Sounds like some sort of new mental health issue for Gen Z and BBC to fret about, but it’s been around for a while and you see it manifested in all sorts of people behaving like cunts. It’s a deep-seated insecurity about your social status which you sometimes project onto thers. It manifests in a number of ways;

‘Do you know who I am?’, or ‘do you know who my husband is?’ is the classic one.

Then there’s people from across the esocio-economic spectrum who give grief to the shop girl or lad at the drive-thru window. and loudly tell their kids ‘this is what happens when you don’t do well at school’, forgetting that half of the kids in supermarkets and fast food places are part time and likely to be studying when they aren’t working..

The women saying these things haven’t worked since they dropped the sprogs and lived off hubby’s income for years as a ‘full-time mum’ (full time apart from the coffee mornings and lunch with other gin enthusiasts), or the bloke saying it is usually in an unglamourous profession himself, perhaps he is a gopher in a builder’s yard or glorified delivery boy.

There’s the people who blow tens of thousands on three week trips to Lanzarote and a new Discovery to ferry the kids to school, then 3 months late go crying to the grandmother for a ‘loan’ because they’re reduced to living on – shock horror – sausages, mince and beans!

Then you have the cunts who have to be seen going to every local event, be it the Festival of Speed, Glorious Goodwood, or the Shoreham airshow (duck!) or any local music festival/ outdoor gig. They can’t just enjoy it, and make sure there are countless photos of them at events all over Fuckbook and ‘ the ‘gram’, usually looking like a cunt.

You also get the ‘eternal student’, who may not have worked at all for years and claimed loans and benefits, but they have a MA in International Relations three years earlier which they’re looking to supplement with either courses in unrelated fields and that makes them better than somebody earning >£60,000 in a trade: they didn’t go to university.

it doesn’t matter that these peopke are in their thirties and can’t afford to run a car ; therir mummy will run them to the train station.

Finally, It’s the aforementioned cunts in minor traffic altercations who think you should know who they are, or who their husband is.

For me, they open themselves up to further humiliation.

‘Some sort of cunt, i imagine’.

Wiki Link.

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime

A few Nostalgic glamour pics for Thomas to peruse C.A.
is it a cunt, or not?

Now I’m all for it..
You might not be..

OK I’m out with a long time friend for a drink.
The drinks are flowing, and conversation turns to early evening tv as a child..
And what pops up..

The water margin?
A show that involved Japanese people on horses riding up and down with flags..

But in the day of 3 tv channels it was marvellous..
I had know idea what was happening?

Though I did prefer monkey..

So release your nostalgia for all to share.

wiki

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

I recently clocked this story about a swiss businessman who is suing British Airways for 5 million after slipping on liquor and ending up with brain damage.

Fair enough you might say, but the more you delve into it, you end up with more holes than the aforementioned country’s cheese.

Andreas Wuchner was catching a flight when he decided to go for, in his words a proper coffee, so why the hell he went to Starbucks is beyond me. (Precisely. Carry on – NA)

So now he is the last to board and is holding 2 bags and 4 coffees..
Slips on some liquid and hits the floor..

First up he has already been awarded £130,000 by a London Court.

Next his brain damage, consists on headaches and concentration issues, don’t we all.

Then he said he was walking, but insists he flew 2 metres in the air backwards.
Now that’s impressive at walking speed..

He owns a office supply company but has had to fold the business, which makes no sense unless he runs it on his own..

In closing it looks to me he is taking no responsibility and looking for a big payday.

Personally I hope he ends up with nothing, just for buying Latte macchiato’s from Starbucks.

NDTV News Link.

Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt

A well deserved cunting for a man who puts even Kweer Charmer to shame for exploiting vulnerable people – especially “the poor”

BBC News Link.

This do-gooder, has, it seems, been posting a photo of a deceased old lady on multiple occasions (no doubt using different names) to promote his philanthropy.

One old dear was going to hang herself because she had no hot water – he dashed round there in his car to find the old dear had the noose up already – this is very much entering the “dad was a toolmaker” territory. Kweer would be proud of him.

It seems the man is a self-advertising, narcissistic liar – I suggest finding him a safe seat, Up North, because when he or his clients tire of him unclogging their lavatories, he will need another scam to go into.

On the other hand, I wonder if Wes Streeting has ever considered taking a course in plumbing?

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

And OpinionatedCunt had this to add:

James Anderson/Depher supporters are cunts. Yes, seriously, this (alleged) fraudster actually has supporters. Loads of them, as it turns out – all in their little Facebook c̶u̶l̶t̶ group. According to them, he’s ‘a good man who’s made mistakes.’ Personally I wouldn’t class using people’s personal photos without permission, buying a house and car with public donations, and making up/reusing stories (all alleged of course) as innocent mistakes but hey, I guess some people are more forgiving than I am.

Oh, and they’re blaming online trolls for all the stuff he’s (allegedly) done as well – apparently there’s a group of people working with the BBC to create and disseminate false information about James Anderson/Depher and upload it to their respective social media accounts after hacking into them. Or, something like that anyway. I know, it doesn’t make sense to me either.

(as an aside the group has unfortunately been privated since I was last on there. I’m still going to link it but I’m also going to link a couple of posts from the man himself too, which contain the same sort of comments)

FecesBook Link 1

FecesBook Link 2

Liverpool Echo Link. (How appropriate – NA)

In summary: businesses on the island raise drink prices to stop low class chavs and boorish ‘lads’ from getting wasted and causing trouble. Said chavs and ‘lads’ kick off and claim their right to a cheap holiday is being infringed. Some of them are even ‘Magaluf regulars’ – as if going to a place like that once wasn’t already sad enough.

At the risk of sounding like one of those insufferable travel bores, fuck off, stop moaning and go on a REAL holiday you fucking cunts – perhaps one that explores what Spain is ACTUALLY like beyond the cookie cutter resorts and party islands? If your sole criteria for a holiday is the ability to get drunk on the cheap, then you probably shouldn’t be allowed to go on holiday in the first place.

Nominated by : OpinionatedCunt