Tube drivers are selfish fucking cunts

 

A Ryanair first officer flying a highly complex airplane in all sorts of weather conditions earns between £55k and £78k per year. A Tube driver earns £72k per year sitting on his arse for 35 hours per week pushing a couple of buttons to start/stop the train and open/close the doors. In addition, they get 43 days’ holiday per year, which is 15 more than the statutory minimum. Also, they get gold-plated pensions which pay more than the average annual salary.

They are not striking for higher pay only. These grifters also want 75% off leisure mainline rail travel throughout the country and to really take the biscuit 2-for-1 tickets to Legoland and other theme parks.

As usual, the socialist Mayor of London, Unhappy Richard (Sad Dick, geddit?) Khan has said nothing about the strikes. The Tube drivers and the Mayor should be tied to the Tube tracks and if they aren’t electrified should be forced to run each other over when they return to work.

telegraph

Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt.

Amie Upton

Is a cunt who also appears to be some kind of neo-natal necrophilia-obsessed fetishist.

** All, please be warned that this cunting involves death in childbirth, or shortly after **

Zoe Wards baby boy died at three weeks as a result of brain damage. After a recommendation from a family friend, she asked Florries Army to arrange the funeral, set up by Upton following her own daughters still birth in 2017.
Ms. Upton presented herself as a Funeral director. However, when Ms. Ward went to the address provided the following day, she was absolutely distraught to find that it was not only Uptons home, complete with cat and dog, but that her baby was posed in a baby bouncer “watching” cartoons on TV.

After phoning her mother in hysterics, a proper funeral director came and removed the baby to an appropriate place.

First. I offer my sincere condolences to anyone who has lost a child in such tragic circumstances.
I cannot imagine your pain.

You will be absolutely astonished to learn that in England and Wales, people who offer funeral services are totally unregulated, and you need zero qualifications to set yourself up in that business.

bbcnews

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

King Atehehe

Cunters who enjoy the exotic will appreciate this one.King Atehehe (reminds you of Carry On Screaming’s King Rubbertiti) is a black jock who is grifting and receiving sympathetic treatment from the police (“have you been hurt in any way”?, “has your property been damaged?”), because he and his lady wife – and their “handmaiden” (!) is camping out in the woods because he claim’s his people’s land was taken from them by Queen Elizabeth The First.

Yet again a loony is taking over the asylum. Read it for yourselves, in all it’s quare and absurd detail.

Metro

Nominated by W C Boggs.

Leicester University’s Ridiculously Named Centre for Hate Studies

If you’re looking for cunts bigger than Katie Price’s vagina, look no further than the University of Leicester’s ridiculously named Centre for Hate Studies.

These prize cunts have published a report on the issue of “rural racism” which claims that ethnics face “challenges” in the countryside because rural England is “overwhelmingly white” (lucky rural England). I gather from the article that this report is a bingo card of left-wing babble-speak: “discomfort” and “psychological burden” from “navigating predominately white spaces” and that traditional pub culture and other “mono-cultural customs” are exclusionary.

However, I’m sure the poor foreign people this report sympathises with are more than happy to get oodles of benefits from the UK’s over-generous welfare state.

It states that the countryside lacks “appropriate facilities to meet religious and cultural needs”, and does not cater for “dietary norms that are rooted in religious or cultural practice”, such as kosher and halal, adding to feelings of exclusion. The report notes that “the availability of halal food or spaces for prayer could make a significant difference in whether people feel comfortable visiting the countryside”.

I guess the report hasn’t asked the Anglo-Saxon natives if they prefer food that isn’t cruelly slaughtered by some bearded savages who utter jibberish to some non-existent sky daddy as the animal bleeds to death in agony. I have said it before and will repeat it that the only animals who should die in this way are halal butchers themselves.

This lead author of this report is someone called Prof. Neil Chakraborti who is Leicester’s Hate Studies lead (another nonsensical DEI position). His picture in the article looks like a boiled head smothered in curry.

telegraph

Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt.

Eastern European Enrichment Is a Huge Benefit

No sorry it’s a cunt.

Although it’s a sensitive subject and cultural niceties have to be observed I’m just beginning to imagine that Mr Blairs project (compounded by every govt thereafter in direct contradiction to their manifesto “pledges”) seems to have quite royally fucked the country..

In this case,most unfortunately,literally.

There seems no end to the sexuâl depravity foisted upon our lady folk.

Cat o’nine tails then entire family Oven.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.