Martin Smith is a convicted violent criminal
and old man of ‘love racism hate music’,
not so smug now when he’s picking up dog
shit out of parks every Sunday morning, cunt.
Nominated by caz
Dave Hartnett, HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC)
Permanent Secretary responsible for tax sees no need to
apologise let alone resign over the shambles he presides over,
and is a weapons-grade utter cunt.
Guido ‘Shit Staines’ Fawkes is a flogging a dead horse
because he is a too fucking stupid and dumb Irish cunt
to see he has made himself look a total cunt, cunt.
Cyril “Fat Cunt” Smith probably died of shame after watching
Nick Clegg give William Hague a blow job.
Either that or he choked on a bacon sandwich
like Big Fat Mama Cass once did, the fat cunt.