Victorians we’re dirty, smelly bastards.

Only the poshest houses would have a private toilet, and that would have been outside.
The majority had to share a khazi with lots of other families.

None of these shit houses had any sort of washing facilities.
The standard of hygiene was horrendous.

Houses had no bathrooms.
People would go many months without washing. Hardly anyone had a toothbrush.
The stink must have been horrible.

The streets were awash with shit.
Shit from horses, cattle and humans.
People’s clothes must have been caked in the stuff.

Charles Darwin was a smelly, soap dodging Victorian, and a cunt.
He was also a fraud.

He managed to get a place on the government funded, map planning ship, The Beagle.

I suppose that if you are going to get a 5 year cruise paid for then you had better come up with some serious shit to justify it.

He came up with his theory of evolution.

It was called Darwin’s Theory of Evolution.
It still is.
Notice the emphasis on ‘Darwin’s’.

It’s as if other scientists don’t exactly buy into his theory.
They can’t endorse it buy simply calling it ‘Evolution’.
No, it’s Darwin’s and as it’s just a theory it may well be wrong.

Here’s why I think that Darwin was a cunt….

Out of the tens of thousands of species of animals that he studied, there was not one single example of anything that could be proved to be in a state of evolving.
There was no credible ‘missing link’.
There still isn’t.

Animals do not evolve to suit their environment.
There simply is not time to do that.
They can’t live in an unsuitable environment for millenia before they finally evolve to accept it.
If the basic requirements for their life is not present then that life will not be there in the first place.

Dinosaurs roamed Earth for about 200 million years and never evolved into anything else but dinosaurs.

The species that we have today that are directly related to dinosaurs haven’t evolved at all.
In fact, they have degenerated.

A Deinosuchus, the dinosaur crocodile who was a nasty cunt and about 10,5 meters long would be ashamed of his modern day relative.

If Darwin’s theory held true then the evolving Deinosuchus, or crocodile which we now call it, would be about 40 meters long. It would be able to sprint overland faster than a cheetah and be able to hunt and eat anything that it wanted.
Hippos in one mouthful would just be a snack.
An entire elephant would be his breakfast.

As far as Darwin is concerned then humans in the future would evolve to suit their environment.
They will therefore have very small brains as all knowledge will be available to them on their hand held devices.
No need to actually learn or remember anything.

They would have excellent eyesight to see the screens and thin pointed fingers to tap the buttons.

As it would be unnecessary to actually know anything, to explore anywhere or to produce anything new then the human race will regress and not evolve.

Darwin was indeed a cunt.
And a hairy faced, soap dodging, freeloading, slap head cunt at that.

Wikipedia Link

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

This scruffy freeloading little cunt has annoyed me for years. I gather there is yet another Paddington film doing the rounds, as though there was anything more to say about this very thin tale. I saw an advert for it today when I was out, which got right on my fucking tripe.

I recall a series of very dull children’s books years ago, which could be taken at face value. These days, I cannot help thinking that Paddington is a Trojan horse for the acceptance of illegal immigration, and is cynically directed at the very young.

The cunt speaks perfect English, wants nothing more than a marmalade sandwich now and again and apparently has no sexual urges or political or religious beliefs. He is not making use of the NHS or claiming any benefits. People just want to help him because he is so charming. Who could possible object to such a wholesome little character?

Well I do for fucking starters, anyone who goes around in just a duffel coat is clearly a wrong ‘un. Also the character is meant to be a Peruvian Spectacled bear, and the cunt in the films looks nothing like one of those – he is therefore a cultural appropriator and stealing another bear’s livelihood. The cunt.

Spectator Link

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

I was recently called out on IsAC by a (former) fellow cunter. He considered my posts to be boring (fair enough), but went on to extrapolate in true Sherlock Holmes fashion that I must be Billy No Mates, who spends ‘hours and hours’ tapping away on here, and that I need to get out more and get a life.

Now of course I do spend some time on here most days. Unlike about two-thirds of the human race, I don’t have a mobile phone which I dedicate chunks of my day to gawking at, so I come on here instead. I enjoy the comments and the banter. But there’s another reason I spend time on IsAC. It gives me a voice, however small; a chance to blow off steam at cuntery in all its forms, and boy, do I need that safety valve right now.

Let me introduce you to a real pair of charmers. The go by the names of Holly ‘The Immolator’ LeGresley and Adriana Orme. These two depraved cunts have recently been banged up for their part in (get this) an international monkey torturing ring, which saw helpless animals brutally abused for the gratification of sadists. Those of you with a strong stomach will find more details of the case here, with the judge in the trial describing the pair’s involvement as ‘depraved, sickening and wicked’;

Daily Mail Link

To me, the pleasure in seeing these two unspeakable wretches put behind bars is compromised by the short sentences imposed, and they’ll probably be out in half the time. I don’t know what you guys think, but my view can be summed up by a Tom Cruise line from the film ‘Jack Reacher’; ‘if it were left to me, I’d just kill ya’.

Thanks IsAC, for giving me a chance to say my piece.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

I had honestly never heard of this cuntess until today, but I see she is 32 and describes herself as a “model and actress” (used to be a code word for a whore in Lisle Street).

The silly bitch really shat herself yesterday after The Donald became new President, calling on her fellow dykes and duckies to “Make art – fuck shit up (so fucking and shitting is an art form now is it?).

The joke is the silly bitch is British (though she lives part of the time in America). Her impassioned pleas bought a response from the human (just about) advertising board and home equity con enabler.

All I can say is – act your age, for Gawds sake, woman.

GB News Link

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Occasionally I go on to Youtube in search of new recipes (or variations on old favourites) to add a bit of variety to our mealtimes. I’ve discovered some delicious options over the years, many of which have the added advantage of being very simple and easy to prepare.

The downside of this however is that I’ve also seen recipes for dishes that look absolutely disgusting, and lead you to ask immediately ‘who the fuck thought THAT up?’. Take for example this mess involving the baking of bread, tinned beans, eggs and cheese, to produce something resembling slices of vomit;

YouTube Link One

The American narrator claims to have learned the recipe from ‘a friend in England’.
Now I’m from this sceptred nation and I’ve never fucking heard of it, and even if I had, I’d keep quiet about it. I wouldn’t want to add more damage to the already maligned reputation of our national cuisine.

Of course this is just one example among many; Youtube is loaded with examples of cunts punting cack recipes that only warrant being transferred straight into the nearest bin.

So be warned cunters. You’ll find some good stuff on Youtube, but some of the crap you wouldn’t put in the pig swill. Gawd, I can feel an attack of irritable bowel syndrome starting at the mere thought;

YouTube Link Two

Enjoy! Oh, probably not…

Nominated by: Ron Knee