The National Newspaper

This is the worst example of journalism in the UK. It has a circulation of about 8000. It strongly supports Scottish Nationalism and Independence. You cannot comment on their articles unless you are an approved supporter. It’s shite. Who is paying for their website and printed publications?

Many people voted SNP because they were the least worst of all the political parties, not because they want independence. What do the SNP have to do for people not to vote for them?
1. Embezzle money from independence supporters? Natalie McGarry. £32991.
2. Embezzle money from independence supporters? Peter Murrell et al. £660k.
They Embezzled money from gullible fools because they know there is no chance of independence.
3. Promise something they have no control over? John Swinney: A vote for the SNP will ensure a second independence referendum in the next parliament.
4. Continue to pump money into a useless shipyard making 2 ferries 8 years late?

It seems some people would vote for the SNP if they were all caught in a brothel discussing declining moral standards. Cunts!

The national

Nominated by Anton Pillar.

DEPENDENCY ON TECHNOLOGY But, more importantly, THE FUCKING EXCUSE GIVEN

are cunts.

The link below refers to an example of what happens when a fuse blows in a plug somewhere: The entire fucking system shuts down.

In this case, the bunch of cunts running the airport has but one job to do.
It has only ever had one job to do.
Just one: …
To process thousands of fuckwits through their system.
Yet, if the `technology` breaks, they have no backup.
No redundancy.
No contingency.

And the standard response ? …
“We`re sorry”.
?

I`m really looking forward to the future [A.I.] world of the whinging gen-zee jellybrains (even though I won`t be here) to witness the meltdown of their fragile society.

Now that would be something to behold.

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Nominated by Sam Beau.

Racist and Imperialist Milk

Milk is racist and imperialist apparently. Well, stands to reason; it’s white innit?

Would you Adam and Eve it, some so-called academics at the History of Science Museum in Oxford are to investigate the ‘political nature’ of milk, and its links to colonialism.

Now if these supercilious wankers want to waste their time on such a ludicrous pursuit that’s their business. However it becomes our business when we learn that their ‘work’ is being funded through the Arts and Humanities Research Council, which means Joe and Jane Taxpayer.

Still, I suppose that we can all gain some solace from the fact that this vital research can only result in a significant improvement in the quality of people’s lives everywhere. Not.

I’m actually working on a thesis that snow (being white) is naturally racist. It’s a bit of a struggle at the moment, but I think that my case could be strengthened with government backing to enable investigative trips to Switzerland, Norway and the western USA. A hundred grand from the Council would probably cover it…

Daily Fail

Nominated by Ron Knee a brief supporting act by W C Boggs below.

DR JOHANNA ZETTERSTROM-SHARP

I had to look twice to see it wasn’t April 1st, for today’s stories of lunatics (and I don’t mean Dame Kweer and his gender bollocks). No, this tart has got one over on even him – this is a “study” paid for by us, of course, by some loony tart called Dr Johanna Zetterstrom-Sharp, who wishes to find out if milk is “racist”:

Words fail me, so this will have to do:

VALERIE STACEY

Now here is a lady? (or it could be a man in drag), who really is a self-important, up- her-own-arse woman. This Karen has lived abroad for over 40 years but has decided to vote in the general election (no doubt for the Starmer/Blair party, otherwise the BBC wouldn’t be interested), because, despite her long, unlamented absence she regards herself as “an ambassador for Britain”:

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This self important old cunt is 76 and lived in Manchester, but not having lived here for 40 years, and no doubt influenced by the tittle tattle she has read, thinks her one vote is important. The BBC regard it as important enough to devote a page to her. What a bunch of cunts.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

Cunts in Space

For fuck’s sake.

I explained my angle for inputting ‘offensive’ search terms in Google (late)in the thread about same. Self amusement a bit, and the irreverant hope lines such as the original “Did Ed suck Daroolios blue cock?” (re: an ambiguity in a stupid The Orville episode)… might carry over to strangers autofills.

An early example I shared was ‘First tranny on the moon estimate’. Re-entered same just now, for pig iron … and in a few short years it has gone from ‘Your search did not match any documents” previously, to …

Well, this.

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The whole article is very cis-aggravating. The bones of it is this (quote)

“…the end goal is to “train and fly an exceptional LGBTQ student to space to conduct relevant research” that will highlight LGBTQ contributions in science and space”.

If LBTQGwhatever-it-is want to go to space (or be ‘represented’), .. why don’t LBTQGwhatever get together and build themselves an exclusively LBTQG-rocket. Their assumed homo-superior attitude in all other avenues of existence is pretty evident, so why would cunts like the one in the article be satisfied to ride on the cis-mans rocket? (puns there if you want).

And then, as seems to be their way, make any such (piggybacking)mission ALL about their, their, their …. habits. Flight engineers and mission specialists and engineers and planners and all others’ ACTUAL feats bedamned.

Lastly, .. why it’s not a good idea. A flight captain in a precarious job to begin with, might find himself with limited time to make a critical decision in an emergency situation. The last thing he needs in that scenario is the payload expert, say, coming over behind him and running his hand through his hair …

Nominated by Cuntemall.