I have the honour to nominate simpering ninny Benjamin ‘Soy Boy’ Butterworth for a cunting, and not, may I add, for the first time.

Little Benjy is a cunter’s cunt; an on-going source of delight and inspiration to us all.
Well I recall him making an ass of himself when he accused JK ‘Jugs’ Rowling of being transphobic, on the basis that a character in her novel ‘Troubled Blood’ dresses as a woman in order to facilitate a murder. Yes, Butterball actually claimed on breakfast telly that this was prejudicial to the trans ‘community’, because the public was too dim-witted to know the difference between a tranny and a person utilising a disguise for nefarious purposes. Susanna Reid pointed this out sharpish, and asked whether he’d actually read the book. Naturally he hadn’t.

Luckily for us he just ploughs on, undetered by his own supreme twatishness, and just how big a ham shanker he makes himself look. This is the plank who told us that Meghan Markle was ‘a private person’. What? The world’s most self-centred, publicity craving narcissist ‘a private person’? Yeh, and I’m the Duke of Edinburgh.
Let’s also not forget the time he told us all how much MPs deserved a pay rise, and that we needed to pay more for the BBC.

So what’s the irritating little tick said this time to put my nose out of joint? Well believe it or not, he recently claimed on ‘GB News’ that (get this) ‘TwoTierFreeGear’ Starmer was ‘doing an excellent job’, and focusing on ‘fixing the foundations’ of the nation. Oh he’s fixing things alright; just ask pensioners, just ask those running small businesses, or all those struggling to pay their food, rent, mortgage and utility bills. Just ask fisherman and Brexit voters, and everyone who wants to get control of our own borders before the country becomes a complete Third World shithole.

Yeah Benjy, Starmer’s doing an excellent job. An excellent job of selling us out. An excellent job of showing us what a lying, two-faced, treacherous shit he is. Still, don’t that trouble you, as you sit snugly in your little bit of the Metrobubble and big up Keir Stalin and Labour. You’re doing an excellent job too, by the way, of promoting yourself as a colossal cunt. Keep up the good work.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

and it’s a cunt.

Just when you thought deviants were being victimised enough.

”Pride doesn’t come cheap — the LGBTQ+ ‘queer tax’ has cost us thousands”

I have read this article and find it hard to fathom exactly what this ‘queer tax’ is.

They tend to live in cities where rents are higher(like everyone else’s), transphobic housing suppliers (what the fuck?) Domestic violence (which by definition must be deviant on deviant)
Oh, and they may be cut off from their families.

Dear god do these fuckers love to be victims.

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Okay guys. I set out on this cunting in full knowledge that it may appear idiosyncratic or lacking in relevance to the wider world, but I’m hoping that you’ll cut me some slack. I need to vent my spleen, and the object of my wrath is Aston Villa, the team I’ve had the ‘pleasure’ of supporting for sixty years or more (here I use the word ‘pleasure’ in the same context that some might apply it to self-flagellation).

Here’s the scenario. It’s 25th May, the last day of the Premier League season. Villa have got a great chance of securing a top five spot in the league and with it, participation in the 2025-2026 Champions League competition. To maximise their chances however, they ideally need to win their last game, and hope that at least one of their rivals fail to win. And here is where they come face to face once more with the dark side of The Force; their last match is away at Manchester United, the team against whom Villa have what must be the worst record in the PL by a country mile.

Now as it turns out, they didn’t even need to win. The Toon obligingly lost at home, meaning that just a draw for Villa would have been enough to secure fifth place at Newcastle’s expense. But this is the Villa we’re talking about. So what happened? They bottled it is what happened. They did what they always do at Old Trafford. They ran onto the pitch, promptly shat in their shorts, and proceeded to lose 2-0 against what is universally regarded as the worst Yanited side in donkey’s. Mad? I’ve got steam coming out of my ears.

Now I can guess what people may say. It’s only a game Ron. Think of your dodgy blood pressure. Relax. Be reasonable. Well all I can say is that my capacity for reason became stunted a long time ago where this club is concerned, and my response this morning is ‘fuck off Villa. JUST. FUCK. OFF.”. I think I’m done.

Erm… see you next season then I suppose…

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Who’da thought it?

Apparently Bonio is an even bigger cunt than we imagined.

”Bono: Stories of Surrender – A dire 86 minutes of yelping self-mythologising”

And we get:

”We all know Bono’s an egomaniac, a fact he’s well aware of himself, so none of this comes as a particular surprise. If anything, it’s his sporadic attempts at self-deprecation that feel more tortured and icky, like Trump professing humility all of a sudden.”

It seems that Bonio is so self obsessed that he doesnt realise what an utter cunt he comes over as. This was from an independent review in the Telegraph.

Bonio, super cunt. And he seems oblivious of it.

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

is a cunt.

Yet another “friend” of Starmer (though certainly not one of his male models by the size of him), this bloated wanker is the Attorney General. He has come out with some real crap over the past ten months, but yesterday he excelled himself.

Apparently if you would like to be rid of the European Court Of Human Rights, which always proves to be a rod for our own backs, and despised by me, and I am sure many others, is, according to that shit-stain, “a Nazi”. I am really sick of these subnormal virtue signallers who seems to be a few sandwiches short of a picnic, which infest our ramshackle government. Of course, Hermer will stay in post till Starmer is kicked out. We just have to try to keep our sanity for 4 years, unless yet more of his quare behaviour becomes public knowledge and he finally has to fall on his sword.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.