Inconsiderate Parking (3)

A cunting for people who think they have a right to a parking space outside their house on a terraced road.

I regularly have people park outside my house living near to a shop and having multiple car owning neighbours, inconvenient-yes , however I have never risen to the ultimate level of cunt where I would challenge a person or leave notes etc because someone is exercising their rights as a tax paying road user.

What boils my piss is the righteous indignation of a neighbour 50 yards down, in front of whose house I parked the other day. Despite their car being parked, so my actions were not depriving them of their cherished road space AND me considerately leaving 6 feet in front of their ludicrous vehicle for egress, the stupid cunt suggested I park on double yellows or in front of anyone else’s house as long as his wife and kids can get their car out. if you are aware that the car is that of a fellow resident then you know they are parking there because they actually do have someone taking the space where they would park normally,

being happy to suggest that I inconvenience another resident by parking elsewhere as long as it isn’t affecting you personally, is not something worthy of “respect” which was what this utter cunt was suggesting I wasn’t giving him enough of, so instead he receives a cunting

It goes without saying I would move for anyone who politely asks and for a good reason (disabled etc) But not for some benefit scrounging drug dealer who’s misses can’t get her giant white Range Rover out of a 30ft space

Nominated by: Jimmy Cuntliffe

Euro 7 and the European Commission

The European Commission has announced the latest version of their rules and regulations for new vehicle emissions over the next few years (Euro 7, for short), with the aim of getting all diesel and petrol driven vehicles removed from any further production by the major manufacturers in order to reduce CO2 pollutants and other toxic emissions.

The Euro 7 regulation has been criticised by these same companies primarily because of the unrealistic timescales involved, the additional R&D costs for future EV manufacturing, resources, complicated red tape/compliance and the fear that the price of EVs under the new ruling will rise by anything up to 20% on the forecourt.

It should also be noted that the Euro 7 ruling will affect the United Kingdom despite of Brexit due to the fact we haven’t totally cut ties with the EC.

One observation everyone agrees on is that it will push the cost of buying a brand Euro 7-compliant EV out of the reach of many people, which could just force them off the roads unless they resort to going back to 2nd hand petrol/diesel vehicles – which will also command a high price due to strong demand for this very reason.

And yet on the flip side you get some EC officials and Greenies, who suggest Euro 7 doesn’t go far enough to reduce emissions and are pushing for amendments or even tighter regulations in time for the release of Euro 8 in the not too distant future.

This is probably all to do with Net Zero, but is only focused on European vehicle production and not Asia or Chinese production where pollution levels are far higher and regulations far less stringent.

Yet more half-baked bureaucracy from our EU/WEF masters, and another piece of the Net Zero jigsaw falls into place by getting the plebs off the road. We’ve already had recent nominations covering:-

  • banning old petrol/diesel cars in central London
  • pedestrianisation of busy town roads
  • excessive traffic calming methods (especially in Oxford)
  • high petrol/diesel prices (we can now include higher electric prices for EVs)
  • congestion charges and higher parking charges
  • police more concerned about the welfare of eco-warrior protestors than drivers

It won’t be too long before the Powers that Be get most of us off the road once and for all.

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

Vocal Fry

A cunting for another spoken affectation, this time the Californian affliction known as vocal fry.

I’m sure a writer such as Vladimir Nabokov would describe it far better than i can but all i can really say about it is ‘Kardashian- speak’, where the voice drops into a jaded, barely-concious rattle of attitude, belying a laziness !nd lack of engagement on the part of the speaker.

It goes hand-in-hand the high rising terminal and starting sentences with ‘so’.
Pure cunt-speak.
YouTube Link

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

(More info here: Day Admin – What is Vocal Fry?  )

Audi (2)

Has anyone else seen that Christmas Audi advert where a very metrosexual Santa Claus is escorted to a very smart concept self driving car and told this is the future .

The final shot is of him sleeping as he speeds through the countryside on empty roads.

All harmless enough you might say but put that in the context of the cost of living crisis and the fact that globalist cunts are trying to force everyone off the road, this to me just smelt of shit a little.

The young dumb fucks in my office think it’s really cool and see my as a grumpy conspiracy theorist when I told them that the car , if they ever make it, will probably cost about 1m quid and eventually will be the mandated option and they’ll never fucking afford one. You may get a seat on a self driving train or bus if you are lucky peasant but the ticket will be about 200 pounds day.

At which point only politicians , who will buy them with our money or shitstain megalomaniac billionaires will be able to afford them.

They’ll have traffic free roads and another important part of human freedom will have been destroyed .

Funny thing is they’ll say isn’t it great how clean the air is now, what a fucking success.

Who’d ever have thought the Germans could be such massive cunts. It’s not like they have any form for this is it?

Nominated by: Cunt of the Litter

Helpful Link Provided by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff

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Morgan Trowland and Marcus Decker

Cunters for your pleasure and vilification, I give you these pair of eco loon tossers. Having climbed up the Dartford crossing these pair of tossers caused two deaths, one broken back and injuries to other innocent persons.

They refuse to accept that they any responsibility to these poor sods. Now Morgan is trying to crowdfund for damage caused to his flat by plod gaining access. The other jerk has no fixed abode. Cue hearts and flowers on the violins.

What boils my piss is that some 78 cunts have stumped up over three grand to help this cunt out. Being a New Zealander this cunt should be locked up, and after serving his sentence be deported PDQ. He is also moaning he is not earning at the moment being held on remand. As an added bonus his civil engineers licence is due for renewal.

Hopefully once they are locked up these pair of cunts rapidly become bitches of some psycho fruity types.

Morgan as a top up I will donate the steam off my piss.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: CuntyMort