Now here is a lady? (or it could be a man in drag), who really is a self-important, up- her-own-arse woman. This Karen has lived abroad for over 40 years but has decided to vote in the general election (no doubt for the Starmer/Blair party, otherwise the BBC wouldn’t be interested), because, despite her long, unlamented absence she regards herself as “an ambassador for Britain”:

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This self important old cunt is 76 and lived in Manchester, but not having lived here for 40 years, and no doubt influenced by the tittle tattle she has read, thinks her one vote is important. The BBC regard it as important enough to devote a page to her. What a bunch of cunts.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

For fuck’s sake.

I explained my angle for inputting ‘offensive’ search terms in Google (late)in the thread about same. Self amusement a bit, and the irreverant hope lines such as the original “Did Ed suck Daroolios blue cock?” (re: an ambiguity in a stupid The Orville episode)… might carry over to strangers autofills.

An early example I shared was ‘First tranny on the moon estimate’. Re-entered same just now, for pig iron … and in a few short years it has gone from ‘Your search did not match any documents” previously, to …

Well, this.

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The whole article is very cis-aggravating. The bones of it is this (quote)

“…the end goal is to “train and fly an exceptional LGBTQ student to space to conduct relevant research” that will highlight LGBTQ contributions in science and space”.

If LBTQGwhatever-it-is want to go to space (or be ‘represented’), .. why don’t LBTQGwhatever get together and build themselves an exclusively LBTQG-rocket. Their assumed homo-superior attitude in all other avenues of existence is pretty evident, so why would cunts like the one in the article be satisfied to ride on the cis-mans rocket? (puns there if you want).

And then, as seems to be their way, make any such (piggybacking)mission ALL about their, their, their …. habits. Flight engineers and mission specialists and engineers and planners and all others’ ACTUAL feats bedamned.

Lastly, .. why it’s not a good idea. A flight captain in a precarious job to begin with, might find himself with limited time to make a critical decision in an emergency situation. The last thing he needs in that scenario is the payload expert, say, coming over behind him and running his hand through his hair …

Nominated by Cuntemall.

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s football correspondent Ron Knee reporting from the Euros after England’s 2-1 win over Slovakia. I’m now joined by manager Gareth Southgate to discuss the team’s progress so far. I think it’s fair to say that after lurching through the group stages like Joe Biden on Mogadon, it’s been squeaky bum time again here today against a side some forty places below England in the FIFA rankings. In short, we’ve been pretty dismal so far. Gareth, your reaction”

“Well I must say that you’re being completely unfair to both the team and myself. There aren’t any easy games in world football anymore. Our opponents have all been brilliant so far, and we’ve had to be that little bit more brilliant. Slovakia is always a hard place to get a result. I’m proud of my players”

“Erm, we’re in Germany… and well come on; ‘brilliant’ did you say?”

“Yes, it’s always hard here as well, but I say again, we were brilliant today. Look, we executed our game plan to perfection once more. Stifle and nullify to opposition. Lull them into a false sense of security, then strike twice like a viper. Game over”

“Well I’ll grant you, we’re still in the tournament, but honestly, we’re lucky to have survived so far, and you’ve elevated scuffling into an art form. I feel for the fans, who’ve forked out a fortune to come and watch these dire, boring performances. What have you got to say to them?”

“Our fans have been brilliant, and I’m proud of them. Okay, they’ve been cursing and swearing and throwing beer at me, but that’s all in the heat of the moment. On reflection, I’m sure they’ll agree that everything’s been brilliant so far”

“So what are your plans for the next game? Any player changes or tactical adjustments lined up?”

“Oh I can’t think that far ahead. At the moment, I’ve got a lap of honour of the dressing room to organise, then I’ve got some career options to consider. Word is that Yanited might be looking for a new manager and I’d be the perfect fit. Brilliant, you might say. Got to go. Ciao”

“Er well thanks for that Gareth. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

A topical second helping from Igor:

Pundits at the Euros
For goodness sakes, can they not find someone that speaks some form of English ?

Some Scottish cunt and a couple of bimbos talking broken biscuits. That’s what we get at the Euros. I didn’t catch a word of their ramblings. Christ on a bike, am I alone in my disbelief?

I give up !

Peter picked a peck of pickled pundit

Washing machine scent boosters.

Just why?

You have your laundry liquid/tablets.
There are already the ” freshest”, so why do you need scent boosters?

If you’ve got an effective bog cleaner, why do you need some shite in a plastic cage hung in the toilet rim?

I’m reminded why I rarely watch TV, everytime I switch the idiot lantern on.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

As Kweer prepares to welcome schoolboys (and girls of course) to the voting register, so their every need and whim will be catered for by this quintet of cunts (one “transgender”, of course):

To be an effective anything – even an effective cunt – you need to have lived a bit, not just straight our of school or “uni”, yet these ineffectual arseholes seem to think they know life because of some trifling event in their lives in the past (just like Thornberry became an MP because mummy had to stop shopping at Waitrose when nasty daddy left the family home, and use those beastly “cheap” supermarkets) – our Em sure knows poverty!

As is proven every day, politicians in their 50s and 60s don’t understand the real world, let alone these young up-their-own-arses kids, most of whom have never had real jobs.

No doubt climate change, social justice, tranny rights (and lefts) and the housing crisis will be top of their to-do lists. On that latter topic, has it never occured to these whippersnappers, and their older counterparts, that the shortage of homes is down to the overpopulation of the country, frequently by illegal immigrants, each with half a dozen children?. No – of course it hasn’t.

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Nominated by W C Boogs.