Put your hands together (clutching your valuables) for today’s BBC hero, “Ross” described as a “prolific shoplifter”. After 15 convictions and stealing goods worth hundreds of pounds every day, he still hasn’t been to prison (perhaps because he didn’t shout at a police dog?).

What makes it worse is that he “stole to order” – I wonder if this will become a new way of life, when the cost of Net Zero catches up with us?. I will have to get a poachers pocket put into my blazer to get my Gillette Fusion blades (and they are expensive enough already). Perhaps the government will give him a small business start up (clearly daily shopping lists take a great deal of time) – or perhaps Rachel Reeves will just “accidentaly” drop a tin of John West salmon down the leg of her drawers. Kweer won’t have to worry because his sugar daddy buys all bis clothes for him, but Ross might be able to help out with cans of beer.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

Lee Carsley is a cunt.

This football nonentity has – somehow – got his clutches on the England managers job. The Fuckwits Asscocation claim it is ‘interim’. But would anyone be surprised if the cunts appointed this zero full time?

But why is he a cunt?
Here’s why….

England go to Dublin today to play the Irish Republic.
But, this Carsley knob has said that he will refuse to sing the English national anthem. A good start to his first game in charge, eh?

‘But… But he played for Ireland 40 times…’

Only because the cunt was never good enough to play for England Carsley is about as Irish as Kate Middleton’s tits. I have no doubt he ‘qualified’ for Irish international duty due to his granny growing potatoes, or his mum owning an Irish Wolfhound. The fucker was born in Birmingham. Real Finians’ Rainbow stuff that, isn’t it? And, to show such a blatant lack of respect to the job and the country is nothing short of a disgrace, and it is not a good sign for the future.

This cunt should never have got near the England job.

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Nominated by : Norman

Following hot on the heels of its cunty junior doctors strike, the BMA in its degenerate wisdom has now decided to block the implementation of the Cass Review (which recommends halting the prescription of sex hormones to children) and persist in turning kids into trannies via the use of puberty blockers, etc.

This is nothing less than child sexual abuse.
Why these people have not been prosecuted is something else.

But there’s hope… over 1,400 doctors, including 900 BMA members have signed an open letter calling for the Commie, ultra-woke, BMA big-wigs to accept the review’s findings.

Other high profile figures, such as professors and current presidents of medical royal colleges have also signed the letter, claiming the BMA is “going against the principles of evidence-based medicine and against ethical practice”.

Too fucking right!

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Nominated by Mingejuice Bottler.

Here we have the insanity of the new government laid bare.

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The cunt being released supplied a weapon used in the manslaughter of a 14 year old, he was convicted of manslaughter but was sentenced to 2 years and 8 months? Big deterrent that to begin with.

But the cunt is being released early due to the government needing space in prison to lock up people who protest immigration or write bad things in social media.

It will be interesting to see when his mate who was swinging the machete around gets out, won’t be long I wager.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.

are a cunt.

Please allow me to introduce to you the idea of the “walking sleeping bag”

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Call me old fashioned but if I am asleep I tend to be laid down for crying out loud. and still; well sort of. Who on earth would want one of these abominations? Even if I was one of the 6% poor fuckers that do actually sleep walk I wouldn’t want to try it inside one of these contraptions for fear of breaking a fucking leg.

I get sleeping bags I have been camping and stayed in a caravan etc when younger, but why can’t you get dressed once you are up and awake.

Reminds me of the lazy chavy cunts that go to the supermarket still in their PJs or fucking Onesies on a Sunday morning. Get dressed I inwardly exclaim to myself.

The Walking sleeping bag = one useless invention indeed. Can cunters name other such creations.

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.