Captain Ahmed

is a cunt.

What a nautical adventure we have here.

Ahmed Ebid,an Egyptian fisherman by all accounts, has just been sentenced to 25 years prison for “people smuggling”….by an English Court, naturally.

Not content with banking millions from the trade in human dross,the swashbuckling Captain was captured by the Italians for drug smuggling and served 5 years for it..

What next for our intrepid Mediterranean pirate you ask?

Why he crossed the English Channel in a dinghy to lodge a “claim for asylum”,which was,of course, left up in the air,so the Captain decided to move to London with his loot.

Cue an expensive international investigation and eventual trial in Britain.

Sounds like a work of a fevered imagination doesn’t it?

But not in Shithouse Britain it isn’t.

Dear me,what a camel fuckîng fiasco.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Over the Counter Medicines

are a cunt.

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I saw this ad today, for the first time, for Pepto Bismol

Now, quite apart from the fact that the ad is so obnoxious I almost vomited, what worries me is that it urges people with the following symptoms

Nausea
Upset stomach
Indigestion
Heartburn
Diarrhoea

To use it. Not a mention of seeing your GP if the symptoms persist.

I’m sure that most of you will agree that seeing a GP is unbelievably difficult, and it’s no wonder people go to the emergency room if their child has to wait 3 days to see the GP.

My worry is that over the counter medicines can often provide a temporary relief to symptoms of a problem of a much more serious nature, and I would suggest that ads such as this one be banned, and ads should be presented in a much more sober way.

Illness is not a circus, these clowns are cunts for trivialising it.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Harry Hewitt (22)

Watch out, watch out – the ginger fucking whinger is about again. Having had his appeal for security when he is in the UK (I won’t say “at home”) turned down, he has decided to write to Sugartits Cooper about it – and much good will it do him.

This entitled arsehole has decided to capitalize on his plight (and being married to the old bag he is married to MUST count as a plight), he has unburdened himself to the BBC yet again, and of course every newspaper this morning has “My dad won’t talk to me” crap (well – what did he expect?) and to drag himself well into the sewer he has hinted his father’s illness is terminal (“I don’t know how much time he has left”). Life, Harry, is terminal – didn’t nanny tell you that?.

Whether you like the King or not, this sort of tabloidese is really beyond the pale. He is just like his bloody late mother – he runs off to the BBC knowing he will be treated with kid gloves, and whatever his little brain decides to reveal gets taken up as gospel. He loves making mischief. It is always “poor little me, I have done nothing wrong”. Butter wouldn’t melt in my mouth”. I think he is an even bigger cunt than Prince Andrew. The poor little rich girl gave us the poor little rich poof:

Nominated by W C Boggs and Seconded by Norman.

So soon since the last one. But Harry of Hewitt is getting another cunting.

The overgrown man baby freak has now done an ‘exclusive’ (i.e: well paid) interview with the BBC.

Apparently, it’s an ’emotional avalanche’ and the whining little hairy turd is in full self pity and ‘me me me’ mode. Mind you, when isn’t he?

Amongst his blubbering, the bastard child orangutan hybrid wants to get back in the bosom of the Royal Family. But, The King refuses to speak to him.

I am no fan of Charles III, but I don’t blame him one bit for freezing out the noxious little shit. Harry should have thought before pissing them about, slagging them off, telling great whopping lies with bells on, and allowing that trailer trash yacht girl whore to rule his life. God knows what stress he and his bitch brought on a very elderly and ailing Queen and Prince Philip with their bullshit infested slanderous Oprah shitshow. And that’s but one instance.

With the King allegedly watching the clock tick down now, I dare say he doesn’t want to spend his final months wasting his time with that little wedgie and his slut. I bet he is sick of the sight of the bastards. Because I know I am.

The trouble with this cunt and his cheap slag is they think they can behave as badly as possible, skive out of any royal duties, spread vicious lies about false racism, and still expect to be welcomed and get all the perks. I wouldn’t blame Charles if he disinherited the fuckers and banished them for good. It’s the very least they deserve.

Emotional avalanche? The cunt is 40 for fuck’s sake, Hasn’t he grown a pair yet? Or are they in Megain’s handbag?

BBC link for this bona fide shit.

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London’s Cultural Enrichment One Sprog At A Time


London’s Full Enrichment

Is a Cunt..

BBC News.

Here we have some profligate,thick as shît Dark Key dropping babies literally like dog shitė in East London,usually in a shopping bag for passerbys to find.

A case of carelessness perhaps?

A quite forgetful lady,easily distracted?

It’s a riddle all right..

So much so the Rainbow Plod are on the job,spending a fortune going house to house to offer the hordes of Enrichers DNA tests to try to trace the parents of the sprogs.

It all seems a tad unsavoury to me,but please remember “Multiculturalism is Our Strength”..

Dear me.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Third World UK


Britain 2025 the newest member of the low trust society.

Perusing the Internet this weekend, and I saw two items about greggs.
One was a video of an employee putting a bike lock on the drinks fridge, not sure where it was but I could have a pretty good guess..

Second was greggs announcing price rises to combat the losses it taking from shoplifting vermin in its stores.

I Don’t blame them as plod and the government have giving up on policing anti social behaviour, preferring low risks targets like pensioners on Facebook.

The saying import the third world become the third world is spot on nowadays.

And hilariously today a news headline that labour could deport migrants that commit any crimes..

Seeing as we can’t get rapists and murderers out because their sons don’t like foreign chicken nuggets, that is risible to think someone stealing a steak bake will be ejected from Britain.

So enjoy the price rises and longer waits.
Diversity is our strength.

The Sun.

Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt