South Yorkshire Police are more than likely cunts for a number of reasons but this youtube video got my attention

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What would appear to happen in video if homeowners narrative is correct is a gang of police turn up at a house, end up speaking to owner who is on holiday through doorbell who tells them the person they are looking for is not his son as they claimed nor is it the correct address. The gang of police then decide to cover their faces and smash their way in anyway then refuse to pay damages.

I would predict this is not the end of this for the homeowner as they make kebab and piggy based comments in the video so rather than getting long drawn out compensation they are more likely to get done for hurty words.

Nominated by the Cunt of Peeblesshire.

Yet again the Kenneth Williams of politics, motherfucker Wesley Streeting is trying to anoint himself the new Prime Minister – God help us all. The limp-wristed, gurning, mincing fruit flavoured heap of mother love can see that Daddy Keir is failing badly, and he just can’t resist sticking his powdered nose into everything. The latest piece of Wes wisdom is that we should have gone to war over Syria in 2013 – 2 years before the little poofter was even an M.P. This is priceless – the armchair General holding forth, when we all know he has spent his whole life in soft jobs, never getting his delicate little hands dirty, his limp little wrists armed only with a lightweight pen. . If he wants to hold forth on matters military it might be better if he had seen service himself, like Dan Jarvis. As it is, it seems the little queen spends most of his spare time propping up bars and spreading himself like Kerrygold on hot toast.

It seems – as if we couldn’t guess – that he is a great favourite of two of New Labour’s oldest queens. Anthony and Mandy.

Is it too late for Wessy to do his bit? – join up, perhaps with the Queens Regiment and take the colours (brown and yellow in his case)

As it is, however we face the ghastly prospect of Kweer being followed by even more kweer. – a limp-wristed war minded little bender.

We have, for far too long, tried to involve ourselves in other people’s fights. Stick your nose into a brannigan and you’ll get it punched. Enough already. Most armchair Generals are just good for a laugh, but as far as I know this is the first time the general was made up to the nines and wearing lipstick.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

I nominate Jonathan Bailey.

No, ne neither, until I saw this pile of shit :-

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Aside from from not knowing how to spell his own name correctly, ge also can’t tell arse from quim, although he would like children, ffs.

Thats OK though, because he’s read a book on it. Again, FFS!

Do what normal people do, find a nice chick, get married, raise a family. No turkey basters, egg donations, tablets, procedures or invitro Frankenstein shite needed.

I’d never heard of Bridgerton either, which appears to be a mercy.

He goes on to bemoan how difficult it is to cope with stardom (you wish), and that he’s really good at saying ‘No” to photographs.

He’s so far up his own arse (and other people’s) that he is in danger of disappearing entirely, which would appear to be the only useful thing he’s ever done.

Cunt.

Nominated by Termujin.

First a little background. On December 4th UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was gunned down in the early hours on a Manhattan street by Luigi Mangione. Mangione then fled and was arrested in a McDonalds restaurant five days later in Pennsylvania.

As with most high-profile cases this prompted intense interest in the suspect, it wasn’t long before Mangione was dubbed the ‘hot assassin’ by ghoulish social media mongs, desperate needy women and even more desperate and needy fruity men. This sick adulation was based purely on his appearance, as it began to overshadow the seriousness of his crime.

The fawning over criminals is nothing new of course just the medium in which it is expressed that has changed. Ted Bundy was charming and charismatic during his televised trial until his date with Old Sparky. Serial killer Richard Ramirez aka the Night Stalker exercised a cult like grip over women with regular groupies at his trial and eventually marrying one in prison.

I suppose its inevitable that the US healthcare system will be put on trial as some kind of justification for the murder, Brian Thompson the evil corporate bigwig profiteering off the misery of desperate and poor Americans and Luigi Mangione their avenging poster boy. The question has to be asked if Luigi Mangione had looked like a constipated John Prescott or if the victim had been a prominent doctor sterilising trans kids would there have been the same outpouring deluded fandom?

At the end of it all, Brian Thompson a father of two and a husband is still dead and that should be the real story.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Just watching the UK Championship. The dozy bird refereeing, Tatiana Woollaston, has just tried to replace the potted pink on its partially covered spot before Judd Trump told her that the green spot is completely (and very obviously) available!
Jesus wept.
Trump should’ve told her, “a male referee wouldn’t have make such an error. Go and put the kettle on ready for the end of the frame, love. I’ll have two sugars in my tea.”
Then treated her arse to a playful slap as she walked off.

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Nominated by Thomas the Cunt Engine Link by Sam Beau.