Well, the Democrats seem to have got themselves onto the horns of a proper dilemma with the attempted continuance of a Biden presidency.

Following his latest ‘car crash’ debate with The Donald, the mental decline of ‘Sleepy Joe’ must be clear to anyone with eyes to see and ears to hear. Yet he refuses to quit the race, prompting pointed questions as to just who is actually running the White House show. It certainly ain’t ol’ Joe.

But who might credibly step in as the Democrats’ candidate at this stage without the whole thing looking like a terrible case of mismanagement by the party? It’s an incredible embarrassment for them imo, and a volatile and dangerous situation for all of us. Who’s actually got their finger on the nuclear trigger, a man who seems to be away with the fairies, or some shadowy cabal in the background who are actually pulling the strings?

We live in interesting times.

the sun

Nominated by Ron Knee.

As an Oz born UK National I find the whole Julian Assange saga positively shameful. A case of the UK brown nosing the Yanks without a condom. In the Wake of Brexit the British Foreign Office is both determined and terrified to keep its “Special Relationship” zombie alive with any kind of voodoo. The classic Establishment move would have been to release Mr Assange ever so discreetly many years ago and to deny all knowledge once the Americans caught wind of it. An apocryphal conversation between Sir Rupert Chinless-Wonder FO (Kenneth Williams) and Hank Thrust CIA (Sid James). Other parts played by Bernard Bresslaw (Assange) and Joan Sims (Stella Assange):

“Ah you don’t say so Hank…..that’s rather unfortunate Old Boy, nothing absolutely to do with us you understand. Rather thought it was your people that had the chappie under tabs or so we were led to believe. Your hard cheese rather donchathink?..But dear dear Hankypoos, no need to take it like that old heart, you know us….anything we can do to render assistance….would be our pleasure to drop our pants and bend over.”

Clearly when steered by America the FO can still act with swift duplicitous secrecy – classic British diplomatic skills never die, they only smell that way. As evidenced by the hush hush surrounding the Assange release today or whenever it took place. Doubtless we would still be in the dark if Assange’s own people had not released their own footage of the farrago. So far as UK news management goes this is the perfect moment to pull the stunt and have it largely buried in the endless election news cycle.
At any other time it would be major news but now you hardly notice Mr Albanese (Australian PM) throwing the blame (in my view totally justifiably) on the UK Gov. This for the extraordinary incarceration of Assange (an Australian national) for alleged crimes (not committed in the UK) in the high security nick of Belmarsh.

Mind you considering the totally flakey and allegedly whiffey (due to a lack of personal hygiene) cunt has managed to hook and land a very personable new wife name of Stella of Swedish extraction (nudge nudge) and produce two children in a tiny room in the Ecuadorian Embassy (nudge nudge nudge), Julian has not done too badly. Stella is a mouthey Hooman Rights Lawyer and his second wife so we shall see how long that Carry On lasts.

yahoo news

Nominated by Sir Limpy stroke.

He was the least talented member of Queen who, it must be said, was a decent backing band for Freddie. Brian May was a snivelling, whinging walking vagina even before he aged, lost his sperm count, and resembled Zelda from the Terrahawks.

He’s gone on one of his rants, spray-farting his dinosaur grey grundies attacking the government (yeahh, tell it like it is), Covid (yeah dude, stick it to de maaan), and inevitablly Brexit (you is da Shizz, rebel). What a fucking loser.

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May, who lives in Kensington in a multi-million-pound staccato mansion, championed Labour, presumably not realising they will wolf his fortune like a Fat Bottom Girl near cake.

His whiney, virtue-signalling rant read like a spoilt, spotty teenager’s bingo card : “dis cowupt government,
one of the world’s worst responses to Covid 19, poverty for many, filthy water, bwoken pwomises, de people who bwought us the disaster of Bwexit, and (zzzz) global warming.”

This decrrpit greedy, old hippy then bizarrly screeched about badgers.
Badgers. Is this what erectile disfunction does to you?

Brian “Theresa” May must have another hits album to flog. Keep buying the rants so you’ll keep buying the music so that this dreary multi-millionaire Remoaner crustmudgeon cunt can fit a new kitchen in his central London gaff whilst shitting arse biscuits into his granny pants.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

Mary Hinge stuck the knife in with this:

Brian May filming himself voting

The silly sanctimonious old cunt was quite unable to just trot along and fill in his bit of paper without demanding attention, so decided to film himself whilst in the polling station, having treated his followers to what he clearly regarded as an inspirational speech about the dawn of a new era , freedom and some other load of old shit, like a pound shop, pube headed, poor mans Churchill.

This activity did not go unnoticed and he now faces a £5000 fine or prison ( I think we all know which it will be and I hardly think he will lose any sleep over losing £5000).
I don’t think it’s very likely a man of his age would not know the rules, and no doubt there were signs up about it outside the place, but Brian is above all that clearly, as he was voting for the good of Mankind.

Mirror.

This is the worst example of journalism in the UK. It has a circulation of about 8000. It strongly supports Scottish Nationalism and Independence. You cannot comment on their articles unless you are an approved supporter. It’s shite. Who is paying for their website and printed publications?

Many people voted SNP because they were the least worst of all the political parties, not because they want independence. What do the SNP have to do for people not to vote for them?
1. Embezzle money from independence supporters? Natalie McGarry. £32991.
2. Embezzle money from independence supporters? Peter Murrell et al. £660k.
They Embezzled money from gullible fools because they know there is no chance of independence.
3. Promise something they have no control over? John Swinney: A vote for the SNP will ensure a second independence referendum in the next parliament.
4. Continue to pump money into a useless shipyard making 2 ferries 8 years late?

It seems some people would vote for the SNP if they were all caught in a brothel discussing declining moral standards. Cunts!

The national

Nominated by Anton Pillar.

are cunts.

The link below refers to an example of what happens when a fuse blows in a plug somewhere: The entire fucking system shuts down.

In this case, the bunch of cunts running the airport has but one job to do.
It has only ever had one job to do.
Just one: …
To process thousands of fuckwits through their system.
Yet, if the `technology` breaks, they have no backup.
No redundancy.
No contingency.

And the standard response ? …
“We`re sorry”.
?

I`m really looking forward to the future [A.I.] world of the whinging gen-zee jellybrains (even though I won`t be here) to witness the meltdown of their fragile society.

Now that would be something to behold.

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Nominated by Sam Beau.