A cunting for people who think they have a right to a parking space outside their house on a terraced road.
I regularly have people park outside my house living near to a shop and having multiple car owning neighbours, inconvenient-yes , however I have never risen to the ultimate level of cunt where I would challenge a person or leave notes etc because someone is exercising their rights as a tax paying road user.
What boils my piss is the righteous indignation of a neighbour 50 yards down, in front of whose house I parked the other day. Despite their car being parked, so my actions were not depriving them of their cherished road space AND me considerately leaving 6 feet in front of their ludicrous vehicle for egress, the stupid cunt suggested I park on double yellows or in front of anyone else’s house as long as his wife and kids can get their car out. if you are aware that the car is that of a fellow resident then you know they are parking there because they actually do have someone taking the space where they would park normally,
being happy to suggest that I inconvenience another resident by parking elsewhere as long as it isn’t affecting you personally, is not something worthy of “respect” which was what this utter cunt was suggesting I wasn’t giving him enough of, so instead he receives a cunting
It goes without saying I would move for anyone who politely asks and for a good reason (disabled etc) But not for some benefit scrounging drug dealer who’s misses can’t get her giant white Range Rover out of a 30ft space
Nominated by: Jimmy Cuntliffe



