Lazarus Species

Cunts real or fiction?

They said they’d bring back the mammoth.
And in our lifetime ( well mine at any rate) we WILL see mammoth roaming on the frosty steppes of Siberia.

You doubt me?
Think I’m gullible?
It’s science fiction?

Then wobble your head as I introduce you to the ….Dire Wolf.

Dire wolves were a large ancestor of modern wolves
They went extinct around 10,000 years ago.
So not really that long ago ,
Our ancestors would of encountered them.

Now they’re back.
Scientists have used DNA to get 3 dire wolf pups,
But they are entering a world massively different from the one they last roamed.
Loss of natural habitat,
A explosion ethe human population,
Less prey species etc.

I feel sorry for them ☹️

On the other hand….

They’d make good pets!!

“XL bully? Puffs dog. I have a prehistoric wolf”

Daily Fail

Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

The Naughty Step


A Church of England nursery – probably run by a mincing poofter or a hatchet faced old lesbian – have expelled a boy of 3 or 4 for being “transphobic”. Unlike the former Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby who has “forgiven” a per*ert (no doubt because he wasn’t bummed by the dirty old bastard), who used to molest young boys, there is no forgiveness for this little toddler, who seems more sensible than the drones who “teach” him..

What a showern of brain washing arseholes the education authorities have become in this country overseen by that daft looking trollop Bridget Phillipson:

Daily Fail

Nominated by W C Boggs.

Abtisam Mohamed and Yuan Yang

 

lovely British names, are cunts.

These two foreign agitators get turned around and deported from Israel. Oh dear how sad.
These two cunts said they were part of an official parliamentary delegation, turns out that was a lie.

Both have called for sanctions and boycotting of Israel in the past.
So let’s assume they were there to cause trouble..

Cue lots of flouncing from fat ape lammy and big gut thornberry, who both got slammed on X.

Even kemi bandicoot got it in the neck for not taking the Labour scums side.

Seems it alright for Labour to ban people like Geert Wilders from Britain.

Still it nice to see a country policing its border from foreign rats for a change.

Plus calling them British is a stretch one born in Yemen the other in China.
We need a law that bans foreign born rats from becoming MP’S.

Sky News.

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

White Van Man Going Woke


GENERAL NOTE TO ALL: It’s becoming a too frequent event for cunters to post “O/T” comments and thus start a new thread within an existing nomination. Let’s keep the comments ON topic out of respect for the nominator and the admins who write up, schedule and publish this stuff. If there’s some other topic that’s grinding your gears, head on over to the Nominations page and do your worst there. Thanking you – NA.

White van man, the men who keep Britain running are in need of a 21st century overhaul from the outdated cliches of years gone by according to truck manufacturer Isuzu UK who commissioned the study of 1000 white van-driving tradesmen.

Gone are the stereotypes of discarded cigarette butts, crisp packets and empty cans of fizzy drinks littering the cab, ‘clean me’ written on the exterior and some hardcore pornography on the dashboard. Today its more about salads than pies, recycling, yoga, herbal tea and a skincare routine. And don’t even think about wolf-whistling at some random bit of fanny on the street.

They are probably still far-right racist Little Englanders according to sneering Labour cunt Emily Thornpiggy, but she needs to keep them onside for when she blocks the U-bend and needs an emergency plumber.

What say you, Miserable Northern Cunt?

He’s busy exfoliating listening to whale music.

Eurekar.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

Harry Hewitt [24]


Let’s hear it again for entitled manchild Harry who has jetted into Britain yet again to top up his piggy bank in the courts, as he still feels offended and put upon. The money grubbing Joe Ronce seems to forget his reason for leaving the Royal Family was because he wanted to be an ordinary citizen, to prove the point he even moved to America with the old trout he was daft enough to get married to.

One of the advantages of being an “ordinary citizen” is that we don’t get protection – and if you live in London perhaps you should, but he is away in Fairyland, hob-nobbing with “celebrities” and TV and brooding on how hard done by he has been. The perpetual victim. he is a trouble-making, self pitying little bastard, just like his late mum, Gawd rest her soul:

The Stun.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs