YouTube.

Halfwitt Harry and Me.gain Sparkle are absolute cunts, this pair of fucktards have jumped on the not to be missed opportunity to use the LA fires as an excuse to pop back up into the limelight like the unflushable turds they are.

They have been seen interrogating to fire fighters on what and how they are dealing with the fires, they have been handing out food at homeless shelters like Santa fucking Maria, they have been see standing in various places in caps pointing at the devistation, all while their photographer snaps away so he can post on social media.

Now they have apparently opened their doors to friends who need somewhere to go, I have a couple of points to make here.

[1] They have had to do this because they suggested to the surviving plebs from their royal pole, that it was the duty of the public to take in the displaced.
[2] Now thats been highlighted they didnt really have a choice but to do the same unless they would look like the cunts we know they are.
[3] Who are these so called friends, this pair are less popular than Putin.
[4] how exclusive is the list of rich and famous going to be, im sure Fresh Pesh from Bangladesh wont make it past the electric fence.
[5] would any so called sleb allow him/herself to get embroiled in the virtue signaling fuck fest these two parasites are going to turn that situation into.
[6] That ship has sailed, there is no situation I can see where these two can uncunt themselves, there is no climbing back out of the unpopularity toilet for these that were shat into so hard it was like they had force fed the world colon blow.
[7] Once a cunt always a cunt and now they are trying to drum up interest, because the so called woman of colour is trying to release yet another failure on Netflicks, the story goes already people dont want to work with her due to her Diva behaviour……

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Oh dear. I see that slimy little oik Sadiq Khant has opened his mouth and let his belly rumble again. One of the nation’s true political pygmies has opined about what he sees as a threat to ‘progressive’ thought and action in the world.

According to Sir Saddo, ‘the spectre of a resurgent fascism haunts the West’, and progressives everywhere need to stand united against those who seek to divide for personal and political gain (unlike himself, naturally). Yeah right. Strangely, not even the current Labour government seems to accept this. Chief Secretary to the Treasury Darren Jones told Al-Beeb, ‘I speak on behalf of the government, and we don’t agree with that’. Similarly, Shadow Foreign Secretary Priti Patel, who’s in Washington for Donald Trump’s inauguration, hit out at Khunt’s ‘disparaging remarks’.

Belfast Telegraph.

So Sadsack, it couldn’t be that you’re attempting to throw some smoke in our eyes regarding recent attempts to get answers from you about ‘grooming gangs’ could it?Fellow cunters, just have a butcher’s at the wee shit ducking and diving, and trying to play the confused innocent, when repeated attempts are made in the London Assembly to pin him down on the issue;

YouTube.

What a ghastly little prick you really are Saddick. Fuck off over there, and when get there, fuck off again. Oh, and stick the stubs for those dodgy Taylor Swift tickets up your arse while you’re at it.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

I looked at the news pages today and saw an article in the Telegraph, which said that the NHS suggests that the elderly wear shoes or slippers around the house and wear socks to bed at night, if their feet get cold.

Some cunt probably gets paid to dispense this sort of wisdom, probably quite a lot. It stands to reason that if somebody is elderly, they have probably learnt a few things, so can manage perfectly well without these suggestions. It is rather tasteless to give this sort of advice at a time when the winter fuel allowance has been stopped for many.

It is either a massive wind-up or the folks at NHS really do think the general public are all as thick as pigshit. It is also so fucking irritating that someone could have an aneurysm listening to it. The advice for that would probably be, have a couple of aspirin and a lie down. If I wanted to be talked to like a three year old that has wet itself, I’d probably go round my ex mother-in-laws.

Daily Telegraph.

Nominated by : Mary Hinge

The “Prime” Minister, Keir Starmer.

Nothing new about cunting this cunt, except for the reason why.
The anti British, terrorist loving bastard is going to give Gerry Adams our money, by way of compensation, for being unlawfully detained.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14285351/Gerry-Adams-compensation-thousands-pounds-alleged-unlawful-detention.html

Why a known terrorist can be detained unlawfully is beyond my comprehension.
How many other British hating cunts are now going to jump on this Labour compo bandwagon?
Is it any wonder there’s so many foreign criminals in the UK getting away with whatever they want, and getting paid for it, when this former Director of Public Prosecutions does nothing to justify his former job title.

This fuckwittery has to be the most stupid decision ever by any twat in office, in any country. And that’s at the top of a very long list.
How can we survive another four years of this government?

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

Is clearly a festering pile of disingenuous wank. Obviously, if no-one moved at all, there would be no collisions at all (except at glacial speeds) but the idea of cutting the speed limit to make things ‘safe’ is errant nonsense.

Brake want a world with zero road death or injury, the fantasist fuckers.

Brake.org.uk.

Meanwhile play Snockers’ Accident Bingo with any road death/serious injury report; see how many of the following feature:

* a ridiculous amount over the speed limit
* four teenagers in a car
* small hours of the morning
* pissed and or high
* stolen car
* no insurance
* no licence
* foreign
* 90 years of age or above
* racing or other showing off
* hit tree or other inanimate object
* wrong side of the road/motorway
* crossed solid white line
* blue light vehicle involved
* bad weather

Try this one:

Daily Fail.

A lot of these are already against the law; making more laws won’t stop people who already scoff at the existing laws, you dopey cunts. In a population of 68M + illegals, 1700 deaths on the road and 9.3% where speeding was a contributory factor. That’s about 158 deaths.

Now knock off all the ones where the bingo card has ticks on it. Not many people killed by someone doing 25 in a 20, are there?

“Speed kills” is a cunt of an excuse for harrassing people who won’t cause any harm, rather than actively prosecuting the people who shouldn’t be on the road.

(I have a clean licence…)

Nominated by : Gloria Snockers