AI Generated Super Panavision 1950s Trailers


A cunting for those odd-looking ‘AI generated’ Super panavision 1950s trailers on Youtube.

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Not only do they look more like the films of the sixties, but they are composited of wildly anachronistic images that don’t fit with each other. Chesley Bonestell matte paintings with Toho studios rubber suited versions of Alien.
The other example was for the fifties version of Top Gun. The planes are WW2 era fighters but taking off from 60s era nuclear carriers..
Sloppy work.

There’s also use of visual effects that look like modern CGi rather than the rotoscoping you’d see in fifties Sci fi productions or modelwork/puppetry, and the lack of dynamism makes them look more like those old holograms of film scenes, flickering between two poses than multiple frames of footage.

Then there’s the sub par music and narration. Just doesn’t ring true for a film that wouldve been shot in Super Panavision (such as the Sound of Music or Ben Hur).

There are a couple of videos on how these abominations are created and it’s all algorithms and using pre-existing imagery tweaked in photoshop. There’s surprisingly little thought given to making them look as if they would if real fifties films.

Barry Norman would’ve thought they were complete wank.

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime

The DWP..(2)

This piss poor excuse of a public department, let a gang of Bulgarians fleece the taxpayers for at least £54 million…

Soft touch Britain strikes again.

But get this, the incompetent cunts were only alerted to this fraud by a Bulgarian Inspector Vassil Panayotov, who noticed the town was flush with money.

He notified the British authorities, who I imagine started covering their incompetence..

Once again lessons will not be learned.
Every DWP worker involved should be sacked and pursued through the courts for the shortfall.
I know its never gonna happen..

Plus can we promote Inspector Vassil Panayotov to run the MET police, as that sock puppet Rowley is out of his depth…

Daily Fail

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

The Met Office [8]


The loons at The Met Office claim Spring 2024 was the hottest on record with a mean temp of 9.37c.

9.37c is cold. This spring was wet and cold, are they fecking mad?What kind of number wang is this?!

And drum roll…they blame climate change.

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : Cuntologist

Georgie Palmer

Yeah me neither..
Well she is a little nuts…

This ex BBC weather presenter ” there’s a surprise” was asked to leave a flight with her family. After boarding the flight she announces to the crew that her daughter has a nut allergy and can they put a announcement out..

Crew explain that’s not possible, she then decides to approach other passengers to explain the situation..

Captain is informed and they are asked to leave..

Now this is were the stories differ..
She says the Captain was screaming from the cockpit.

But it seems husband started banging on the cockpit door..

At the end of the day the airline is responsible for anything that happens to the passengers, so we’re in their rights to ask them to leave..

Obviously being a big celeb patsy palmer doesn’t feel it’s necessary to inform the airline about the situation..

When you get to Turkey, might I suggest you try a big slice of Baklava, you rude entitled cunt…

Daily Fail

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

Hamtramck City, Michigan, USA.

“America’s first Muslim-dominated City.”

Pro-Hamas parades, animal sacrifice, women and girls expected to wear burqas, Arabic signage, music effectively prohibited, calls to prayer blasting over loudspeakers from every quarter… LGBT flags banned (causing the local libtards to explode with outrage, so not all bad. Though Republicans have apparently supported the Muslim council in their supposedly “anti-woke” crusade, doh…

Once a mighty American industrial centre, now virtually unrecognisable.

Naturally the local Demoncunts set the ball rolling, passing laws in the early noughties allowing for the “public call to prayer” to accommodate local Islamists.

Oh the irony! Pure schadenfreude!

Coming soon to a town near you.

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Nominated by Shit-cake Baker.