Just when you thought this four yearly wankfest and the BBC’s all expenses paid jolly for its staff couldn’t get any worse, they come up with this.

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Yes indeed. That we’ll known sporting hero and Olympian, Fred Sirieix has been invited to enjoy BBC hospitality at our expense at this year’s event. How does a reality tv nonentity qualify to be a member of the commentary team at this global event, I hear you ask? We’ll, his daughter is part of the GB diving team, and erm….that’s about it. At least it gets the numbers up and gives the Paris hospitality sector a massive boost.

This from the beebs director of sport….
“ People can tune in to live coverage morning, noon and night, following all the biggest sporting moments as they happen.”

Whoopedey doo! I can’t fucking wait!

Nominated by : Field Marshal Cuntgomery

A deux added by Chuff Chugger:

i second this nom. on the basis the bbc have realised the olympics are based in france so have thought to themselves we need someone french…as you do (not) and this Fred non entity came up in some sort of pissed up discussion. in my opinion they should have used the policeman from allo allo…..far more convincing

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve met heaps of Ukrainians in the UK who have come from the Donbass and have lost their homes thanks to bombs. Most are superb.

Tonight, tho – me and the wife get a BBQ going. Across the road, they get loud, lairy, decide to have a fight. I go outside and shout “shut the fuck up!” in Russian at 23:00 because, erm, work tomorrow …

… Now they decided I’m the problem for using a “triggering language.”

Nominated by : Cuntis_Cuntis

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s climate correspondent Ron Knee reporting to you from the roof of IsAC House, where the temperature is a scorching 20 degrees. I’m joined by IsAC’s weather girl Janice Tittyss, who has a special message to pass on to you all. Welcome Janice, and may I say that you’ve got a splendid warm front on display today”.

*Giggle, slaps arm* “Oh you are a cheeky boy! Yes, I have a special message and some tips to pass on. It could be particularly hot over the next few days as a couple of high pressure points appear, so everyone should take particular care. Keep your house cool by closing your curtains. When you go outside, cover up, wear a high factor sun screen and look for shade. Drink plenty of water throughout the day”.

“Mmm… well intended advice I’m sure my dear, but a bit nannying, don’t you think?. I mean, anyone with a grain of sense knows to do these things anyway. Anybody with no sense won’t pay attention no matter how often they’re told. A bit of a pointless waste of time in effect”.

“I know Ron, but it’s all part of the job. Keeps me in those tight tops and miniskirts you admire so much *snigger* “.

“True my dear, very true. I’m sure that our followers will take your points to heart. And speaking on that subject, I suggest that we retire to the basement, where I can examine those high pressure points of yours at my leisure…”.

“Oh you are a one *giggle* “. Mumsy made me promise always to be good. Am I?”.

“Certainly my dear *lecherous sneer* you’re always very good indeed. Erm, this is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you very quickly to the studio”.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

A reminder that people who leave kids and dogs in cars on hot days are cunts.

I’ve never read a report so tragic.
How the fuck do you “forget” your kiddie in the car seat?

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Also, “nipping into the shop” can have similar results, when it’s hot. Would you pop your dog/baby/toddler into a hot oven for a “nip into the loo”?

Of course not.

Death penalty, obviously.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest, brief follow up from Barry zuckercunt below.

Been in their care for two months, probably got bored of her.
If you read the story, house like a zoo, always doing something else..

Lock them in a furnace for a couple of hours..

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Ultra woke luvvie David Tennant wants to snuff out any and all opposition to the LGBTQ bollocks bandwagon.

David, who professes to be on the side of “human decency” saying “everyone has the right to be who they want to be” does not extend that right to Kemi Badenoch, erstwhile Equalities Minister, who has advocated banning trans women (biological men) from entering women’s toilets, safe spaces, sports, etc, seeking to protect female rights and safety.

David explained: “Until we wake up and Kemi Badenoch doesn’t exist anymore – I don’t wish ill of her (???), I just wish her to shut up.”

Pure fascism.

Badenoch’s response: “I will not shut up. I will not be silenced by men who prioritise applause from Stonewall over the safety of women and girls. A rich, lefty, white male celebrity so blinded by ideology he can’t see the optics of attacking the only black woman in government by calling publicly for my existence to end.”

Suggest you stick to what you do best, Dave: voiceovers promoting the nefarious interests of foreign banks like Chase.

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Nominated by Shit-cake Baker.

More on this outstanding piece of cuntishness by Norman and Lord of the Rings below.

David Tennant is due a Mount Rushnore sized cunting.
Someone has already just nominated him, but this luvvie woke fanatic is now one of the most hated and most arrogant cunts in Britain.

Even our unloved Prime Minister has personally labeled Tennant as a ‘problem’,
This sanctimonious luvvie fuck is now demanding that certain people cease to exist . So, Tennant is basically saying that he should choose if someone lives or dies.There is no difference, and that mentality is straight out of Hitler’s Germany.

Like those other celebrity cunts, Gary Lineker, Steve Coogan, Olivia Colman and Daniel Radcliffe, Tennant is yet another sell appointed unelected gobshite knobhead, who would blame his own daughter if she got attacked by one of his beloved trans freaks. They are all he cares about. It’s absolute fascism disguised as liberalism. Totally sickening cunt.

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and Dawn Butler is a hypocrytical vile cow for agreeing with him.
Tennant is an over paid, over entitled, lefty woke twat.
If anyone on the right had suggested that the world would be a better place if Diane Flabbot or Dawn Butler didn’t exist, the Lefties would lose their minds.
What a fucking useless waste of space it/she/they/them are …. Wanker !
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