“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s climate correspondent Ron Knee reporting to you from the roof of IsAC House, where the temperature is a scorching 20 degrees. I’m joined by IsAC’s weather girl Janice Tittyss, who has a special message to pass on to you all. Welcome Janice, and may I say that you’ve got a splendid warm front on display today”.

*Giggle, slaps arm* “Oh you are a cheeky boy! Yes, I have a special message and some tips to pass on. It could be particularly hot over the next few days as a couple of high pressure points appear, so everyone should take particular care. Keep your house cool by closing your curtains. When you go outside, cover up, wear a high factor sun screen and look for shade. Drink plenty of water throughout the day”.

“Mmm… well intended advice I’m sure my dear, but a bit nannying, don’t you think?. I mean, anyone with a grain of sense knows to do these things anyway. Anybody with no sense won’t pay attention no matter how often they’re told. A bit of a pointless waste of time in effect”.

“I know Ron, but it’s all part of the job. Keeps me in those tight tops and miniskirts you admire so much *snigger* “.

“True my dear, very true. I’m sure that our followers will take your points to heart. And speaking on that subject, I suggest that we retire to the basement, where I can examine those high pressure points of yours at my leisure…”.

“Oh you are a one *giggle* “. Mumsy made me promise always to be good. Am I?”.

“Certainly my dear *lecherous sneer* you’re always very good indeed. Erm, this is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you very quickly to the studio”.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

A reminder that people who leave kids and dogs in cars on hot days are cunts.

I’ve never read a report so tragic.
How the fuck do you “forget” your kiddie in the car seat?

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Also, “nipping into the shop” can have similar results, when it’s hot. Would you pop your dog/baby/toddler into a hot oven for a “nip into the loo”?

Of course not.

Death penalty, obviously.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest, brief follow up from Barry zuckercunt below.

Been in their care for two months, probably got bored of her.
If you read the story, house like a zoo, always doing something else..

Lock them in a furnace for a couple of hours..

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Ultra woke luvvie David Tennant wants to snuff out any and all opposition to the LGBTQ bollocks bandwagon.

David, who professes to be on the side of “human decency” saying “everyone has the right to be who they want to be” does not extend that right to Kemi Badenoch, erstwhile Equalities Minister, who has advocated banning trans women (biological men) from entering women’s toilets, safe spaces, sports, etc, seeking to protect female rights and safety.

David explained: “Until we wake up and Kemi Badenoch doesn’t exist anymore – I don’t wish ill of her (???), I just wish her to shut up.”

Pure fascism.

Badenoch’s response: “I will not shut up. I will not be silenced by men who prioritise applause from Stonewall over the safety of women and girls. A rich, lefty, white male celebrity so blinded by ideology he can’t see the optics of attacking the only black woman in government by calling publicly for my existence to end.”

Suggest you stick to what you do best, Dave: voiceovers promoting the nefarious interests of foreign banks like Chase.

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Nominated by Shit-cake Baker.

More on this outstanding piece of cuntishness by Norman and Lord of the Rings below.

David Tennant is due a Mount Rushnore sized cunting.
Someone has already just nominated him, but this luvvie woke fanatic is now one of the most hated and most arrogant cunts in Britain.

Even our unloved Prime Minister has personally labeled Tennant as a ‘problem’,
This sanctimonious luvvie fuck is now demanding that certain people cease to exist . So, Tennant is basically saying that he should choose if someone lives or dies.There is no difference, and that mentality is straight out of Hitler’s Germany.

Like those other celebrity cunts, Gary Lineker, Steve Coogan, Olivia Colman and Daniel Radcliffe, Tennant is yet another sell appointed unelected gobshite knobhead, who would blame his own daughter if she got attacked by one of his beloved trans freaks. They are all he cares about. It’s absolute fascism disguised as liberalism. Totally sickening cunt.

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and Dawn Butler is a hypocrytical vile cow for agreeing with him.
Tennant is an over paid, over entitled, lefty woke twat.
If anyone on the right had suggested that the world would be a better place if Diane Flabbot or Dawn Butler didn’t exist, the Lefties would lose their minds.
What a fucking useless waste of space it/she/they/them are …. Wanker !
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Well, the Democrats seem to have got themselves onto the horns of a proper dilemma with the attempted continuance of a Biden presidency.

Following his latest ‘car crash’ debate with The Donald, the mental decline of ‘Sleepy Joe’ must be clear to anyone with eyes to see and ears to hear. Yet he refuses to quit the race, prompting pointed questions as to just who is actually running the White House show. It certainly ain’t ol’ Joe.

But who might credibly step in as the Democrats’ candidate at this stage without the whole thing looking like a terrible case of mismanagement by the party? It’s an incredible embarrassment for them imo, and a volatile and dangerous situation for all of us. Who’s actually got their finger on the nuclear trigger, a man who seems to be away with the fairies, or some shadowy cabal in the background who are actually pulling the strings?

We live in interesting times.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

As an Oz born UK National I find the whole Julian Assange saga positively shameful. A case of the UK brown nosing the Yanks without a condom. In the Wake of Brexit the British Foreign Office is both determined and terrified to keep its “Special Relationship” zombie alive with any kind of voodoo. The classic Establishment move would have been to release Mr Assange ever so discreetly many years ago and to deny all knowledge once the Americans caught wind of it. An apocryphal conversation between Sir Rupert Chinless-Wonder FO (Kenneth Williams) and Hank Thrust CIA (Sid James). Other parts played by Bernard Bresslaw (Assange) and Joan Sims (Stella Assange):

“Ah you don’t say so Hank…..that’s rather unfortunate Old Boy, nothing absolutely to do with us you understand. Rather thought it was your people that had the chappie under tabs or so we were led to believe. Your hard cheese rather donchathink?..But dear dear Hankypoos, no need to take it like that old heart, you know us….anything we can do to render assistance….would be our pleasure to drop our pants and bend over.”

Clearly when steered by America the FO can still act with swift duplicitous secrecy – classic British diplomatic skills never die, they only smell that way. As evidenced by the hush hush surrounding the Assange release today or whenever it took place. Doubtless we would still be in the dark if Assange’s own people had not released their own footage of the farrago. So far as UK news management goes this is the perfect moment to pull the stunt and have it largely buried in the endless election news cycle.
At any other time it would be major news but now you hardly notice Mr Albanese (Australian PM) throwing the blame (in my view totally justifiably) on the UK Gov. This for the extraordinary incarceration of Assange (an Australian national) for alleged crimes (not committed in the UK) in the high security nick of Belmarsh.

Mind you considering the totally flakey and allegedly whiffey (due to a lack of personal hygiene) cunt has managed to hook and land a very personable new wife name of Stella of Swedish extraction (nudge nudge) and produce two children in a tiny room in the Ecuadorian Embassy (nudge nudge nudge), Julian has not done too badly. Stella is a mouthey Hooman Rights Lawyer and his second wife so we shall see how long that Carry On lasts.

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Nominated by Sir Limpy stroke.