Hairy Bikers

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Two hairy fat camp geordie food poisoners who can out-shite an indian takeaway.They bring a whole new meaning to newcastle brown.

Time to cunt the hairy bikers.

On the subject of shite which of the camp duo does the steering and who rides pillion? How did your pubic hair get into the mayo? After you with the goose grease dude.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Jeremy Hunt

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Jeremy Hunt (insert obvious genitalia reference here) has got away with being a lying, taking it up the arse from Murdoch, nose burowed in that fat ugly cunt, Jeremy Clarkson’s mate Camerons arse cheeks, backhander taking, fucking Alan B’Stard prototype Tory, pocket lining at the public’s expense general fucking turd clinging to the toilet bowl of life, caught red handed but refuses to fuck off and die, all round septic spam baked king utter cunt of cunts.

Someone fucking slot this jizz stain.

Politicians as a general rule of thumb are utter, utter cunts with Tories and Labour vying for pole position at the top of the food chain. Fuck!

Nominated by : Hurling Dervish