people then driving a car into a crowd, killing two; or
3.) Posting criticism of Islam on a Facebook page.
Mubarak Bala has been imprisoned after being formally charged with 10 counts of causing a public disturbance because those Facebook posts were deemed “blasphemous”.
24 years for a victimless crime.
Blasphemy laws are a public admission that a religion’s ideas cannot stand on their own merits but are weak and decrepit. It seems they must be coddled and protected against any question by threats of fines, imprisonment, beatings or death.
There are backward countries in the world. We can’t call these places that are full of misogyny, bigotry, religious zealotry, fasting, intolerance, Sharia Law, and ignorant superstitions anything other than shit-holes.
Allah, like God, Voldemort, Buddha, Darth Vader, the White Witch Queen of Narnia, the Big Bad Wolf, Ming the Merciless, darleks, the Wicked Witch of the West, Watership Down’s General Woundwort, the StayPuft Marshmellow Man, and the characters in Rentaghost,
…doesn’t fucking exist.
Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous