Everything is the fault of the government. To some of the more insane audience members of Wireless 4’s “Any Questions” (just listen to their reaction to an obsessed EU supporting SNP MP on Any Questions tx 7 &8th June), it is all due to Brexit. But is it the fault of even hapless Rishi or Brexit that parents are too fucking lazy to teach their children to use the lavatory?. Well, here is a BBC take on it:
One silly cow of a mother gushes that her child was “not interested” in using his chamber pot till he got to school then – would you believe it? – the school “helped” him, so that saved the lazy bleeder of a mother the bother of teaching him – she has more than enough to do staggering down the newsagent every morning to buy her scratch cards and crisps, then sinking into the sofa watching daytime TV.
You have children of six shitting themselves at school, because, well because modern parents are so ignorant, lazy and stupid (as dirty) yet, just ten years after the shitting six year old has progressed to washing behind his ears, Kweer thinks they will be ready to vote.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs.