When he was chosen to represent the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest, young Olly promised (perhaps that should be threatened) to do so ‘ in the gayest way possible’.

Having seen his performance, I have to say that he did his very best; prancing around with a group of half naked young men who spent their time grinding and rubbing up against each other, on a set aptly resembling a seedy public toilet. Add to the fact that it was a shit song to start with, and you’ve got a perfect recipe for failure.

Presenter Nana Akua dubbed the performance ‘lewd and embarrassing’, which pretty much sums it up as far as I’m concerned. The public seemed to agree, awarding this career-wrecking performance a total of… how many votes? Go on, have a guess…

YouTube Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Suck-Teeth is “the gesture of drawing air through the teeth and into the mouth to produce a loud sucking sound” which is used to express ” disgust, defiance, disapproval, disappointment, frustration and impatience”.

Its also a black thing. An ‘Africanism’, like a Nigerian lottery scam or selling your firstborn for some magic beans. Like other aspects of cultural enrichment it has grown in prominence in Europe and the U.S so much so that in France it is banned in public schools as a vulgar gesture.

That’s anti-blackness according to the uppity bint in the link. No, these are “essential ‘isms’ and they’re beautiful reminders of the expressive, creative , innovative people we’ve always been”. Really, it says all that? I thought it was just another manifestation of their chip on the shoulder attitude. You can imagine the Labour benches with Lammy, Butler and Flabbott in full flow as they show their disdain for the Tory Oxbridge gammons.

Maybe they have a gesture for gratitude but I somehow doubt it.

Anyway, in the name of integration, what is wrong with the Two Finger Salute? The French certainly got our message of disgust, defiance and disapproval of them during the Hundred Year War and beyond.

YouTube Link.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

“The Norwegian national was today handed a life sentence with a minimum term of 22 years at the Old Bailey having admitted multiple counts of conspiring to and causing grievous bodily harm (GBH) to five men. The offences included removing a man’s penis, clamping others’ testicles, and freezing a victim’s leg to the point of amputation.”(Sky news)

No not a Viking chapter of the Kray Brothers but an aficionado of an international group of sickos into what is known as “extreme body modification” or “genital nullification practitioners” so all very kosher (Jewish circumcision geddit). Web sites, chat rooms, contact forums and all. Not just the odd post card in a public phone box swimming in rancid piss. Serious and well connected connections if you get me drift. They use the terms “nullers” (those cut or wishing to be cut eg Thomas the Cunt Engine) and “cutters” (those offering the service eg Admin).
(That’ll be Day Admin then – NA)


By no means averse myself to having me calloused old arse paddled by a very naughty leather clad filly flashing a bit of whiffy minge – but enough of me grand daughter – she’ll be the death of me yet. Just wishing to establish that YT is by no means an old prude – old school public school education including introduction into buggery (for the under 5s), Catholic junior school advanced level flagellation (top marks) and Sexual Perversions for the Tory Candidate (pass mark only due to strength of competition).

I had a late mate who liked to keep a piece of wire wool tucked into his japs eye and piss through that. Apparently it reminded him of the sensation of his first clap so he could feel young again. It takes all sorts and I cast aside none except when the wanker forgot he had it in when going through an airport gate and set off the alarm. I let him handle that one all by himself. He was allowed onto the next plane after a full internal.

I tip Cunters the wink that despite the shock horror revelations, there is nothing new about such shenanigans. Part and parcel of life in Certain Circles and with the spread of the internet, available to all (for a monitization). Enough from me, I do not judge but judge for yourselves:

Sly News Link.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

BBC News Link.

Retired vicar Rev Sue Parfitt (82) and retired biology teacher Judith Bruce (85) are a pair of demented, coffin dodging old cunts.

This Hinge & Bracket tribute act took it upon themselves to save planet Earth by attacking and gluing themselves to Magna Carta’s protective glass case in the British Library. Why target Magna Carta? Is it because it fails to mention the Climate Catastrophe? Or is someone else is pulling these two muppets’ strings, as witnessed by their brainwashed, vacant stares to camera?

Here’s what gets my goat though. Having enjoyed a lifetime of warmth and comfort from plentiful, cheap energy and the many bi-products of the oil industry, these two loons would now deny the same benefits to future generations. The kindly old dears who just want to save mankind from its own stupidity act doesn’t fool me. They’re a couple of nasty, selfish, nihilistic old bitches who, if they got their way, would condemn their grandchildren to a grim Stone Age existence of poverty, cold and hunger.

Fuck off and suck a Werther’s Original you Fascist cunts.

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Further proof, not that it’s needed, that our once admired national broadcaster is turning itself into a laughable parody of a news outlet:

BBC News Link.

The Countess Montecito has decided she’s Nigerian and so deigned to bestow upon that great country her charm, grace and majesty (for 3 whole days) with her poodle ‘Ginge’. Hence the BBC report that Ginge played a ball game with some other doggies while his mistress looked on approvingly. Apparently this is what constitutes ‘News’ in Savile House.

One would have thought a few photo ops with some black faces could be arranged just as easily by spending half an hour in Brixton. Instead of the little girl giving flowers we could have Diane Abbott presenting the Countess with a bucket of chiggun.

Innit.

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt