Time was when local elections were about ‘bread and butter’ issues of import to residents and council tax payers; schools and housing, bin collections, litter, stuff like that.

Not so much these days, at least if the example of a certain Mothin ‘The Mouth’ Ali is anything to go by. After winning a seat on the council in Leeds, the Green Goblin went off on one, yelling ‘Alluah Akbar’ and gobbing off about his win being ‘a victory for Palestine, a victory for Gaza’ etc and so forth. I’m sure that will be reassuring for those of his constituents concerned about potholes and keeping the library open.

Islamification. Coming soon to a local authority caliphate near you.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Ron Knee.

Auriol Grey: to blame or not to blame?

BBC News Link.

I honestly don’t know what to make of this. On the one hand, the woman in question, being partially sighted, is naturally going to feel more intimidated by cyclists than the average Joe (or Jane in this instance). She also couldn’t have foreseen that her comment would’ve left to the cyclist’s death.

On the other hand, the cyclist was an old lady who, understandably, was going to feel intimidated by riding on the road, and she veered into the road when she did as a direct result of Ms Grey’s actions. Ms Grey also showed very little, if any, remorse throughout the trial or maybe it’s the fault of the authorities for failing to provide safe cycling spaces.

What do my fellow cunters think?

Nominated by : OpinionatedCunt

Another Brexit claim. This time a luvvie one, courtesy of the Guardian. (Of course)

”Rufus Wainwright blames UK’s ‘narrow outlook’ after Brexit for Opening Night’s flop”

Yes, this tremendously talented luvvie (never heard of the cunt) put the failure of whatever pile of wank he created , down to Brexit.
Yes, West End audiences ‘lack curiosity’ due to Brexit. And this is fucking London, the Remoaner’s heartland.

It takes a special talent to configure shite musicals with Brexit but by god this fucker has imagination.

MSN Link.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Harry Fucking Hewitt and his preposterous medals are a bit of a cunt, eh?

Seeing that illegitimate bloodnut prick wearing his unearned medals must surely rankle any man who has served his country in a military capacity.
The medals he wears with undeserved pride include:

Operational Service Medal for Afghanistan presented in 2008 (after his service in Helmand Province, presumably playing Xbox safely on the base with his bored bodyguards)
Queen’s Golden Jubilee Medal
Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Medal
Queen’s Platinum Jubilee Medal

So basically medals for turning up to his non-blood relation grandmother’s ceremonies. Duracell cuckold wanker. I wish cancer upon what remains of his ginger bollocks.

MSN Link.

Nominated by : Thomas the Cunt Engine

I’ve never heard a doctor shout

” Bring me a amethyst geode stat!!!”

And I know for a fact that Christies cancer Hospital isn’t using using quartz instead of radiotherapy.

But people (yanks) believe in the health benefits of gemstones and crystals.

The annual market being worth £4 trillion.

Buzz words to beware of are
“Well being” “synergy”
And “New age”.

Often people who believe this are white people with dreadlocks.
Sandal wearers,
And people who wear baggy cotton batic pants from India.

I don’t believe geological byproducts can heal serious health issues in the human body.
I’m a crank like that.

Although quartz is a good indicator of the presence of gold.

So if you find a vein of quartz and it’s crusted with gold ?!!
Pay for good medical care and stop fucking about.

American Spa Link.

Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt