Like a cheap rip off of Harry & Meghan Hewitt’s paranoid exploits, The Beckham Family continue to add fuel t0o the SM flames, mainly through the simple looking young son Romeo (with a name like that he had to be either a pooftah or a drama queen). Just like dad this 22 year old waste of space has had a new tattoo added to his body, which is believed to be a “snub” to his older brother, who, from what one reads his ugly mother (soon to be seen. stark bollock, in a famine relief advert for Gaza) was trying groom for an Oedipus Complex (Oedipus, shneedepus, what does it matter, as long as he loves his mother?). When Dave was kicking a football about and being the ignoramous he was (and is), she promoted him as “head of the house” and her little man.

There must be a comedy series there and after the bat shit crazy Ozzy Osbourne’s passing, the Beckhams could become the biggest thing since Steptoe & Son.

Why don’t they all shut the fuck up and continue their squabbles in private?

Daily Fail

Nominated by W C Boggs.

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I can’t speak for my fellow cunters but personally speaking a “once in a lifetime trip” certainly wouldn’t include a nice visit to that world renowned tourist hotspot Iran.

However I haven’t taken into account that these happy travellers may have wanted to visit some of the worst prisons in the Middle East, be beaten, starved and held in solitary confinement.

It takes all sorts I suppose.

Dear me.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

he is a cunt or not?

Personally I find this story amusing.
You can decide if he is a cunt or not..

This fellow was pretending he was growing tea in the Scottish Highlands.
He claimed to have invented a biodegradable polymer that made tea grow in half the time.. turns out it was a bin bag.

He was buying plants from Europe and claiming they were grown in Scotland.

He sold his tea to the Balmoral and Dorchester hotels claiming it was the late queen’s favourite.
Also to a buyer for fortnum and Masons.

He got three and a half years, alot more than a pàķi rapist gets nowadays.

So he tricked alot of gullible and more likely greedy people. I imagine those hotels were charging a fiver for a cup of tea..

copfs/news

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

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I’m not going to go into great detail but if fellow cunters have the stomach for the sordid details in the link then good luck to them.Im hoping I can take a vaccine that will delete the information from my mind once this nomination is over..

Anyhow the NHS,which means us,are providing vaccines to persons who’s lifestyles are giving them repeated STIs,which in turn is leading to the rise of antibiotic resistant infections and cost a fucking fortune.

The mind truly boggles at the lighthearted,carefree reporting on this depravity and mindless stupidity,which is par for the course when it comes to every type of minority and their inevitable semi suicīdal lifestyles..

But why are we paying to sustain it ?

Vaccine Oven.

Dear me.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt.

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Fuck me, no one likes death, it brings misery to those who it affects, and can lead to months of mourning, in some cases severe depression.

However, I can’t recall a death that has borne such an unfunny cunt as Harry Hill

This oversized collar wearing twat, ill fitting suit, top pocket rammed with pens, is less funny that catching your genital in the blades of a combine harvester.

I’ve tried, several times, to find something of comedic value in Hill, from his Showaddywaddy loafers, to his constant screwed up, tongue out the mouth lizard licking, and still find him a completely irritating cunt.
I realised that some deaths can indeed affect a much wider group of people than the immediate family, personally it still affects me now.

Luckily with today’s numerous options for viewing, I am quite able to avoid Hill, but fuck me, a few years ago avoiding the cunt was far more difficult

Nominated by DryItchyCunt.