…sounds like a bit of a cunt, if reports are anything to go by.

For anyone who doesn’t know, the fragrant Rushanara (bootiful British name) is Labour MP for Bethnal Green and Stepney, and until a few days ago, served as Parliamentary Under-secretary of State for Homelessness and Rough Sleeping in Sir TwoTier Stasi’s government. That is, until the story broke stating that Mzzzzzz Ali had evicted tenants from a property in her ownership, which was then re-advertised at a rent which had increased by £700 per month.

Now I can’t claim to have any familiarity with the details of the case, but on the face of it, it’s really not a good look for the Minister for Homelessness in a Socialist government to be seen to turf out their tenants and subsequently hike the rent for a future let. The word ‘profiteering’ comes to mind. A leftie landlord who loves money; who’d have thunk it?

It will come as no surprise to learn that Mzzzzzz Ali has since resigned as Minister, no doubt after a few quiet words about ‘considering her options’ were whispered in her shell-like ear; ‘heavy heart… honour of my life to have served in a Labour government’ etc blah.

Here we go then. Let’s all play a game of spot the double standard. Anybody can join in; it really isn’t hard.

Sly News.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

is a cunt.

In addition to cuntings for the recognition of a Palestinian state our glorious leader (who obviously has no intention of fighting the next GE) is planning to bring 300 kids from Gaza (with at least one adult each) for treatment on the NHS

Talk about having a zero regard for the British people, there will be a viral backlash should some British kid waiting for urgent treatment be bumped down in preference for a Gaza kid.

What is the chance these cunts will ever go back, none whatsoever.

And why? Can’t the Gaza kids go to Jordan, Turkey, Iran, Iraq, UAE, Saudi, Egypt rather than the UK.

Unbelievable.

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Nominated by Sick of it.

Not content with pissing off farmers, fishermen, pensioners and working people to name but a few, the Ginger Minger and her hated government are now coming after the nations allotments. She has given the green light for cash-strapped councils to sell off assets including allotments to fund day-to-day spending.

Isn’t that what our Council Tax is for? You know the one that has just gone up by an average of 5% in April?

These allotments are important and they are part of our nations history with some dating back to the mid 18th century. They provide relaxation, social interaction and kids learning about nature as well as growing low cost food.

They are nostalgic and a little piece of old England with generations of families on the same plot, traditionally the British white working class growing their own produce because of a lack of a garden in their own cramped homes. No wonder Labour hates the idea, its just not diverse and multicultural enough and doesn’t involve Pakistani bus drivers digging for victory to save us all in World War Two. Probably hotbeds of anti-government rhetoric and far-right extremism too.

We all know that these plots will be sold off for housing to accomodate the never ending tide of third world scum and is free driving lessons and football match tickets for these parasites now know as ‘day-to-day spending’ because they are not spending it on fixing potholes, litter, hedge cutting and strimming verges in my local town. Rayner needs fucking composting.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

is a cunt.

Daily Fail

I am sorry I can’t name him, but I can show you a picture. After I tell you what he did you probably won’t need to see it.

It seems this gentleman had been debarred from leaving the train at Euston (reason not given, but no doubt for good reason). This didn’t deter our shirtless passenger, who did what any English gentleman would do in the circumstances and broke the window to get out, which he did, swearing at tube staff the while, no doubt allowed to leave the station without a police escort. Isn’t it wonderful in Suckdick’s London?:

Nominated by W.C. Boggs.

Right. As usual I like to dial it back a bit to keep us all sane.

So today I am cunting Tupperware.

The other weekend I made 6 portions of chicken Thai curry. (Was fucking lovely, even reheated – a special recipe of people are interested I will share)

And I got my 6 containers out… 4 of which, the lid interacted with the body just fine.

The other 2, nah. They be popping lids and turning into rhomboids and all sorts of shit.

I threw them back in the draw in anger and fast forward to today, having eaten the curries. I now have 5 piles of warped, distorted lidless plastic bullshit.

You find a base. Yep. You find a lid. Yep. Do they match? Of course they fucking don’t.

Try to put the lid on: it resists. You press harder…One corner clicks down and the other end leaps off like a fucking spring trap.

You try again; sweating, rage building and suddenly the entire bastard thing collapses inwards like a neutron star and sprays your leftovers all over the floor.

Now your bolognese is on the tiles, your cat is trying to eat the Bolognese which will make him shit his pants and you are left slamming plastic rectangles together like some mong on a crystal maze timer. All you need is Richard O’Brien with a harmonica in the background and your set.

Don’t …fucking don’t…even get me started on the ‘warped by microwave’ elite tier of these arsehole containers.
They don’t just refuse to stack and oblige being quantised: they bend reality.

Try fitting a warped lid on a warped base and congratulations… Will you start the fans….please!

Fucking grim. And that’s without last week’s curry smelling like a adminals pie I cooked back in 1999.

Plastic pricks. Can’t rely on them, can’t stack them, seal them or depend on them, even when they are in front of you and they shapeshift when any heat is applied to them.

Should employ them as MP’s and save £90k a pop 😉

Nominated by Cunt Executive Officer.