I used to have a soft spot (well, actually not so soft if I’m honest) for Carol. She always struck me as a proper lass, someone you could have a drink, a flirt and a laugh with down the pub.

This last year or so however, she seems to have mutated into a ranting gobshite masquerading as a ‘political commentor’. It’s not an attractive sight, and it’s pretty boring to boot.

Of course you’re entitled to your opinion ducks, but honestly, your political ‘insights’ are shallow and your demeanour is both unpleasant and vindictive. Do us all a favour love, and stick to doing what you do best; that’s flashing your arse for the tabloids instead of talking out of it.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Ron Knee.

I heard at work today a description of Reform as a “nut case, extremist party”. Given that it got more votes (but far less seats) than Lib Dem I’d hardly say it is extreme, third most votes for a party in this years GE, no less.

CBS seem to think Reform is “far right”

Reform Party’s pledges don’t appear to have much mention of genocide or racial segregation, which you’d normally associate with Far Right

In fact they seem to be quite reasonable aspirations in my book.

However, the MSM continue all this vilifying of Reform and it’s voters, but no one is making much about a trend in voting which could also be viewed as having extreme views.

But you won’t hear this being spoken about as extreme…

hyphenonline

cbsnews

nationbulider.com

Nominated by Fortress Cuntimus.

David Cameron was woke enough as Foreign Secretary and many loyal British Subjects and Soldiers were pursued by him in relation to The Troubles for being a bit nasty to the IRA and other Catholic Terrorists. On the subject of IRA Terrorists, far fewer of them were or are being pursued by the British State for heinous crimes than Loyalists. Funny that or “so issus” (so it is) as our Belfast friends put it while giving an upwards shrug of their shoulders.

So the bloody page of history in those parts turns and the terrorists are now the ruling elite in both parts of the Island of Ireland. Shein Fein/IRA are the masters now having established an ascendency for the Republic of Ireland in the EU during the late Brexit Negotiations where they proved to be a serious pain in the arse for British aspirations. It was their pleasure to sabotage our negotiations at any opportunity. Their coup de grace was to control the whole land border/sea border issue so we end up in the position we now find ourselves in, fucked up in our own country.

This makes the position of Foreign Secretary ever more key in the new administration.

Cometh the Moment Cometh the Man you say so who cometh? Hilary Benn who has already hit the ground surrendering (must be some froggie in the cunt). He cometh while slavering “we must all work together” platitudes out of his condescending gob.

An infomashup on Hillary:
Yes son of old turbulent priest and ex-aristo Tony Benn. Hillary is not one of your Eton and Oxbridge educated Parliamentarians, oh no, far worse. Westminster Under School (under whom you may ask) a top persons prep school, fees about 26 grand a year then Leftie Central the University of Brighton. Then up the customary greasy pole in UK politics – Researcher, Councillor, Special Advisor then Labour Candidate, MP then a series of Ministry jobs involving handing out our money to people that do not like us – Sec of State for International Development, then S of S for Environment blah blah then Shadow Foreign Sec but Proper Job anywhere? Not that I can see.

First job for our new Sec of State ? One of the major Ministries of State, Northern Ireland.

First act? Rush over to lick arse of Northern Ireland First Minister Michelle O’Neill (VP Sinn Fein/IRA and she of the over tight leprechaun green dress)
First statement about the most contentious issue of the Legacy Act and Ireland continuing to prosecute UK in the European Court? Prefers not to say

newsletter.co.uk

Nominated by Sir limpy stroke.

A blend word or a portmanteau, is a word formed by combining the sounds and meaning of two or more words, for example brunch or sitcom. Many are practical that have been adopted and standardized into everyday English that people would struggle to convey what they wanted to say without them.

Then there are the cuntish ones often born out of social media or reality TV like the teeth itching ‘vajazzle’ popularized by the plastic orange chavs of TOWIE. Slanguage, glamping, metrosexual, mansplaining, all used by cunts.

Probably the most famous or infamous of recent times is Brexit and the bungled escape from our Eurocrat frenemies.

Maybe I just need to chillax.

become a writer

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Grieving actually is a cunt.

Help Guide.

This is about coping with the loss of a pet. Believe me, if you’ve ever lost a pet, it really hurts.

But saying goodbye to your pet is a whole different ball game, when its saying goodbye to your partner.

My point here, is it hurts, and it’s an absolute cunt, it’s not a fucking competition. There aren’t degrees, and anyone who says “it’s just a dog” needs twatting.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest