This article (sadly behind a paywall) (Fixed – Day Admin). sums up pretty well the fucked up state this country is now in. The gist of it is that too many of us think we live in a rich country which entitles us to a life of wealth and leisure. This delusion was encouraged during lockdown when millions were paid to do sod all. So now we have many people of working age who have given up work, 50-somethings retiring early, 20- and 30-somethings living with parents and splurging on luxury designer goods and electronic gadgetry, and public sector workers striking for double digit pay rises. Then there’s ‘flexible working’, with some cunts now expecting a bribe to turn up to the office one day a week rather than sitting in front of a computer screen whilst still in bed.

All well and good if the country was doing well. But it’s not. Per capita GDP is about to fall below that of Mississippi, the USA’s poorest state. In 15 years it will be below that of Poland. We have one of the biggest trade deficits in the world, a government that spends way beyond what it collects in taxes on vanity projects like HS2, foreign aid, housing illegal immigrants and the bottomless money pit that is the NHS. The national debt is now 100% of GDP, and that excludes the off-balance sheet debt created by Gordon-is-a-moron Brown to hide it’s scale.

Yet the politicians and media allow the delusion that the country can continue to live beyond its means persist ad infinitum. Happily those of us of a certain age have seen this all before when chancellor Denis Healey had to go crawling to the IMF for an emergency loan and slash public spending. This led directly to the Winter of Discontent. How long before chickens come home to roost this time I wonder? I’ve no idea, but there will be a day of reckoning, without a doubt.

Popcorn at the ready.

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

According to this article, people who live in houses with three or more bedrooms, after their children have moved out are selfish.

Telegraph News Link

After flogging my nut off for years, paying my NI and tax, I own my own home and have for several years. I’m not lucky, I worked for it.

According to the moron who wrote this ( I wonder what kind of home she has), I should sell up and move into a one bedroom shoe box, so a family with youngsters can buy my family home.

Or, as is more likely, it’ll be bought as a buy to let, and will have a family with umpteen kids, aunts, uncles etc occupying it, and my former neighbours cursing my name.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

In one or two of my recent nominations I have made mention to various YouTube channels, not least the rather excellent “Free Documentary” ones.

However, as is typical with the free version of You Tube you’re assailed with mind-numbing adverts. One of the most annoying involves this old luvvie who insists that we must donate millions of pounds to help the “millions” of refugees from around the world.

He is doing this on behalf of the International Rescue Committee, but as with all hugely wealthy celebs he lacks complete self-awareness while dictating to us “privileged” and relatively wealthy people in the West that the world’s ills are somehow our problem and that we should somehow atone for this by donating as much as we can.

I don’t believe Stewart lives in downtown Bradford, Leicester, Aston, Sheffield or some shithole London borough. No, he is probably safely ensconced in Hollywood and/or has a very nice home in the South East of England but well away from the snivelling masses – including those very same refugees!

If all the celebs, sports people and CEOs pooled some of their considerable finances together it would probably amass something in the billions – far more than what ordinary people could hope to contribute. Their billions and their influence would have far more resonance to fix these problems than we could ever hope to achieve!

A lot of these problems and conflicts have got little or nothing to do with us and yet we’re constantly berated for not doing enough.

Stewart and his privileged ilk should “Make it so!” and donate a few million/billion of their own money and leave us to struggle with our own problems, thank you very much!

YouTube Link.

Nominated by : Technocunt

(No, this isn’t the person in question – Day Admin)

As reported in the Daily Mail 29/12/22, A Border Force Officer has been arrested as he himself is an Illegal Immigrant. The same report includes 3 other Officers arrested at nearby Dover Hydrofoil for “corruption”

Now bearing in mind that appointments to Government Service requires Clearance , something is just not quite right.

Do I cunt the screening by Home Office, or simply Border Force? I think BOTH deserve an enormous cunting!

Nominated by: Ferrars

Seconded by: LeonardoDiCunty

Seconded, I recall coming back through the airports, Heathrow, Gatwick etc and being met at passport control by an assortment of sand dwellers, jig-a-boo’s and others clearly not UK natives all checking my British Passport and thinking something was rotten in the UK Home Office and Border Control.

And supporting link provided by: Minge Juice Bottler

Daily Mail News Link

And here’s the thoughts of Jeezum Priest on the subject

Who polices the police?

Telegraph News Link

This is absolutely priceless, and sums up the total ineptitude of our Governments ability to police our borders.

I wonder how many this person nodded through?

Released on bail! And bail they will, either back home, or to another part of the “Great” Nation with another stolen identity.

‘There’s nowt as queer as folk’, the old adage has it. I reckon that’s true.

Recently I cunted an 88 year old French twat who was admitted to hospital with a WWI shell stuck up his arse. Now let me introduce Toco, a Japanese gent who spent over £12k to buy a collie costume in order to fulfil his fantasy to live as a dog.

Barking mad, I hear you say, and certainly the gentleman has voiced his fears that family and friends will think him ‘weird’. That’s a good word to use I think, especially if he takes to eating dog biscuits, but they probably won’t mind too much as long as he doesn’t take to chewing the furniture and shitting on the carpet.

‘It takes all sorts’, to use another adage, and indeed we all have our quirks and foibles if we’ll only admit it. I’ll own up to a life-long penchant for sniffing women’s panties; it’s a harmless enough eccentricity.

So on you go Mr Toco; just take care about where you cock your leg up next time you’re out for a walk, and don’t go sniffing any ladies’ crotches, you daft cunt.

Mirror News Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee