Herbal/fruit teas deserve a cunting.

How did these abominations unto Nuggan even become popular and who out there is actually drinking them?

When I have tea, I want it to taste of tea. I do NOT, under ANY circumstances, want it to taste like a pale imitation of some herb or fruit that I can pick up from my local Co-op.

Nor do I want it to taste like some artificial lemon or peppermint flavour has been mixed with somebody’s bodily fluids.

Come to think of it, I think I would rather drink Eddie Izzard’s jizz than ever have to look at a Twinings berry infusion ever again.(Now there’s an image I can’t unsee! – Day Admin)

For all the people who actually buy this shit, either drink the proper stuff or don’t bother you cunts.

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

(Just when you think you’ve herd it all! (see what I did there?) – Day Admin) 

A cunting, if you please, admin. for degenerate prevert, Liam Brown.

You’ve got to be some really sick, fucked up cunt, to carry out these kind of depraved shenanigans.

It’s a pity he didn’t get trampled to death. He’s lucky I wasn’t the farmer. I’d have kicked him to fuck, the dirty warped bastard.

Still lives with his mum, ( Who’d have thunk it ? ) and has a ‘ very supportive girlfriend ‘. Hah ! I’d wager that he’s never had a girlfriend, or sex. Other than with dumb animals.

Not only is he a cunt, but so is his mother. Who should have disowned him, thrown his baggage into the street and told him to FUCK OFF.

The judge is also a cunt, for not putting him on the sex offenders register for life.

I wouldn’t trust this cunt near kids and if it had been down to me, I’d have had his balls nipped off with red hot pincers.

What a fucking pathetic excuse for a man.

Daily Mail

Nominated by: Jack The Cunter

(Merkel through the ages – Day Admin)

A blast from the past cunting for Angela Merkel.

This body popping and everyone’s favourite German chancellor “not mine but I won’t tell”
in 2015 she opened the borders to 1,2,3 million immigrants? Who knows.

And boy has that bitten Germany on the arse.
All the love for these wonderful people is slowly evaporating.

30 billion spent on housing and welfare payments in 2023
6 out of 10 welfare recipients are Muslim men between the ages of 16 to 25.

And how many daft refugees welcome women have been sexual assaulted by these poor unfortunates.

But to be fair who could of seen that coming.
Sorry anyone who’s eyes aren’t painted on.

But fuck them we have our problems with enricher’s.
So no time for lessons to be learned..

Still I hope the award you received keeps you warm at night you traitorous cunt.

Daily Mail

Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

This weekend (2nd and 3rd December), the Cumbria region had an unexpected heavy snowfall. Far heavier than the weather forecasts predicted, reaching 7 or 8″ in rural places of South Lakes, Windermere and Ambleside.

It caught a lot of people by surprise and as a consequence a lot of them ended up stuck on the roads with no where to go. And fair play to them and the local communities they coped very well and the emergency services did their best in appalling conditions to care for those in most need of medical attention.

That said, news bulletins were subsequently posted across all forms of media suggesting that “Don’t travel unless ABSOLUTELY necessary!” especially in the most affected areas of Cumbria.

Needless to say bunches of cunts ignored the advice and decided that they knew best, only to end up getting stuck for hours on end, especially in the main arterial roads, the A595 and A66.

When the emergency services arrived to help out, it was found that a lot of the drivers were ill-prepared with no food, no hot drinks, no blankets. Fuck all in fact. But then they complained that they were cold, hungry, out of fuel (batteries and petrol) blamed everyone for their predicament rather than themselves.

We also had a few incidents of stupid cunts trekking up Scafell Pike despite the appalling weather. Inevitably they ended up well and truly fucked. And yet when mountain rescue finally found them and came to their aid, all these ungrateful cunts could do with complain how slow the rescue workers were to find them!

Arrogant and entitled cunts like these should just freeze to death.

Bbc news

Nominated by Technocunt.

I couldn’t agree more with you sir, total utter selfish cunts. C.A.

There’s good news and bad news as far as the convicted killer of little Jamie Bulger is concerned.

First the good news. Venables has had his application for release from prison denied by the Parole Board. Three reasons were stated by the Board in reaching their decision; (a) a lack of honesty on the part of ‘Honest Jon’ when dealing with professionals (b) Venables’ possession of ‘sexual imagery’ and (c) continuing threat posed to the public (no fucking shit Sherlock).

So what’s the bad news? Well the cunt’s only certain to remain in his cage for another two years, after which time he’ll presumably be eligible to apply again. Until then, his board and lodging, and such remedial treatments as are deemed necessary, will continue to be met by the taxpayer aka you and me.

Things would be so much simpler if I had my way. Mr Venables would immediately be fitted with a pair of concrete wellies, flown over the North Sea in a helicopter, and flung out.

Such a simple, elegant, and cost effective solution to my mind.

Mirror News

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(Am surprised the cunt didn’t plead mental ‘elf ishoos or identify as a black, lesbian, trans goldfish. That would have got him off! – Day Admin)