Britain faces many problems – SurKweer trying to turn us into a communist state, via the EU, Rachel From Accounts bankrupting every British business, Sadiq Kunt turning London into a third world hell hole ruled by knife wielding riff-raff, Ed Miliband offering power cuts and bills through the roof, Putin totally losing his shit, but what is exercising the Daily Mail, apart from cancer?

This plain and pricey old bag, who gushes to soap stars and theatrical royalty,and wets her knickers when she speaks to an actual American film “star”, Lorraine has infested morning television for 14 years, apparently, and regards herself as a Goddess, and is miffed because her otiose show is being cut from 60 minutes to 30 and she will only gush for 30 weeks a year instead of 52. Her employers love her so much they even offered to let her “retire” a year early, which shows the value they place on her squawkfest. She is 65 and concerned about her future – after all she isn’t getting any younger, and by the look of that face she isn’t getting any. Surely the easy money she would get on the old age pension should be enough for the old bissom. There is always the food bank at the end of the road, though I doubt they dish out deep fried Mars bars.

She is not the only one – Richard Madley, the wine expert, has had a whine because he was going to be sacked, but by snarling and having a hissy fit he has been “spared”. Desperation is a terrible thing to behold. One more contract is like one more fix for a drug addict, or one more drink for an alcoholic. They have virtually no self respect if they are prepared to beg for their useless jobs.

These halfwits seem to think the world revolves around them, and the comfort they bring to the proletariat – but how up their own arses they sound. Does anybody really NEED morning TV?. It encourages lazy housewives to lounge around in their night attire all morning (get in the kitchen and wash those fucking dishes, woman!), students who can’t be bothered to study, and the unemployed. I can imagine the typical morning TV fan is that Stacey Solomon woman and her half witted husband Joe Swash, and their chavvy children, all sitting there scratching their arses.

ITV is very short of money – the solution is obvious, scrap the morning sofas and self important “journalists” (“is Mick Jagger doing anything cool this week?”), play the test card till teatime, and tell all these bottom feeder to fuck off and get a proper job.

Problem solved – simples!

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

That attention seeking unflushable turd that is Amanda fucking Holden is going for the attention seeking world championship I reckon.

The ultimate in trying to immortalise yourself in plastic/wax for people to look at for years to come.

Now I thought her taxidermists had already rebuilt the old whore in plastic and was, but yet she needs more, I support at least the Tussauds one will probably have less plastic than the real thing, be less wooden and have a better personality, maybe in 6 weeks when it’s removed and stuffed into the shredder that will be the most entertaining thing she or her alter ego waxwork will have ever done.

This cunt is suffering from Meghan Markle syndrome…

ITV News.

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Supreme leader John Swinney is a cunt.

While I generally like the guy and believe he will turn out to be a much better supreme leader than Krankie was, his latest mouth opening seems a bit suspect.

BBC News.

To accuse an advert of being racist when it is simply quoting a very different racist and politically corrupt statement seems a very silly thing to do, the point of alienating oneself from the natives.

Mr Swinney said the advert quoting wannabe supreme leader and mosque enthusiast Anal Sarwar saying he would prioritise the Pakistani community (They have community? who knew!) was racist and be should be taken down.

Yes you blind kojak cunt, It is damn racist but you seem to have missed why.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

Is a cunt.

Here we have another sordid tale involving a Nigerian called Shoyombo,a convicted drug dealer and outright fucking nuisance.

It seems this wretched cunt has claimed the “private life exception” as being carted back to Nigeria will present him with “very significant obstacles”..

Now we have the “upper and lower tribunals” tying themselves up in red tape sorting out what to do with the bastařd..

Who invented all this shite?

Rampant Gravy Train Bureaucratic Pen Pushing Quisling Cunts.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

It’s a long time since American politics has had a Kennedy in the firing line. We all remember the swinging shooting sixties when a succession of the Kennedy clan went the way of the bullet. Carry On Camelot.

This old hippie felt all nostalgic when a good ol’ lone nut took a pop at Trump. Even more so at the chaos, conspiracy theories and incompetence that surrounded that event. Interesting that Trump has been promising to release all the suppressed FBI data from the JFK/RK/MLK assassination cycle. Even more interesting that thus far it seems fuck all interesting seems to have come out about it all. Not even a smoking gun.

Daily Fail.

Now RFK Jnr (son of Bobby Kennedy and nephew of JFK boom boom). This croak voiced cunt with the inbred Richard III understudy look is actually Trump’s Health Secretary and an extreme Republican floater. Trump enraged and double footed the Democratic old guard by picking him. Note: Kennedys are traditionally pro IRA Irish Democrats so my compliments to Trump for fucking them up.

The RFK Jnr Modus Operandi is somewhat weird environmentalism, anti-vaxing and conspiracy theories so perhaps it would be a kindness if he did take a bullet. He also claims that his speech problems are caused by a “brain worm”.

Time.

Best of luck RFK Jnr. Boom Boom.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke