Roses are cunts.

Alerted by the sage advice of children’s entertainer and end of the pier star. Paul Chuckle, this year, I acted decisively to reject the new Quality Street with their shit eco-friendly wrappers and preponderance of cheap toffees and strawberry creams. Instead, I thought i would try a drum of Cadbury’s Roses. They were my Nan’s chocolate of choice, wrapped in pretty coloured foil, they were an ideal accompaniment to ‘Sale of the Century’ or a game of Newmarket.

Unfortunately, they are now even more shit than Quality Street. New eco-friendly wrappers, and almost all the chocolates tasting the same – waxy chocolate covered caramel flavoured goo – the selection includes:
Golden Barrel (caramel flavoured goo)
Hazel in Caramel (hazel nut coated in caramel goo)
Caramel – (Caramel goo)
Cuntry Fudge (suspiciously similar to caramel goo)

All the best centres are missing:

No Turkish Delight
No Peppermint Cream
No Vanilla Nougat

Fucking horrible. What is it with this country and fucking up well loved Christmas sweets?

And it is not just Roses, this scandal runs very deep indeed…

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PS Where have all the selection boxes gone?

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

The “boomerang smell”

Ann Russell, pronouns she/her helpfully provided by her/them, gives us an explanation of what the boomerang smell is.

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So, all that advertising about scent boosters, best performing washing tabs ever, long lasting freshness up to 14 days was all a load of shite, then?

If only we knew, that no matter what we washed our clothes in, with or for how long and at what temperature, it was all futile, because of the boomerang effect.

So, essentially, you’re saying you’re product is shite, use our new one instead?

Just how stupid do you think we are.
Along with Bud Lite/Dylan Mulvany, Jaguar/bunch of weirdos, I think you’ve just shot yourself in the crotch!

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

A double cunting for a pair of grasping, self obsessed cunts. Ms Eddy-Evans, yet another pouting airhead, wearing more makeup than Wes Streeting, and with the inevitable double barrelled surname ( her real name is probably Tracey Smith), threw away her ex-boyfriends hard drive (and I bet that’s the only thing the twat has that was hard) from his computer, which contained the key to his bitcoin fortune. The sound of his computer kept the poor little lass awake, depriving her of her beauty sleep. Or at least that is her excuse.

As for James, he looks in urgent need of that money, if only to buy himself a syrup and a personality. He is threatening to sue Newport council because they refuse to let him dig up a large rubbish dump which has now been grassed over to look for it. He does generously say that he will give 10% of his fortune to make the area “the Las Vagas of Newport” (don’t you threaten us, young man). But a verbal contract is not worth the paper it is written on, as Sam Goldwyn would have said.

I suspect all this nonsense will be to no avail. The disk has been buried for nearly a decade now and will no doubt be contaminated and probably corrupted. For all we or he knows that disc might have been buried near something magnetic.

I feel there is more to this story than meets the eye, though fuck knows what it is, these are just a pair of publicity hungry greedy selfish bastards.

I just thought I’d mention it. Makes a change from Rachel from accounts who wants to be an economist when she grows up.

Daily Fail

Nominated by W C Boggs.

The Sex Pistols are cunts.

Well, three of them are anyway.

The Pistols have re-formed yet again. Only this time it’s Steve Jones, Paul Cook and Glen Matlock with some cunt called Frank Carter as singer. It appears that the ‘other three’ are trying to take over the band and make it ‘theirs’ as they deliberately snub John Lydon.

Lyson was the Sex Pistols for fuck’s sake. Jones and Cook selling their arses to Disney and that ridiculous fabricated Pistols biopic was bad enough. But playing the entire ‘Bollocks album with some other cunt singing it? That really is ripping the piss. Will this Carter bloke have the passion, the fire, the fury or the wit of Lydon? I doubt it very much.

If they did a new band, with a new approach – like Joy Division becoming New Order after Ian Curtis (RIP) died – then I’d have more respect for them But, just like that bastardised Disney shite, these cunts are cashing in on the Pistols ‘brand’. Because that’s what they’ve become. And – the worst thing is this Frank Carter is an Ed Sheercunt look-alike. It’s established that Jones and Cook are cunts. And the behaviour of Matlock doesn’t surprise me either. After all, he took part in the musical crime that was a Faces ‘reunion’, with that complete twat Mick Hucknall on vocals .

I dare say John will have something to say about this, and I don’t blame him.
Because, now the Sex Pistols really are rotten.

Rock News.

Nominated by : Norman

The myth that Donald Trump is a racist and refuses to condemn racist organisations.

As with all things where the left is concerned, as soon as they decide something is the truth, they’ll never let facts get in their way.

Well take a few minutes to watch the video and then make your mind up about this assertion that is continuously levelled at the man by his leftist opponents and the MSM:

X (formerly known as Twatter).

Whatever you may or may not think or feel about Trump, to continue to adhere to the myth that those on the left are honest, decent, humane people, and are not in any way guilty themselves of the mud they sling at their opponents makes you either a moron, or wilfully ignorant of reality.

And as a ryder to this nom, the scenes attending the pro-Palestine protests this weekend, Remembrance weekend, which the left wing mayor of London and our left wing government not only refuse to shut-down, but actively encourage, and on the back of the pogrom perpetrated against Jews by Mudslime N*zis in the Netherlands, is a despicable display of actual racism and outright ee-vil that in any normal moral society would forever silence any slurs of racism these foul leftist hypocrites want to chuck at anyone else.

Nominated by : Balsamic Dave