is a cunt.

What the hell is going on with Reform UK? What started off as a bright new hope for the future is rapidly degenerating into a crock of political horseshit.

Apparently Ben Habib and Rupert Lowe were considered too free thinking and outspoken to remain in the Party. Now the same accusations have been levelled at Suella Braverman and quoted as a reason for her never to be admitted to a party which, in any case, she wasn’t looking to join.

Here in the East of England we have a situation where our elected committee of 5 was reduced by 2 apparently because they are too outspoken and not team players. Sound familiar?

We recently had a by-election. Our totally useless chairman who now devotes his time to working abroad and deigning to turn up for his councillors job in Norfolk was totally absent for the entire campaign. Our candidate was elected in a close contest with the Greens despite not the remotest word of support or encouragement from our esteemed leader.

Every Sunday, we get a missive from our Party Chairman. This regularly includes a big splash highlighting newly elected councillors. However, it seems that unless you get at least 40% of the vote you don’t warrant a mention. Our guy got 24% and has been totally ignored. Spin? What spin??

We were supposed to have an AGM in June according to the Branch Rule Book. This was postponed until after the election was over. No problem with that so when is it? Well, apparently, there are new Branch Rules which say we will now be having our AGM in October 2026. I say apparently because, at the time of writing this, the Area Manager is quoting a rule book which has not yet been issued. So we’re being subjected to a set of rules we haven’t had sight of. How democratic is that?!

And here’s the rub : Reform made big fuss over how undemocratic it was for Labour and Conservatives to collude to postpone the May council elections. Now Reform itself is denying the members of all of its branches nationwide the opportunity to hold their committees to account. This is rank hypocrisy. It’s undemocratic and it stinks.

Like I said, Reform UK seemed like a good idea but now just another crock of the same shite as all the others.

Nominated by Dioclese.

A Second helping of this nomination by Thomas the cunt engine. Below.

Reform UK and Nigel Farage are cunts.
They’ve got an open goal 100 yards wide and still can’t get the ball in the net.
This country doesn’t have any proper patriotic political parties that represent the white, indigenous majority.
I wouldn’t trust Farage and Reform any more than I’d trust Labour or the Tories.
They may well have policies, but what are they?
Apart from the occasional soundbite, Reform never utters a meaningful word.
They’d just have to announce that, if by some miracle they ever got their hands on levers of power, the royal Navy would, on day two, be patrolling the Englisg Channel and repelling invaders and the Army would begin rounding up immos from hotels.
And to have a fucking pakı as Financial Controller?
Zia Yusuf?
Fuck off, you cousin-marrying prick. Your full name is Muhammad Ziauddin Yusuf and I’d never vote for a party that had a filthy muzzıe as a senior member.

BBC Mysteries are a cunt.

BBC News.

The “journalists” cobble together a story that reads almost as English but not quite,some sort of lazy,internationalist patois..

“What went wrong? Did the system fail her? That’s the question,” a friend told the BBC.”

“I met them on the street. They had nowhere to go,” she explained.

“She was speaking French. I spoke in French.”

They all stayed with the friend, who did not want to be named, at her house for up to eight weeks.

“I took her in because she is a Cameroonian. I am a Cameroonian too, my kids are not home either,” she added.”

“She would go on to tell locals her heating had been cut off and Loraine was not going to school, which had affected her benefits and ability to pay the bills.”

In other words,some mental “asylum seeker” fucked everything up despite having everything laid on her plate for free and her handicapped daughter died because of it.

Another shit sandwich for the beleaguered Modern British Taxpayer.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

and the excessive use of taxis is a cunt.

Having voluntarily removed myself from the workforce and trying, wherever possible, to avoid engaging with our totalitarian state, I have had time to reflect on many topics.

Front and centre today was the irritating hypocrisy of the school run.

I live on such a route and so for an hour either side of arrival and chucking out time the road becomes impassable.

Of particular note is the endless procession of taxis delivering their precious cargo to these hallowed educational establishments.

I find this troubling because when I was employed and told that I was working on projects of national security, I couldn’t get a taxi for love-nor-money to drop me at the airport a mere 15 minutes away.

Despite trying to book weeks in advance the reply was always the same “sorry mate that’s too late. I’m on the school run…”

Anyway, despite my efforts to decouple I’ll be paying income tax for quite a while longer so my question is this:

Why is it that I was unable to get a taxi when needed, but there’s no limit to those available to ferry the spawn of the fat, pajamas wearing chavs who seem incapable of getting their pasty faced, retarded spawn to school?

They’re all a bunch of cunts and I’m fed up of paying for everyone’s else’s lifestyle choices.

Incapable of supporting your kids? Well give them up, get sterilized and fuck off!!!

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Nominated by A Cunt for all seasons, Link and seconded by Lord Cuntingford.

I would like to second this nomination. The amount of money that councils have to spend on sending kids to school in taxis is obscene. Getting a diagnosis for ADHD is the key to this – once diagnosed, you can get a cab to school, paid for by some other cunt (like me). I know someone who used to do it – and perhaps unsurprisingly stopped doing it when accused of being a racist by an uppity 14 year old silvery moon.

and it’s a cunt.

The voting age will be lowered to 16 across the UK for the next general election, the government has confirmed.

The changes mean the voting age will be 16 for all elections across the UK.

Keir Starmer says: “I think it’s really important that 16 and 17-year-olds have the vote, because they are old enough to go out to work, they are old enough to pay taxes”

As if things couldn`t get any more fucking worse.

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Nominated by Sam Beau.

More on this hideous idea from Lord Benny below.

Ah Mr Starmer,
What has he done, well lots of shit but this one is interesting, after pissing off the retired and working generations of the UK his plan to stay in power is to drop the voting age to 16.

I expect the next labour manifesto to mirror that of the ANC offering free I phones to the youth hoping to grab those crucial votes.
Thing is Mr Starmer having had limited parenting opportunities myself, I can reliably inform you that the little fuckers wont vote, they will either be locked in their bedrooms wanking themselves to death or crying over tik tok

are cunts.

I have nominated the the people who take the piss with this scheme, so by extension taking the piss out of me, a taxpayer.
A very good friend of mine has been on it a long time, but she is a genuine case.
She needs a car, because she lives in a rural area, the nearest bus stop is probably 2 miles away.
Her son, who is in his mid twenties now, has severe learning difficulties, she has worked all her life.
When her son left school, she had to leave work, to become his full time carer. Which she does admirably.
I have no problem with cases like hers, and the many more which are genuine. That is what the scheme, and wider welfare system was meant for.
Top help those in real need.
The opposite end of the scheme, is said friends nephew.
He his on the autism spectrum, whatever that means. My friend will tell you there’s fuck all wrong with him.
Other than he can’t get his back off the bed in a morning, an idle little cunt, who chooses not to work, but wants the same nice things as those who do work.
He drives about in a little Audi, I think it’s an A3, not sure because cars aren’t my thing, I much prefer motorbikes.
Last year he did above 40,000 miles in it, and actually went on holiday 3 times to Devon, that’s from South Yorkshire as well.
I would have thought there were mileage restrictions in place, or using the car in that way should flag up there’s nothing wrong with him.
But his reason for having one is probably more pressing than some.
A recent article I saw listed some of the reasons.
Tennis elbow, constipation, stress and and anxiety. The list is stunning when you see the excuses.
I don’t know the procedure for getting on this merry go round.
Not only does the scheme want looking at, but also the Doctors signing these cunts off, who give them the privilege of a very cheap car. One that I certainly couldn’t afford, without the big price reduction.
Maybe it’s time I started getting a bad back, or feeling anxious about Brexit or something.
I wonder if the scheme will include motorbikes ? I fancy one of those BMW S1000 XR M, or maybe a Vincent, the next time Bonhams auction one.
If you can’t beat the, join them (that doesn’t include mouse limbs though)
The day we run up of money draws ever closer. Depressing.

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Nominated by The cunt man of Alcatraz