Hands up all those Cunters who thought Woke was a form of derangement unique to the Anglophone world. Not so, and here’s the Spanish Government of Pedro Sánchez to prove otherwise.
In the interests of eliminating inequality between the sexes, amoeba-brained lefty Pedro has given female soldiers better terms and conditions than their male counterparts, thereby cementing inequality into law. Brilliant. Furthermore, anyone aged 16 or over can now change sex without medical or psychological assessment in Spain. All very right-on and progressive. Jacinda and Justin must be glowing with admiration.
But as always, up pops the Real World to mess with the Wacky World of Woke. Step forward Corporal Roberto Perdigones of the Spanish Army (be fair Cunters, at least he’s not an Austrian Corporal). Along with 40 male colleagues, the Corporal now claims he’s a bit of skirt and as a result has bagged himself a higher salary, a better pension and a single room with en suite. No mixing with the hoi polloi for Senorita Roberto. You will be unsurprised to know, however, that this remarkable change of a Y chromosome into an X involved no surgical intervention. The bearded Roberto has simply grown his hair longer, wears earrings and calls himself a lesbian.
To me this is reminiscent of the Empress Krankie’s brilliant gender self-ID law which led to false transitioning by serial rapists so they would be imprisoned with hundreds of women. What could possibly go wrong with that? It is truly amazing how an outcome blindingly predictable to anyone with a functioning brain cell and a vague acquaintance with human nature could be unforeseen by ‘progressive’ left-wing imbeciles. Or is it just a case of ideology trumps common sense?
Anyway, hats off to the Corporal for taking the piss and showing up his own Government for the joke it has become. You’ve got to admit it – he’s got balls.
Nominated by: Geordie Twatt
